Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

as bukkake bride
passed 'neath us we showered
her with liquid love
Haiku # 45292, December 19, 2009 11:15 am ET
by son of septic take two
festering pustules
undaunted he served soup to
those less fortunate
Haiku # 45291, December 19, 2009 11:12 am ET
by son of septic sous chef
keepin' it real not
possible on a site of
haiku thievery
Haiku # 45290, December 19, 2009 10:02 am ET
by give me my name back
septic funeral
proud father walks bukkake
bride down the aisle
Haiku # 45289, December 19, 2009 9:55 am ET
by Get a Life wedding planner
kusoucy...slavic
for you suck or anagram
to Anon Poet
Haiku # 45288, December 19, 2009 9:51 am ET
by son of septic copyrighted
nose to the window
eager anticipation
blizzard's a coming!
Haiku # 45287, December 19, 2009 7:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bukkake bride passed
beneath us we showered her
with all of our love
Haiku # 45286, December 19, 2009 7:35 am ET
by lets start the day off right
you suck
Haiku # 45285, December 18, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
daddy was an alki
After a fifth of whiskey
OUT came the pee pee
......(and i had suck it)
Haiku # 45284, December 18, 2009 9:25 pm ET
by septic funeral scorp bs sons of united front against whatever
yes, my dad finger
fucked me and I'm a doctor
So what is your point?
Haiku # 45283, December 18, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of proctology
how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45282, December 18, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by Jeffrey Dahmer
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
Haiku # 45281, December 18, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by my father was a troll collector
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45280, December 18, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
Haiku # 45279, December 18, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
Haiku # 45278, December 18, 2009 8:51 pm ET
by son of septic LPN
lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
Haiku # 45277, December 18, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
you suck
Haiku # 45276, December 18, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
Haiku # 45275, December 18, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by son of scorp bs united front
the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs
Haiku # 45274, December 18, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by son of septic collective
this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg
Haiku # 45273, December 18, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by son of septic from the hills of kilamanjaro
father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master
Haiku # 45272, December 18, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic no bs
I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight
Haiku # 45271, December 18, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by septic funeral
take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop
Haiku # 45270, December 18, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by son of septic in ICU
6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death
Haiku # 45269, December 18, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by son of septic in Poon Tang province
the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC
Haiku # 45268, December 18, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
Haiku # 45267, December 18, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by anonymous poets society
you suck
Haiku # 45266, December 18, 2009 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay
Haiku # 45265, December 18, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by morphing into stupidity
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
Haiku # 45264, December 18, 2009 7:21 pm ET
by son of septic at the Western Front
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
Haiku # 45263, December 18, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by son of septic 9th dan
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
Haiku # 45262, December 18, 2009 7:18 pm ET
by butcher septic
the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
Haiku # 45261, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by bs
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
Haiku # 45260, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by son of septic
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
Haiku # 45259, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by butcher septic
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
Haiku # 45258, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by Septic Blutarsky
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
Haiku # 45257, December 18, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by scorp
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
Haiku # 45256, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by butcher septic
i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)
Haiku # 45255, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by bs
just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet
Haiku # 45254, December 18, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs ms wordperfect
bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here
Haiku # 45253, December 18, 2009 7:07 pm ET
by Septic Gathering
take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die
Haiku # 45252, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance
Haiku # 45251, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic, bs ms
i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope
Haiku # 45250, December 18, 2009 7:03 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed
Haiku # 45249, December 18, 2009 7:02 pm ET
by schlatenhausen fumpf
mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up
Haiku # 45248, December 18, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom
Haiku # 45247, December 18, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down
Haiku # 45246, December 18, 2009 6:57 pm ET
by Joey of Bayonne cousin of septic
where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice
Haiku # 45245, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by bs
to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"
Haiku # 45244, December 18, 2009 6:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity
Haiku # 45243, December 18, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by septic funeral
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