this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg

father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master

I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight

take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop

6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death

the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC

you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]

you suck

what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay

a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there

mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more

there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips

the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?

won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus

who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew

a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about

that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up

lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made

i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)

just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet

bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here

take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die

Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance

i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope

like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed

mirrors make me sad
everytime i like in one
i have to throw up

i'm a huge loser
nothing i say is funny
i live with my mom

flurry of haikus
pelt this site like the blizzard
soon bearing down

where've you been
i've been looking all over
checked the toilet twice

to prove it's really
me take my DNA for evidence
open your mouth say.."AAAH"

no fun house this hall
of mirrors where imposters
roam with impunity

i suck your mom's tit
right before my afternoon
naps...i dried her out

you suck

where are you father
why are you not proud of me
flesh of your foul flesh

at some point ego
inflates beyond its limits
pop goes the weasel

.......(rodent balloons for sale)

you'll never beat me
haiku Judas that you are
now go hang yourself

the time has not come
to Get A Life or A Girlfriend
girls are too scary

bozo can juggle
even more than we all thought
is that a chain saw?

....................(cuts of head)

excuse me again
mom dipped my pacifier
in high fructose corn

....................syrup! The white man's poison!

shut up miscreant
zabadooey or "you suck"
whomever you are you fuck

i shan't clean my room
no matter what mommy says
i'm a big boy now

off my meds again!
rollercoaster of love man
my butt's the best ride

perhaps a vegan
diet might quell your thirst
for blood gentlemen

vivisection ain't
all that it's cut out to be
pun..ishing fucker!

bone marrow has great
nutritional value but
I couldn't deal with

........his incessant screaming

i shall feel your meat
then masticate your gristle
vomit on the bones

I bet that one chic has a big fat stinky pussy!

inmates run amok
on the ward shhh! shrinks
are getting their ECT

the dance craze here the
Haldol Shuffle attendants
hold loonies at bay

what if I realized
there's other forums besides
this one and wrote there?

what if they opened
a site to write bad haiku
and no one bothered