what if I realized
there's other forums besides
this one and wrote there?

what if they opened
a site to write bad haiku
and no one bothered

I quit my day job
because the head chef ask me
to toss his salad

cover me with tattoos
Maori tattoos 'cause I
want to eat your child

with a haiku pen
he cut them three ways, wide deep
and repeatedly

father o' father
why hast thou forsaken me
'twas an accident

in it heat it dripped
like a cherry popsicle
chlamydia sucks

mad cow disease and
bad haiku..imports from 'cross
the pond to die for

sit on my face and
let our juices mingle thine
essence melds with mine

give me sinewy
haikus to gnash I want to
taste its' gaminess

Tourette's boy stuck on
"you suck you suck you suck you
suck you do indeed

you suck

suck..suck..suck..gurgle
odd how these sounds mimic sex
death and infancy

haiku #45206 Anon
singular focused robot
it walks and it talks...

push its' button and
it will speak.."you suck" "you suck"
and made by Mattel*

......* - batteries not included

"you suck" REDUX
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku

"Haiku Help Line?" It's
me again still stuck on two
syllables, please help!!

thrice a day I suck..le
from Anon's mom's six teats
jackal that she is

....I never tire at this

when the image dies
the dream becomes a nightmare
and fades all to black

you suck

cuckold heaven/hell
cream pies and facials all caught
on videotape

what'll come first the
fifty thousandth bad haiku
or leap from the ledge

the mind is such a
terrible thing to waste here
at the haiku dump

the waste is such a
terrible thing to mind here
at the haiku dump

blithe spirits roam free
babbling brooks of bad haiku
and misanthropy

sybil walks here her
thirteen haiku faces mask
one tormented soul

grace jones walking in
the rain at night but Nippress
prefers a crisp dawn

A child? No, think not
Obsessed? Yes definitely
Pre-trans-gender? yes

Illiterate. No
Narrow field of knowledge? Yes
Mentally Ill? Yes.

Sky crisp and bright blue
And not a cloud to be seen
It's time for a walk

Four One Nine help me
Forty Million waits for you
Please return my call.

"Haiku Help Line"....I
have two syllables but now
I'm stuck...please help me!

"you suck" Wow Anon!!
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku

terse retort Anon...
"you suck" is to the point a
bit labile yet strong

guilty as charged*
I suckled from your mom's teats
she loved me long time

...........* - "you suck" [Anon]

you suck

hi my name is ___ and
I'm a haiku-aholic
and my first haiku?

wrote it at five and
didn't know it was haiku
'til dad hollered...Woooie!!!..

HAIKU!...bad haiku
but it's still haiku..the boy's
freakin' genius!!!

decimated by
a pandemic of real bad
haiku...so sorry
....done
...promise

mama always said
quantity beats quality
"just wear them down son!"

he plucked a cluster
of suckulent [sic] haikus from
the withering vine

tart to a one skins
strewn about and in his rush
ne'er spit out the seeds

no focal point
just bad haikus rain down like
B-52 carpet bombing

collateral deaths
friendly fire casualties
the wages of this war

existential angst
there is no meaning to life
natter away Holmes

Vesuvius spewed
Ash and rained discord so why
not spew bad haikus
..........as unnatural disasters

gas...oil...diesel...
in my two stroke engine it
mixes purrrfectly

black and white have blurred
on the banks of netherworld
ghosts of good/evil

if Carlin* and Bruce**
wrote haikus you'd find suck and
fuck and bad taste too

* George and **Lenny

bad haikus are not
oxymoronic...they're as
advertised most suck

entropy...the bad
tasting medicine no one
wishes to swallow

like castor oil and
Tiajuana street tacos
it runs right through us

it would be funny
if it were a bit of "childish"
but also dance

not just joke after
crude joke, like putting diesel
in the wrong engine...

nattering away
maybe find meaning in life
by spewing discord

There's this Shemail called
zapooper! Do you want me?
Or are you just shy?

Still. Silent frozen
Light is almoste chromatic
Colors are muted

zagnut chronicles
space log...za-pooper morphs into
hermaphroditic
...................hottie

za pooper back from
hyper-space trip to planet
zagnut he eats them

Hey bitches! Ash and Nippress are homosexuals! Isn't that some funny shit, wearing their StarWars gear and having butt sex?