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27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

nattering away
maybe find meaning in life
by spewing discord
Haiku # 45175, December 16, 2009 11:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's this Shemail called
zapooper! Do you want me?
Or are you just shy?
Haiku # 45174, December 16, 2009 5:03 am ET
by Hetro
Still. Silent frozen
Light is almoste chromatic
Colors are muted

Haiku # 45173, December 16, 2009 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
zagnut chronicles
space log...za-pooper morphs into
hermaphroditic
...................hottie
Haiku # 45172, December 15, 2009 2:41 pm ET
by son of septic
za pooper back from
hyper-space trip to planet
zagnut he eats them
Haiku # 45171, December 15, 2009 2:35 pm ET
by zagnut suppositories
Hey bitches! Ash and Nippress are homosexuals! Isn't that some funny shit, wearing their StarWars gear and having butt sex?
Haiku # 45170, December 15, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by zapooper
anonymous suck
poet you sucky sucky
long time Tom Tourettes
Haiku # 45169, December 15, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by son of fuck fuck fuck
you suck
Haiku # 45168, December 15, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
student calls teacher
fuckin' shit head but that's OK
it's on my IEP*

[Individual Educational Plan]
Haiku # 45167, December 15, 2009 12:50 pm ET
by Johnny has Tourettes Syndrome
the freudian slip
seems to be showing, I can't
think of what else to

say GEE WILLIKERS! GOSH!!
(if a Mormon has Tourette's
Syndrome)
Haiku # 45166, December 15, 2009 11:40 am ET
by scorp
Tourrette's the greatest
guilty with explanation
conceived by mankind
Haiku # 45165, December 15, 2009 11:29 am ET
by son of fuck fuck fuck
impatient crows pace
roadside kill going nowhere
interlopers zoom
.......................by
Haiku # 45164, December 15, 2009 11:26 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
generation gap
can't span this gulf to embrace
the lady gaga
Haiku # 45163, December 15, 2009 11:19 am ET
by George W. Bush
Vesuvius spewed
destruction so did I...oops
my bad...forgot meds!
Haiku # 45162, December 15, 2009 11:14 am ET
by son of septic
her heels went click-clack
staccato against hard floor
heads turned in the wake
Haiku # 45161, December 15, 2009 9:19 am ET
by vince
the world is turning
and i thought i was verbose
until recently
Haiku # 45160, December 15, 2009 5:44 am ET
by ash
The sick keep coming
The people come and go here
But the nuts remain
Haiku # 45159, December 15, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Get A Life
WHAT A SAD MAN
WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
BUT NOT WITH YOU THOUGH
Haiku # 45158, December 15, 2009 5:02 am ET
by Get A Life
I have led childish
attempts to impose my will
on those who seek self
Haiku # 45157, December 14, 2009 11:06 pm ET
by bs-scorp
merry meet, we pray
for peace in this forum to
be a troll once, ugh
Haiku # 45156, December 14, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by bs-scorp
you suck
Haiku # 45155, December 14, 2009 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goin' ridin' on
the freeway of love in dad's
pink Cadillac...CRASH!!
Haiku # 45154, December 14, 2009 10:08 pm ET
by daddy was a closet queen
man of a thousand
faces Lon Chaney hasn't
anything on septic
Haiku # 45153, December 14, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by guess who
Diprivan is a
hypnotic but don't tell MJ
too little too late
Haiku # 45152, December 14, 2009 9:59 pm ET
by The doc did it
Elvis autopsy
fourteen drugs in his body
I say...a good start
Haiku # 45151, December 14, 2009 9:53 pm ET
by Pass the Percocet
traveling road show
ELVI...ten Elvis performers
baby Elvis rocks!
Haiku # 45150, December 14, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by Elvis is among us
will the real Neo
kill the fake Keanu Reeves
then yourself thank you
Haiku # 45149, December 14, 2009 9:45 pm ET
by matrix smatrix
in NYC there are
forty-nine Ray's Pizzas..hence
will the real Ray's please

tell the faux Septics
shut their pizza pie holes
and just fade away
Haiku # 45148, December 14, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by the original septic
Overrated wings!
They leave holes in my clothing
and make my joints ache.
Haiku # 45147, December 14, 2009 8:27 pm ET
by snail of featherdust
go pray for yourself loser
you wrecked daddy's new cadillac
oh shit you're fucked now
Haiku # 45146, December 14, 2009 7:54 pm ET
by the real son of septic
Holy Trinity
mother of god pray for us
sinners and perverts

in the name of the father the son and the holy cow amenities
Haiku # 45145, December 14, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in this un-fun house
hall of mirrors distorting
reality of who
.................is really who
Haiku # 45144, December 14, 2009 7:44 pm ET
by son and father septic funeral
I am he as you
are me and we are all to
gether see how they

run like pigs from a
gun see how they fly
I'm crying...septic!!!

......sorry Beatles for dragging you into this shithole
Haiku # 45143, December 14, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by septic and son of septic funeral
Impostor you are
Desecrating his ho..
ly name is a sin
Haiku # 45142, December 14, 2009 7:33 pm ET
by son of septic
Robert Young was so
well--hung that Jane Wyatt swung
from his vine-like "schwing"
Haiku # 45141, December 14, 2009 7:29 pm ET
by septic funeral
where's my REAL daddy
you smell like him but you're not
i HATE foster dads
Haiku # 45140, December 14, 2009 7:28 pm ET
by son of septic
Kitten Princess and
Bud..Father Knows Best becomes
The Aristocrats
...................the joke
Haiku # 45139, December 14, 2009 7:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
what about the will
it's a large estate... mostly
vibrators though
Haiku # 45138, December 14, 2009 7:23 pm ET
by son of septic
Father Knows Best proved
that a family that cums
together stays together
Haiku # 45137, December 14, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by septic funeral
where's mommy at now
single parent homes are pro-
ven to fail you see

[Genesis 9:0210
Haiku # 45136, December 14, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by son of septic
semen's all there is
you should know best poppa bear
"i learned by watching you"
Haiku # 45135, December 14, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic
can't i versify
in peace...you guys fail to see
genius around here
[Brand Dividians 3:16]
Haiku # 45134, December 14, 2009 6:57 pm ET
by son of septic
like cumming over
and over and over this
shit is so tiresome

extinguish actions
covert desensitization
read septic haikus
Haiku # 45133, December 14, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by septic funeral
how can you watch me
DECAY can you see me from
the "Golan Heights of
............SELF AGGRANDIZEMENT
Haiku # 45132, December 14, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by son of septic
freaks have broken out
the asylum is emptied
quick go..Get a Life
Haiku # 45131, December 14, 2009 6:49 pm ET
by son of septic
it's time to end this
freak parade of paradies
all septic[s] suck!!!
Haiku # 45130, December 14, 2009 6:43 pm ET
by father and son septic
lightning haikus
my father brings out the worst
in all he touches
Haiku # 45129, December 14, 2009 6:41 pm ET
by son of septic
scum always rises
to the top so why should my
dad be different
Haiku # 45128, December 14, 2009 6:40 pm ET
by son of septic
under a gray sky
he hung himself and no one
was there to applause
Haiku # 45127, December 14, 2009 6:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
my father my son
multiple personality
a house divided
Haiku # 45126, December 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by septic funeral
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