Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

under a gray sky
he hung himself and no one
was there to applause
Haiku # 45127, December 14, 2009 6:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
my father my son
multiple personality
a house divided
Haiku # 45126, December 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by septic funeral
clemency a bad
thing when the governor sets
sets your father free
Haiku # 45125, December 14, 2009 6:37 pm ET
by son of septic
Was going to leave
Oh well maybe not just yet
Self grandisation

I need to stick around to watch him decay. He hasn't got it yet! Hahahaha
Haiku # 45124, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by Get A Life
in a drunken rage
septic funeral raped him
next day Toys R' Us
Haiku # 45123, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by son of septic
daddy loves me more
because he raped me more times
i'm his real son...bitch
Haiku # 45122, December 14, 2009 5:52 pm ET
by son of septic
in a drunken rage
he struck blindly at his son
luckily he missed
Haiku # 45121, December 14, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by son of septic
septic funeral
wasn't enough to spawn me
now you take my name!
Haiku # 45120, December 14, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by son of septic
ploppety plop plop
crusty bird dung stew...thanks pop
i love pizza hut
Haiku # 45119, December 14, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by son of septic
look what i can do
what happened to my abel
i have to cane him
Haiku # 45118, December 14, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by son of septic
scavengers roam free
sniffing the night air for death
pop...you taught us well
Haiku # 45117, December 14, 2009 5:30 pm ET
by son of septic
he would have killed us
given the chance..mom always
kept one eye on him
Haiku # 45116, December 14, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by son of septic
my father's motto was
let these jackal whelps dine on
my scraps....feral beasts
Haiku # 45115, December 14, 2009 5:20 pm ET
by son of septic
you're like a pigeon
scavenging for pizza crusts
dining on my waste
Haiku # 45114, December 14, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
I prayed to see the
Lone Ranger shot in the back
while riding away
Haiku # 45113, December 14, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by Hi-ho Silver..aarrgh!
A hearty high ho'
Silver away!!..who was that
masked man?...GET A LIFE!

[self-aggrandizing fuck]
Haiku # 45112, December 14, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by son of septic
what you deemed to be
good deeds and a job well-done
was in fact neither
Haiku # 45111, December 14, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by son of septic
'fore you ride into
the sunset on horse and white
hat today's word is......
...............SELF-AGGRANDIZING

[ADMF Get a Life]
Haiku # 45110, December 14, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by son of septic
The mood has changed
My work is done here. Good by
Now it's all good stuff
Haiku # 45109, December 14, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Get A Life
unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.
Haiku # 45108, December 14, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mundane
gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression
Haiku # 45107, December 14, 2009 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid
Haiku # 45106, December 14, 2009 11:53 am ET
by aging sux
torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become
Haiku # 45105, December 14, 2009 11:45 am ET
by aging sux
december
phones can't fill in the
void you left
Haiku # 45104, December 14, 2009 11:24 am ET
by vince
candy apple red
it takes my breath away this
splendid new furnace
Haiku # 45103, December 14, 2009 10:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Father stole his tears,
but never managed to kill
the heart that bled them.
Haiku # 45102, December 14, 2009 2:25 am ET
by snail
lo' I, his only
begotten son be defiled
by this false idol
..................Matthew 2:6
Haiku # 45101, December 13, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by son of septic
there is but one true
son of septic funeral
I...fakir be gone!!

Haiku # 45100, December 13, 2009 10:29 pm ET
by son of septic
a pox on your house
no need to steal my farts...you
can eat your own please
Haiku # 45099, December 13, 2009 9:15 pm ET
by son of septic
fie!! sound the alarm
foul deed...this vile shadow
deigned to write as me
Haiku # 45098, December 13, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by son of septic
glory hole legend
he tested limits of what
humans could achieve
Haiku # 45097, December 13, 2009 8:58 pm ET
by son of septic
blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb
Haiku # 45096, December 13, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by son of septic
I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back
Haiku # 45095, December 13, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by son of septic
eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?
Haiku # 45094, December 13, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by son of septic
a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go
Haiku # 45093, December 13, 2009 6:07 pm ET
by septic funeral
thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn
Haiku # 45092, December 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by vince
Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll
Haiku # 45091, December 13, 2009 1:04 pm ET
by Janis
perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
Haiku # 45090, December 12, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
Haiku # 45089, December 12, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
Haiku # 45088, December 12, 2009 6:06 pm ET
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
Haiku # 45087, December 12, 2009 6:00 pm ET
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
Haiku # 45086, December 12, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
Haiku # 45083, December 12, 2009 4:01 pm ET
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
Haiku # 45082, December 12, 2009 11:06 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
Haiku # 45081, December 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
Haiku # 45079, December 11, 2009 12:45 pm ET
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
Haiku # 45078, December 11, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
Haiku # 45077, December 11, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
Haiku # 45076, December 11, 2009 11:44 am ET
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Haiku # 45075, December 10, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Adam of Toronto
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