Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll

perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard

My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.

who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at

zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit

this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies

chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow

monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here

welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time

went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed

stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork

one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!

car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on

Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now

if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some

forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart

........this is not one of them

zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays

his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!

Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole

tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow

Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects

the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em

chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'

tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall

holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of

arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush

some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze

huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face

call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept

melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre

frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static

there are thieves about
stealing my name and glory
but I am the ONE

I get no RESPECT
trying my damn best to bake
these Bad Haiku pies

Swallowed in blankets,
I am safe from monsters' mouths.
Please leave the lights on.

i'm a stupid face
because i say stupid things
stupid is as stupid does

how am I doing
dad? son, seed from my loins you
are. you done real good!

more than a pawn he
was a tool for her pleasure
ten inch tool was he

"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!

Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!

why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy

American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas

why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?

son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there

davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo

but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books

Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life

zen bowel movement
sit...sit...waiting for perfect
shit moment....aaah..NOW!

is it me or what?
that a kid's icon that's round
and brown is named "pooh"

is it me or what?
pooh's paw dripping honey from
vagina shaped hole

paper is pooh-free
no further wipes required
life's small victories

so far, no player
with pheripheral device
that performs handjobs

keep up with the times
easier said than done...so
BETA porn tapes anyone?