more than a pawn he
was a tool for her pleasure
ten inch tool was he

"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!

Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!

why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy

American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas

why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?

son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there

davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo

but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books

Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life

zen bowel movement
sit...sit...waiting for perfect
shit moment....aaah..NOW!

is it me or what?
that a kid's icon that's round
and brown is named "pooh"

is it me or what?
pooh's paw dripping honey from
vagina shaped hole

paper is pooh-free
no further wipes required
life's small victories

so far, no player
with pheripheral device
that performs handjobs

keep up with the times
easier said than done...so
BETA porn tapes anyone?

divide LUST by the
square root of AGING leaves
the sum of all FEARS

road to perdition
paved with countless transgressions
no U-turns here....FUCKED!!

dreamt Jesus pwned me
in a Halo 3 deathmatch
dude kept respawning

playing "nearer to
thee my Lord" the band never
made it to the boats

The Midnight Express
Oxycontin and Jack D
Hell is behind me

..........for the moment

painkillers and booze
there's a pounding in head
and I hear Elvis

no music playing
just a hillbilly talking
about me and God

Hahahaha!
That made me laugh like a drain
Nice sense of humor!

we are not worthy
not that it matters at all
unless you say so

It is he who will
transform our STUPID DRIVEL
into PURE WISDOM

uttering, "STUPID!"
each time with subtlety and
grace, like no other.

You are the unmarked
door behind which we can see
the true face of God

MASTER Get a Life...

you truly gifted
haiku sensei offers us
such exquisite pearls.....

"hey remedial"
"you have such Low self esteem"
"what sad little lives"
"pages of rubbish"
"Nice!..Getting better"
"How stupid are you, yes you!"

SO MANY PEARLS ON THIS NECKLACE OF WISDOM THAT IT OVERWHELMS ME

O' haiku Moses
lead us, the unworthy, out
of the Land of Drivel

You have plumbed great depths
embraced the complexities
of the haiku verse

Indulge us with your
imaginative mind, so
as to know rapture

Hey remedial!
it's 00.31 am
That's a clue stupid

You have no idea
Who I am or what I write
And that's the Joke "BRO"

God! Who reads this stuff?
So full of childish drivel
Nutters Who write it?

once I scoped out a
pit bull with my "tool" oh the
sacrifice I made

try Fluffer-nutter
the mutts go mad over it
except those Rotties

been there and done that..
Rover prefers smooth as such
we all benefit

spread the chunky jiff
on your solitary shaft
the dog won't judge you

three feet of snow falls
on the Mohave Desert
2012 arrives early

a snowfall out west
breathes life into bad haiku...
the weather channel

mountain solitude
above the noise and glares
need to find some peace.

the san gabriels
with snowfall of two to three feet.
L.A. in winter.

'twas nary a crib
that could contain the poopster
so why the rule of
............5-7-5

Nippress and Ash.....proving that seedy homosexuals never go out of style!

zapooper haiku...
infinite syllables to
voice singular aim

sperm, scum, jizz, be..cum
you more than sunshine, love, hope...
stay as U R septic

whirling eddy dance
merging and emerging bold
aquatic dervish

Ripkenesque "feat"
1478 straight days wearing Smart Wool socks
no, not the same pair

only friends
eyes say otherwise
can't decide

you write at snail's pace
but still, i frequent this stage
to see you perform

a...musing...how these
thoughts flow...protagonists
become my Muses

like playing one on
one with your little brother
not very much fun

...don't worry you'll improve

Drop acid Gettalife
granted an extreme measure
for your writer's block

....that keeps you up til' 4a.m.

Get a Life scholar
plays handball against the curb
DOWN looks UP to him

not one iota
of juice in his pen
just dreary blather

even egotists
confess to esteem issues..so
what's the point Einstein?

Disney broke my heart.
For how could love, ever meet
such expectations?