God! Who reads this stuff?
So full of childish drivel
Nutters Who write it?

once I scoped out a
pit bull with my "tool" oh the
sacrifice I made

try Fluffer-nutter
the mutts go mad over it
except those Rotties

been there and done that..
Rover prefers smooth as such
we all benefit

spread the chunky jiff
on your solitary shaft
the dog won't judge you

three feet of snow falls
on the Mohave Desert
2012 arrives early

a snowfall out west
breathes life into bad haiku...
the weather channel

mountain solitude
above the noise and glares
need to find some peace.

the san gabriels
with snowfall of two to three feet.
L.A. in winter.

'twas nary a crib
that could contain the poopster
so why the rule of
............5-7-5

Nippress and Ash.....proving that seedy homosexuals never go out of style!

zapooper haiku...
infinite syllables to
voice singular aim

sperm, scum, jizz, be..cum
you more than sunshine, love, hope...
stay as U R septic

whirling eddy dance
merging and emerging bold
aquatic dervish

Ripkenesque "feat"
1478 straight days wearing Smart Wool socks
no, not the same pair

only friends
eyes say otherwise
can't decide

you write at snail's pace
but still, i frequent this stage
to see you perform

a...musing...how these
thoughts flow...protagonists
become my Muses

like playing one on
one with your little brother
not very much fun

...don't worry you'll improve

Drop acid Gettalife
granted an extreme measure
for your writer's block

....that keeps you up til' 4a.m.

Get a Life scholar
plays handball against the curb
DOWN looks UP to him

not one iota
of juice in his pen
just dreary blather

even egotists
confess to esteem issues..so
what's the point Einstein?

Disney broke my heart.
For how could love, ever meet
such expectations?

You cant help yourself
You have such Low self esteem
Keep falling for it. LOL

The dark fantasy
bled out when reality
carved a deeper fear.

time out for a spell
pedantic wretch that i am
and for now, it's ciao

the boyz in D block
jacked off at shift's end
to homeward females

[true story septic]

gaze out the window
pick out a pedestrian
masturbate to her

'noreaster blows strong
here on the east coast we all
need to relax....chill

moment of silence
before the bickering started
calm before the storm.

search haiku and WOW!!
your stuff reeks of "righteous might"
sans' any style

Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of
Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life....INDEED!! [take 2]

Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life INDEED!

Get a Life are you
going for a G.E.D.?
'cause you write that way

you say my life is
little but I like to think
it's bigger than most

haiku exercise
and a three mile jog to
clear the senses...sweet!!

Get a Life tells us,
"Get a Life"...quite ironic
a waste? walk away.

What sad little lives
Is this your only outlet?
For your sad sick minds?

queen bee-all, end-all
of spelling bees stinging drones
into submission

old school marm wields red
pen like Mongol scimitar
bloody "F", my scars

R U hooked my ASH
on phoniks [my sic] or rote?
does that explain why...

you spelled "Caio"..."Caiu" [your sic]

such speeling errors
are almost to much too bear
you guys are loosers

just walk away or
just go hang yourself or both?
point the way Scorp...just

remember..."all our
yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death."
MACBETH

Nothing wrong with your TV..
"we control the horizontal
and the vertical"

self-absorbed, preening
sycophants have to much time
at their disposal

you who turn away
from this red tide of haiku
......I can understand

no wonder the ASS,
epicenter of focus
and aggression, bleeds

working the night shift
scorp gets his licks in and I
punched the clock this morn'

when it suits you just
call me aggressive bully
when not bleating sheep

[shotgun patterns become me]

me no start this war
me newcomer to bad haiku
me stop whenever

...........me pleases, kind sir-

thirty years later
sticks and stones may break my bones...
gets polished upgrade

sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?

face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir