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moment of silence
before the bickering started
calm before the storm.
Haiku # 44990, December 7, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
search haiku and WOW!!
your stuff reeks of "righteous might"
sans' any style
Haiku # 44989, December 7, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by Get a Life Get a Life
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of
Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life....INDEED!! [take 2]
Haiku # 44988, December 7, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by R. U. KIDDING
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life INDEED!
Haiku # 44987, December 7, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by R. U. KIDDING
Get a Life are you
going for a G.E.D.?
'cause you write that way
Haiku # 44986, December 7, 2009 12:43 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
you say my life is
little but I like to think
it's bigger than most
Haiku # 44985, December 7, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
haiku exercise
and a three mile jog to
clear the senses...sweet!!
Haiku # 44984, December 7, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Get a Life tells us,
"Get a Life"...quite ironic
a waste? walk away.
Haiku # 44983, December 7, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
What sad little lives
Is this your only outlet?
For your sad sick minds?
Haiku # 44982, December 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by Get A Life
queen bee-all, end-all
of spelling bees stinging drones
into submission

old school marm wields red
pen like Mongol scimitar
bloody "F", my scars

R U hooked my ASH
on phoniks [my sic] or rote?
does that explain why...

you spelled "Caio"..."Caiu" [your sic]
Haiku # 44981, December 7, 2009 9:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
such speeling errors
are almost to much too bear
you guys are loosers
Haiku # 44980, December 7, 2009 8:47 am ET
by ash
just walk away or
just go hang yourself or both?
point the way Scorp...just

remember..."all our
yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death."
MACBETH
Haiku # 44979, December 7, 2009 8:40 am ET
by United as One
Nothing wrong with your TV..
"we control the horizontal
and the vertical"
Haiku # 44978, December 7, 2009 8:28 am ET
by The Outer Limits
self-absorbed, preening
sycophants have to much time
at their disposal
Haiku # 44977, December 7, 2009 8:21 am ET
by The mirror speaks
you who turn away
from this red tide of haiku
......I can understand
Haiku # 44976, December 7, 2009 8:15 am ET
by United as One
no wonder the ASS,
epicenter of focus
and aggression, bleeds
Haiku # 44975, December 7, 2009 8:11 am ET
by United as One
working the night shift
scorp gets his licks in and I
punched the clock this morn'
Haiku # 44974, December 7, 2009 8:05 am ET
by United as One
when it suits you just
call me aggressive bully
when not bleating sheep

[shotgun patterns become me]
Haiku # 44973, December 7, 2009 8:02 am ET
by United as One
me no start this war
me newcomer to bad haiku
me stop whenever

...........me pleases, kind sir-
Haiku # 44972, December 7, 2009 7:55 am ET
by United as One
thirty years later
sticks and stones may break my bones...
gets polished upgrade
Haiku # 44971, December 7, 2009 7:51 am ET
by United as One
sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?
Haiku # 44970, December 7, 2009 12:12 am ET
by scorp
face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir
Haiku # 44969, December 6, 2009 11:42 pm ET
by vince
I admit I have laid
it down pretty harsh here and
you just want to write...
Haiku # 44968, December 6, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by scorp
the bully claims not
a thing was done wrong, it was
not fair at all, no...

I have been both
Haiku # 44967, December 6, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by scorp
the schoolboy taunts
the bully and finally
flattens him, it ends
Haiku # 44966, December 6, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by scorp
so to my critics
up yours, up yours and keep it
there, keep talking so...

so what
Haiku # 44965, December 6, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by scorp
Well it could be one
army of me, kvetching
about just some guy who

just conventiently
happens to be there, to throw
stones at then he shoves

the 9th Symphony
up your ass
Haiku # 44964, December 6, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by scorp
i could just change my
name to something else but it
would not change me or

change your reactions to
whatever it is, proud minds
write outside reacting
Haiku # 44963, December 6, 2009 11:14 pm ET
by scorp
hmm, maybe some peeps
need to go back to school and
learn to be kids, so

only with the minds of
"children" can one enter the
kingdom of God, ....eh

wonders if they even
get what I'm saying
Haiku # 44962, December 6, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by scorp
who's to know if the
folks here have their own not so
good parts they deny?
Haiku # 44961, December 6, 2009 11:08 pm ET
by scorp
it gives some people
a cause, but the trick is to
walk away really...
Haiku # 44960, December 6, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by scorp
people don't care and
then they have their moment of
the dark night of soul

and they have to find
out for themselves, as the cock
crows three times for you
Haiku # 44959, December 6, 2009 11:04 pm ET
by scorp
I am tired of
not living to my own good
potential, shoot it

down if you want what
are words from total strangers
I don't even know?
Haiku # 44958, December 6, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by scorp
it's called fight or flight
people are either group or
self oriented

there are also closed
and open minds, reactions
and this is said case

I've been here for over
10 years, this is just old Gen X
depressed "individualism"

pearls before swine
Haiku # 44957, December 6, 2009 11:02 pm ET
by scorp
perv...we played you
zooted on leaky-leak splayed
you.. just waxed your ass
Haiku # 44956, December 6, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by welcome home septic
whus crackalackin
in crooklyn hommes.. me droppin'
dozens on septic
Haiku # 44955, December 6, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by United as One
thinks he's Ginger Man
but his glibness revealed so
many doors unopened
Haiku # 44954, December 6, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by J.P. Donleavys ghost
effluent streams run
deep and far for Septic Man
roto-rooter ace
Haiku # 44953, December 6, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by Legion of One
wart-pocked toad-man rued
his encounter with Septic
"never trust a pervert"
Haiku # 44952, December 6, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by Legion of One
fifty thousand hits...
so many bad haikus to
ink.....so little time
Haiku # 44951, December 6, 2009 4:51 pm ET
by goo goo ga joob
geriatric blues
broken string, her memories
like pearls roll away
Haiku # 44950, December 6, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
reared by a jackal
Septic slit his siblings' throats
in the darkened den
Haiku # 44949, December 6, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by Fratricide and bestiality
residue of love
fluids exchanged in darkness
this wart is for you
Haiku # 44948, December 6, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
barren field littered
with ghosts of wars past...hallowed
ground weeps crimson tears
Haiku # 44947, December 6, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by johnny got his gun
schoolboy rants...bittersweet
tastes of naivete, bravado
and hormones rising
Haiku # 44946, December 6, 2009 10:01 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
madness' dark descend
spiraling downward thru the
rabbit's hole to HELL

the right to bear arms
bullets sprayed in tight quarters
INNOCENCE slaughtered

collective madness
spreads cross the land like tainted
rye...ergot crazed loons

run amok...shrieking
"Afire..St. Elmo's fire
a pox upon US...

USA!!...USA!!!....USA!!!!"
Haiku # 44945, December 6, 2009 9:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
So America
must be awful place to live
So full of crazies
Haiku # 44944, December 6, 2009 8:46 am ET
by Get A life
Bliss of connection
woman who follows so well
each step to match mine
Haiku # 44943, December 6, 2009 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Food for the Black birds
Bright red berry's in the Sun
Cotoneaster bush
Haiku # 44942, December 6, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
tired of this junk
bring back the beauty of our
half-assed poetry
Haiku # 44941, December 6, 2009 12:37 am ET
by Wanna see REAL Poems of not your schoolboy rants
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