Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

just walk away or
just go hang yourself or both?
point the way Scorp...just

remember..."all our
yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death."
MACBETH
Haiku # 44979, December 7, 2009 8:40 am ET
by United as One
Nothing wrong with your TV..
"we control the horizontal
and the vertical"
Haiku # 44978, December 7, 2009 8:28 am ET
by The Outer Limits
self-absorbed, preening
sycophants have to much time
at their disposal
Haiku # 44977, December 7, 2009 8:21 am ET
by The mirror speaks
you who turn away
from this red tide of haiku
......I can understand
Haiku # 44976, December 7, 2009 8:15 am ET
by United as One
no wonder the ASS,
epicenter of focus
and aggression, bleeds
Haiku # 44975, December 7, 2009 8:11 am ET
by United as One
working the night shift
scorp gets his licks in and I
punched the clock this morn'
Haiku # 44974, December 7, 2009 8:05 am ET
by United as One
when it suits you just
call me aggressive bully
when not bleating sheep

[shotgun patterns become me]
Haiku # 44973, December 7, 2009 8:02 am ET
by United as One
me no start this war
me newcomer to bad haiku
me stop whenever

...........me pleases, kind sir-
Haiku # 44972, December 7, 2009 7:55 am ET
by United as One
thirty years later
sticks and stones may break my bones...
gets polished upgrade
Haiku # 44971, December 7, 2009 7:51 am ET
by United as One
sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?
Haiku # 44970, December 7, 2009 12:12 am ET
by scorp
face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir
Haiku # 44969, December 6, 2009 11:42 pm ET
by vince
I admit I have laid
it down pretty harsh here and
you just want to write...
Haiku # 44968, December 6, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by scorp
the bully claims not
a thing was done wrong, it was
not fair at all, no...

I have been both
Haiku # 44967, December 6, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by scorp
the schoolboy taunts
the bully and finally
flattens him, it ends
Haiku # 44966, December 6, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by scorp
so to my critics
up yours, up yours and keep it
there, keep talking so...

so what
Haiku # 44965, December 6, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by scorp
Well it could be one
army of me, kvetching
about just some guy who

just conventiently
happens to be there, to throw
stones at then he shoves

the 9th Symphony
up your ass
Haiku # 44964, December 6, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by scorp
i could just change my
name to something else but it
would not change me or

change your reactions to
whatever it is, proud minds
write outside reacting
Haiku # 44963, December 6, 2009 11:14 pm ET
by scorp
hmm, maybe some peeps
need to go back to school and
learn to be kids, so

only with the minds of
"children" can one enter the
kingdom of God, ....eh

wonders if they even
get what I'm saying
Haiku # 44962, December 6, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by scorp
who's to know if the
folks here have their own not so
good parts they deny?
Haiku # 44961, December 6, 2009 11:08 pm ET
by scorp
it gives some people
a cause, but the trick is to
walk away really...
Haiku # 44960, December 6, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by scorp
people don't care and
then they have their moment of
the dark night of soul

and they have to find
out for themselves, as the cock
crows three times for you
Haiku # 44959, December 6, 2009 11:04 pm ET
by scorp
I am tired of
not living to my own good
potential, shoot it

down if you want what
are words from total strangers
I don't even know?
Haiku # 44958, December 6, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by scorp
it's called fight or flight
people are either group or
self oriented

there are also closed
and open minds, reactions
and this is said case

I've been here for over
10 years, this is just old Gen X
depressed "individualism"

pearls before swine
Haiku # 44957, December 6, 2009 11:02 pm ET
by scorp
perv...we played you
zooted on leaky-leak splayed
you.. just waxed your ass
Haiku # 44956, December 6, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by welcome home septic
whus crackalackin
in crooklyn hommes.. me droppin'
dozens on septic
Haiku # 44955, December 6, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by United as One
thinks he's Ginger Man
but his glibness revealed so
many doors unopened
Haiku # 44954, December 6, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by J.P. Donleavys ghost
effluent streams run
deep and far for Septic Man
roto-rooter ace
Haiku # 44953, December 6, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by Legion of One
wart-pocked toad-man rued
his encounter with Septic
"never trust a pervert"
Haiku # 44952, December 6, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by Legion of One
fifty thousand hits...
so many bad haikus to
ink.....so little time
Haiku # 44951, December 6, 2009 4:51 pm ET
by goo goo ga joob
geriatric blues
broken string, her memories
like pearls roll away
Haiku # 44950, December 6, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
reared by a jackal
Septic slit his siblings' throats
in the darkened den
Haiku # 44949, December 6, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by Fratricide and bestiality
residue of love
fluids exchanged in darkness
this wart is for you
Haiku # 44948, December 6, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
barren field littered
with ghosts of wars past...hallowed
ground weeps crimson tears
Haiku # 44947, December 6, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by johnny got his gun
schoolboy rants...bittersweet
tastes of naivete, bravado
and hormones rising
Haiku # 44946, December 6, 2009 10:01 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
madness' dark descend
spiraling downward thru the
rabbit's hole to HELL

the right to bear arms
bullets sprayed in tight quarters
INNOCENCE slaughtered

collective madness
spreads cross the land like tainted
rye...ergot crazed loons

run amok...shrieking
"Afire..St. Elmo's fire
a pox upon US...

USA!!...USA!!!....USA!!!!"
Haiku # 44945, December 6, 2009 9:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
So America
must be awful place to live
So full of crazies
Haiku # 44944, December 6, 2009 8:46 am ET
by Get A life
Bliss of connection
woman who follows so well
each step to match mine
Haiku # 44943, December 6, 2009 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Food for the Black birds
Bright red berry's in the Sun
Cotoneaster bush
Haiku # 44942, December 6, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
tired of this junk
bring back the beauty of our
half-assed poetry
Haiku # 44941, December 6, 2009 12:37 am ET
by Wanna see REAL Poems of not your schoolboy rants
anna's eyes delight
fills the space between inside
warmth and her first snow
Haiku # 44940, December 5, 2009 8:15 pm ET
by haiku half-wit
O.C.D. actions
serve as offense in defense
of the greater good
Haiku # 44939, December 5, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by United Front of One
biding time hoping
others to join the fray 'gainst
campy perverts like

WE all know WHO...SE reign
of repugnance will soon end
meanwhile I fight on
Haiku # 44938, December 5, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by United front v. Scorp & Septic
life in the green room
the hiss and throb of water
summer sun beats down
Haiku # 44937, December 5, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by ash
perseveration
will fall to perseverance
bad haiku endures
Haiku # 44936, December 5, 2009 6:36 pm ET
by ash
rage against the dark
for all your angst and fury
no-one's listening
Haiku # 44935, December 5, 2009 6:31 pm ET
by ash
Some people write bad
haiku, while others are men-
Tally impaired... Like

Scorp, here's some advice
Call your local suicide
Helpline and see a...

Shrink. And you septic
Funeral, piss off. Or just
STFU ,cuz'

Nobody gives two
Shits about what you write OR
what your problems are

PS. STOP HOGGING
THIS WEBSITE, BECAUSE
IT PISSES ME OFF

(and everybody else for that matter)
Haiku # 44934, December 5, 2009 6:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
get the bloodied gimp
he hasn't learned his lesson
it's "splay time" once more

we turned you out and
set you free and followed your
bloody trail back here
Haiku # 44933, December 5, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by welcome home septic
santa bad santas
at it again pervs free to
spread yule time disease
Haiku # 44932, December 5, 2009 3:08 pm ET
by the legion stirs of north pole
sit on santa's lap
confess your childish desires
as i hold you close
Haiku # 44931, December 5, 2009 2:23 pm ET
by septic funeral
their parents did
not raise them, the money's free
some turn out ok...
Haiku # 44930, December 5, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by scorp
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