sit on santa's lap
confess your childish desires
as i hold you close

their parents did
not raise them, the money's free
some turn out ok...

you know how projects
get graffiti and it seems
to attract, thugs, junk?

hmm...lots of words the
psychopath charms but has no
sense of morals, none

me, I'm just a stubborn
ass

acid rain and ash
toxic cocktail toast to our
imminent demise

child's skyward gaze
moisture laden clouds release
winter's maiden snows

snowflakes falling
never ceasing to touch us
in a wondrous way

tough to Get A Life
when iron grills and locked doors
limit your movement

my manic side sees
auras of BEAUTY..but when
depressed, fades to grey

asylum rafters
shook, the rantings mad and terse,
Where's the fuckin' meds?!"

the Haldol Shuffle
is the dance of choice up here
on the funny farm

ECT don't knock it
'til you've tried it a few times
the shrinks swear by it

Anyone know of
An online psychiatrist?
This page sure needs it!!!

here at bad haiku
it's business as usual
beauty and madness

ah trance techno beats
brazillian hotties venice
must catch second wind

Going out now lock
SEPTIC in the room we're
not done with him yet

every four minutes
a piece of shit down the chute
pick up the pace dude!

multiple orgasms
these bad haikus are my seed
spreads over the land

free to be you and
me...the nice guy gone..now what
punk bitch? you're mine!

train ever ride you?
meet my crew of 10" friends
and you're the caboose

the wellspring of my
loathing has no bounds, gushing
ejaculate joy

there's still good in you
forgiveness is eternal
for man is mortal

too late to repent
your sins be a man about
it and bend over

it's too late to kneel
and repent your sins be a man and bend over

turn the other cheek
now spread them and I will give
thee your just desserts

praised be his name for
he awakened my dark side
now to unleash hell

bountiful harvest
hands joined in celebration
--the fruits of kindness

disingenuous!
Pinocchio lies your evil
tail/tale grows longer

believe in your dreams
anything is possible
love is the answer

yeah well guess what babe
lemonade is my choice drink
it's pissy yellow ....

I speak through guises
united WE fight against
scum-sucking evil-doers

UNITED AGAINST SEPTIC FUNERAL
fuck you septic
fuck you very much
anti-septic funeral
antiseptic cleanser
for the Candy Man Septic
The Crowd Called Out for More
student kill the teacher
Septic Asshole speaks
Mercy Killer
et.al.

tick-tock, tick-tock tick-
I'm paid handsomely just to
wake up and play here

the force flows through you
now run to your fast-food job
grill like a champion

I'll carpet bomb you
back to the Stone Age, you sick
Neanderthal pig

flooded with disdain
these bad haikus flow freely
now I am at peace

putting Septic down
hate crime, act of mercy or
Nobel Laureate?

computer whizkid
knew how to find him...nowhere
to run or to hide

he was a good man
'til he met him on the road
now septic must die

"sitting on a park bench
eying little girls with bad intent.....
drying in the cold sun
watching as the frilly panties run....
snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes" Jethro Tull

SEPTIC & AQUALUNG ARE ONE IN SAME

disabled or just
retired no matter he's
still a piece of shit

use a defter touch
soft fingers inflict more pain
than a pounding fist

harness my anger?
with righteous indignation
I'd cooly slit your __________

clips of sweetness
rammed hard...deep up your ass, you
Pez dispensin' fuck!

harness your anger
for something more constructive
a hate-crime maybe

one..tie duct tape round
neck..two...tie other end round
bridge rail..three..smile..jump

you the judge of skills?
just keep to your expertise
fucking animals

i'd gut you like the
carp I go fishin' for but
i'd do it real slow

my meds have worn off
run for your fuckin' lives!! the
paranoia's back!!!!

but you're a moron
with no skills whatsoever
stick to twittering

why push me aside
just tryin' to get mines...Homes!!
there's 'nough to go 'round

lock up your daughters
there's candy in my pockets
and lots of duct tape

SEPTIC, sorry I got
sloppy....seconds on your mom
but you had first dibs