here at bad haiku
it's business as usual
beauty and madness

ah trance techno beats
brazillian hotties venice
must catch second wind

Going out now lock
SEPTIC in the room we're
not done with him yet

every four minutes
a piece of shit down the chute
pick up the pace dude!

multiple orgasms
these bad haikus are my seed
spreads over the land

free to be you and
me...the nice guy gone..now what
punk bitch? you're mine!

train ever ride you?
meet my crew of 10" friends
and you're the caboose

the wellspring of my
loathing has no bounds, gushing
ejaculate joy

there's still good in you
forgiveness is eternal
for man is mortal

too late to repent
your sins be a man about
it and bend over

it's too late to kneel
and repent your sins be a man and bend over

turn the other cheek
now spread them and I will give
thee your just desserts

praised be his name for
he awakened my dark side
now to unleash hell

bountiful harvest
hands joined in celebration
--the fruits of kindness

disingenuous!
Pinocchio lies your evil
tail/tale grows longer

believe in your dreams
anything is possible
love is the answer

yeah well guess what babe
lemonade is my choice drink
it's pissy yellow ....

I speak through guises
united WE fight against
scum-sucking evil-doers

UNITED AGAINST SEPTIC FUNERAL
fuck you septic
fuck you very much
anti-septic funeral
antiseptic cleanser
for the Candy Man Septic
The Crowd Called Out for More
student kill the teacher
Septic Asshole speaks
Mercy Killer
et.al.

tick-tock, tick-tock tick-
I'm paid handsomely just to
wake up and play here

the force flows through you
now run to your fast-food job
grill like a champion

I'll carpet bomb you
back to the Stone Age, you sick
Neanderthal pig

flooded with disdain
these bad haikus flow freely
now I am at peace

putting Septic down
hate crime, act of mercy or
Nobel Laureate?

computer whizkid
knew how to find him...nowhere
to run or to hide

he was a good man
'til he met him on the road
now septic must die

"sitting on a park bench
eying little girls with bad intent.....
drying in the cold sun
watching as the frilly panties run....
snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes" Jethro Tull

SEPTIC & AQUALUNG ARE ONE IN SAME

disabled or just
retired no matter he's
still a piece of shit

use a defter touch
soft fingers inflict more pain
than a pounding fist

harness my anger?
with righteous indignation
I'd cooly slit your __________

clips of sweetness
rammed hard...deep up your ass, you
Pez dispensin' fuck!

harness your anger
for something more constructive
a hate-crime maybe

one..tie duct tape round
neck..two...tie other end round
bridge rail..three..smile..jump

you the judge of skills?
just keep to your expertise
fucking animals

i'd gut you like the
carp I go fishin' for but
i'd do it real slow

my meds have worn off
run for your fuckin' lives!! the
paranoia's back!!!!

but you're a moron
with no skills whatsoever
stick to twittering

why push me aside
just tryin' to get mines...Homes!!
there's 'nough to go 'round

lock up your daughters
there's candy in my pockets
and lots of duct tape

SEPTIC, sorry I got
sloppy....seconds on your mom
but you had first dibs

see-saw margery
daw..evil is up and good
down for now...fuck you!

there's shells in my eggs
who made this fuckin' omelet
some damn brain surgeon?!

a killer roams free
no one rehabilitates
evil's here to stay

aaahh.. retirement
sweet mental masturbation
in haiku heaven

if I am a broken
shell of a man, call me hump
ty dumpty, eggshells

the boot smashed in the
face forever, the old scene
of evil in orwell

the energy wasted
on the brawling egos makes
me wish surrender

trust in your instincts
bash in their brains with boot heels
a bum won't be missed

shards of you, trauma
reflected, one jagged life
lined with deep vengeance

to slay the monster
in the field when the monster
is already bleeding...

shallow puddle fills
patter of raindrops can't mask
the sound of small feet