Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 315 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

disabled or just
retired no matter he's
still a piece of shit
Haiku # 44894, December 4, 2009 4:22 pm ET
by SEPTIC asshole speaks
use a defter touch
soft fingers inflict more pain
than a pounding fist
Haiku # 44893, December 4, 2009 4:18 pm ET
by septic funeral
harness my anger?
with righteous indignation
I'd cooly slit your __________
Haiku # 44892, December 4, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by fill in the blank Mercy Killer
clips of sweetness
rammed hard...deep up your ass, you
Pez dispensin' fuck!
Haiku # 44891, December 4, 2009 4:12 pm ET
by for "The Candy Man" SEPTIC
harness your anger
for something more constructive
a hate-crime maybe
Haiku # 44890, December 4, 2009 3:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
one..tie duct tape round
neck..two...tie other end round
bridge rail..three..smile..jump
Haiku # 44889, December 4, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by fuck you septic
you the judge of skills?
just keep to your expertise
fucking animals
Haiku # 44888, December 4, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by fuck you septic
i'd gut you like the
carp I go fishin' for but
i'd do it real slow
Haiku # 44887, December 4, 2009 2:06 pm ET
by fuck you very much
my meds have worn off
run for your fuckin' lives!! the
paranoia's back!!!!
Haiku # 44886, December 4, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by fuck you very much
but you're a moron
with no skills whatsoever
stick to twittering
Haiku # 44885, December 4, 2009 2:02 pm ET
by septic funeral
why push me aside
just tryin' to get mines...Homes!!
there's 'nough to go 'round
Haiku # 44884, December 4, 2009 1:58 pm ET
by fuck you very much
lock up your daughters
there's candy in my pockets
and lots of duct tape
Haiku # 44883, December 4, 2009 1:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
SEPTIC, sorry I got
sloppy....seconds on your mom
but you had first dibs
Haiku # 44882, December 4, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by fuck you very much
see-saw margery
daw..evil is up and good
down for now...fuck you!
Haiku # 44881, December 4, 2009 1:47 pm ET
by fuck you very much
there's shells in my eggs
who made this fuckin' omelet
some damn brain surgeon?!
Haiku # 44880, December 4, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by humpty dumpty
a killer roams free
no one rehabilitates
evil's here to stay
Haiku # 44879, December 4, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
aaahh.. retirement
sweet mental masturbation
in haiku heaven
Haiku # 44878, December 4, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by Got any Kleenex
if I am a broken
shell of a man, call me hump
ty dumpty, eggshells

Haiku # 44877, December 4, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by scorp
the boot smashed in the
face forever, the old scene
of evil in orwell
Haiku # 44876, December 4, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by scorp
the energy wasted
on the brawling egos makes
me wish surrender
Haiku # 44875, December 4, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by scorp
trust in your instincts
bash in their brains with boot heels
a bum won't be missed
Haiku # 44874, December 4, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by septic funeral
shards of you, trauma
reflected, one jagged life
lined with deep vengeance
Haiku # 44873, December 4, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by Reflections of you
to slay the monster
in the field when the monster
is already bleeding...
Haiku # 44872, December 4, 2009 11:24 am ET
by scorp
shallow puddle fills
patter of raindrops can't mask
the sound of small feet
Haiku # 44871, December 4, 2009 9:52 am ET
by vince
think it's fun to write
edgy, taboo, provoking
really bad haiku?

in real life we weep
for abuse victims..faces
not soon forgotten

this culture of death
litters our streets with crumpled
lives and suffering

so laugh with the boyz
'till local news comes knockin'
to enfold your grief
Haiku # 44870, December 4, 2009 8:59 am ET
by dedicated to Septic Funeral
I will of be back
But under yet another name
I have used many
Haiku # 44869, December 4, 2009 7:26 am ET
by Get A Life for now!
Gently I write here
Wishing you all a nice day
And thanks for the fun
Haiku # 44868, December 4, 2009 7:24 am ET
by Get A Life
hahahaha
Easy to wind people up
Pages of Rubbish
Haiku # 44867, December 4, 2009 7:21 am ET
by Get A Life
endless bickering
some divergent opinions
and nothing changes
Haiku # 44866, December 4, 2009 5:00 am ET
by ash
Septic, you're just fueling
the fire, and it's not really help-
ing any of us here.

So, both of you, just
SHUT UP, AND LEAVE US ALONE!
Thank you, and have a

Nice day!
Haiku # 44865, December 4, 2009 12:26 am ET
by Cheese of The cake
Scorp, just stop being a
troll, and let everybody else
write in peace. Thank you.
Haiku # 44864, December 4, 2009 12:19 am ET
by Cheese of The cake
don't ever give up
the world can't burn in a day
it needs constant fuel
Haiku # 44863, December 3, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by septic funeral
enough said, I concede
the floor to the better perv
have at em fellow
Haiku # 44862, December 3, 2009 5:11 pm ET
by scorp
the actual meaning
of life is to live, we saw
and burned fight club...thanks
Haiku # 44861, December 3, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by scorp
the meaning of life:
small acts of terrorism
performed with a smile
Haiku # 44860, December 3, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by septic funeral
what the hell can I
say, I'm damned if I do and
I'm damned if I don;'t

so damn it, damn it
destroy all the way to hell
when I'd rather build

up to heaven
Haiku # 44859, December 3, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by scorp
it sure does vince, it
feels like high noon at midnight
and it doesn't end
Haiku # 44858, December 3, 2009 4:50 pm ET
by scorp
night falls much to soon
'neath rows of trees shadows grow
longer than tombstones
Haiku # 44857, December 3, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by vince
for your information
I like women and want to
marry one ok? pow
Haiku # 44856, December 3, 2009 4:46 pm ET
by scorp of what is your sign
better a sick mofo
than a boring reactionary feminist
too afraid to express

truth, just protest some
thing that offends them and
I am offended and the

beat goes on!
Haiku # 44855, December 3, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
so do what you will
shall be the whole of the law
love under will righto?
Haiku # 44854, December 3, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
look, the way I see it
I'm sunk anyways, what can I
do, there's no hope

(waaa)
Haiku # 44853, December 3, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
is septic funeral
a band I wonder
Haiku # 44852, December 3, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I had a convo
with a man who was violent
he stopped and moved on

now he walks away
Haiku # 44851, December 3, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
well at least it's not
hammer smashed face by that
cannibal corpse band
Haiku # 44850, December 3, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
let's face it, a wild
narrow focus on one thing
tunnel vision drive
Haiku # 44849, December 3, 2009 4:37 pm ET
by scorp
damn I'd like some of
that tapas, wasn't it henry
miller, food over sex?
Haiku # 44848, December 3, 2009 4:36 pm ET
by scorp
all right all right geeze
let me throw myself out of
the window here, let

you get back to talking
about tapas or whatever it
is passes for literature
Haiku # 44847, December 3, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't know you and
you don't know me, and I don't
know if I want to!
Haiku # 44846, December 3, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by scorp
woman hating? dash
it, I feel like a ram smack
a damn over on

and the noise is in
my head and my head is but
bang thump, fight bang thump

aren't men silly sometimes?
Haiku # 44845, December 3, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by scorp
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