Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

free to be you and
me...the nice guy gone..now what
punk bitch? you're mine!
Haiku # 44915, December 4, 2009 7:32 pm ET
by fuck him on high
train ever ride you?
meet my crew of 10" friends
and you're the caboose
Haiku # 44914, December 4, 2009 7:28 pm ET
by fuck him on high
the wellspring of my
loathing has no bounds, gushing
ejaculate joy
Haiku # 44913, December 4, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by fuck him on high
there's still good in you
forgiveness is eternal
for man is mortal
Haiku # 44912, December 4, 2009 7:20 pm ET
by septic funeral
too late to repent
your sins be a man about
it and bend over
Haiku # 44911, December 4, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by fuck him on high
it's too late to kneel
and repent your sins be a man and bend over
Haiku # 44910, December 4, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by fuck him on high
turn the other cheek
now spread them and I will give
thee your just desserts
Haiku # 44909, December 4, 2009 7:09 pm ET
by fuck him on high
praised be his name for
he awakened my dark side
now to unleash hell
Haiku # 44908, December 4, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by fuck him on high
bountiful harvest
hands joined in celebration
--the fruits of kindness
Haiku # 44907, December 4, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by septic funeral
disingenuous!
Pinocchio lies your evil
tail/tale grows longer
Haiku # 44906, December 4, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by UNITED AGAINST
believe in your dreams
anything is possible
love is the answer
Haiku # 44905, December 4, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by septic funeral
yeah well guess what babe
lemonade is my choice drink
it's pissy yellow ....
Haiku # 44904, December 4, 2009 5:20 pm ET
by serenity
I speak through guises
united WE fight against
scum-sucking evil-doers

UNITED AGAINST SEPTIC FUNERAL
fuck you septic
fuck you very much
anti-septic funeral
antiseptic cleanser
for the Candy Man Septic
The Crowd Called Out for More
student kill the teacher
Septic Asshole speaks
Mercy Killer
et.al.
Haiku # 44903, December 4, 2009 5:19 pm ET
by UNITED AGAINST SEPTIC FUNERAL
tick-tock, tick-tock tick-
I'm paid handsomely just to
wake up and play here

Haiku # 44902, December 4, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by fuck you septic
the force flows through you
now run to your fast-food job
grill like a champion
Haiku # 44901, December 4, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by septic funeral
I'll carpet bomb you
back to the Stone Age, you sick
Neanderthal pig
Haiku # 44900, December 4, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by fuck you septic
flooded with disdain
these bad haikus flow freely
now I am at peace
Haiku # 44899, December 4, 2009 4:51 pm ET
by fuck you septic
putting Septic down
hate crime, act of mercy or
Nobel Laureate?
Haiku # 44898, December 4, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by fuck you septic
computer whizkid
knew how to find him...nowhere
to run or to hide
Haiku # 44897, December 4, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by fuck you septic
he was a good man
'til he met him on the road
now septic must die
Haiku # 44896, December 4, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by student kills the teacher
"sitting on a park bench
eying little girls with bad intent.....
drying in the cold sun
watching as the frilly panties run....
snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes" Jethro Tull

SEPTIC & AQUALUNG ARE ONE IN SAME
Haiku # 44895, December 4, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by fuck you septic
disabled or just
retired no matter he's
still a piece of shit
Haiku # 44894, December 4, 2009 4:22 pm ET
by SEPTIC asshole speaks
use a defter touch
soft fingers inflict more pain
than a pounding fist
Haiku # 44893, December 4, 2009 4:18 pm ET
by septic funeral
harness my anger?
with righteous indignation
I'd cooly slit your __________
Haiku # 44892, December 4, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by fill in the blank Mercy Killer
clips of sweetness
rammed hard...deep up your ass, you
Pez dispensin' fuck!
Haiku # 44891, December 4, 2009 4:12 pm ET
by for "The Candy Man" SEPTIC
harness your anger
for something more constructive
a hate-crime maybe
Haiku # 44890, December 4, 2009 3:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
one..tie duct tape round
neck..two...tie other end round
bridge rail..three..smile..jump
Haiku # 44889, December 4, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by fuck you septic
you the judge of skills?
just keep to your expertise
fucking animals
Haiku # 44888, December 4, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by fuck you septic
i'd gut you like the
carp I go fishin' for but
i'd do it real slow
Haiku # 44887, December 4, 2009 2:06 pm ET
by fuck you very much
my meds have worn off
run for your fuckin' lives!! the
paranoia's back!!!!
Haiku # 44886, December 4, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by fuck you very much
but you're a moron
with no skills whatsoever
stick to twittering
Haiku # 44885, December 4, 2009 2:02 pm ET
by septic funeral
why push me aside
just tryin' to get mines...Homes!!
there's 'nough to go 'round
Haiku # 44884, December 4, 2009 1:58 pm ET
by fuck you very much
lock up your daughters
there's candy in my pockets
and lots of duct tape
Haiku # 44883, December 4, 2009 1:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
SEPTIC, sorry I got
sloppy....seconds on your mom
but you had first dibs
Haiku # 44882, December 4, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by fuck you very much
see-saw margery
daw..evil is up and good
down for now...fuck you!
Haiku # 44881, December 4, 2009 1:47 pm ET
by fuck you very much
there's shells in my eggs
who made this fuckin' omelet
some damn brain surgeon?!
Haiku # 44880, December 4, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by humpty dumpty
a killer roams free
no one rehabilitates
evil's here to stay
Haiku # 44879, December 4, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
aaahh.. retirement
sweet mental masturbation
in haiku heaven
Haiku # 44878, December 4, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by Got any Kleenex
if I am a broken
shell of a man, call me hump
ty dumpty, eggshells

Haiku # 44877, December 4, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by scorp
the boot smashed in the
face forever, the old scene
of evil in orwell
Haiku # 44876, December 4, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by scorp
the energy wasted
on the brawling egos makes
me wish surrender
Haiku # 44875, December 4, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by scorp
trust in your instincts
bash in their brains with boot heels
a bum won't be missed
Haiku # 44874, December 4, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by septic funeral
shards of you, trauma
reflected, one jagged life
lined with deep vengeance
Haiku # 44873, December 4, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by Reflections of you
to slay the monster
in the field when the monster
is already bleeding...
Haiku # 44872, December 4, 2009 11:24 am ET
by scorp
shallow puddle fills
patter of raindrops can't mask
the sound of small feet
Haiku # 44871, December 4, 2009 9:52 am ET
by vince
think it's fun to write
edgy, taboo, provoking
really bad haiku?

in real life we weep
for abuse victims..faces
not soon forgotten

this culture of death
litters our streets with crumpled
lives and suffering

so laugh with the boyz
'till local news comes knockin'
to enfold your grief
Haiku # 44870, December 4, 2009 8:59 am ET
by dedicated to Septic Funeral
I will of be back
But under yet another name
I have used many
Haiku # 44869, December 4, 2009 7:26 am ET
by Get A Life for now!
Gently I write here
Wishing you all a nice day
And thanks for the fun
Haiku # 44868, December 4, 2009 7:24 am ET
by Get A Life
hahahaha
Easy to wind people up
Pages of Rubbish
Haiku # 44867, December 4, 2009 7:21 am ET
by Get A Life
endless bickering
some divergent opinions
and nothing changes
Haiku # 44866, December 4, 2009 5:00 am ET
by ash
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