Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?
Haiku # 44970 December 7, 2009 12:12 am ET
by scorp
face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir
Haiku # 44969 December 6, 2009 11:42 pm ET
by vince
I admit I have laid
it down pretty harsh here and
you just want to write...
Haiku # 44968 December 6, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by scorp
the bully claims not
a thing was done wrong, it was
not fair at all, no...

I have been both
Haiku # 44967 December 6, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by scorp
the schoolboy taunts
the bully and finally
flattens him, it ends
Haiku # 44966 December 6, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by scorp
so to my critics
up yours, up yours and keep it
there, keep talking so...

so what
Haiku # 44965 December 6, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by scorp
Well it could be one
army of me, kvetching
about just some guy who

just conventiently
happens to be there, to throw
stones at then he shoves

the 9th Symphony
up your ass
Haiku # 44964 December 6, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by scorp
i could just change my
name to something else but it
would not change me or

change your reactions to
whatever it is, proud minds
write outside reacting
Haiku # 44963 December 6, 2009 11:14 pm ET
by scorp
hmm, maybe some peeps
need to go back to school and
learn to be kids, so

only with the minds of
"children" can one enter the
kingdom of God, ....eh

wonders if they even
get what I'm saying
Haiku # 44962 December 6, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by scorp
who's to know if the
folks here have their own not so
good parts they deny?
Haiku # 44961 December 6, 2009 11:08 pm ET
by scorp
it gives some people
a cause, but the trick is to
walk away really...
Haiku # 44960 December 6, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by scorp
people don't care and
then they have their moment of
the dark night of soul

and they have to find
out for themselves, as the cock
crows three times for you
Haiku # 44959 December 6, 2009 11:04 pm ET
by scorp
I am tired of
not living to my own good
potential, shoot it

down if you want what
are words from total strangers
I don't even know?
Haiku # 44958 December 6, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by scorp
it's called fight or flight
people are either group or
self oriented

there are also closed
and open minds, reactions
and this is said case

I've been here for over
10 years, this is just old Gen X
depressed "individualism"

pearls before swine
Haiku # 44957 December 6, 2009 11:02 pm ET
by scorp
perv...we played you
zooted on leaky-leak splayed
you.. just waxed your ass
Haiku # 44956 December 6, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by welcome home septic
whus crackalackin
in crooklyn hommes.. me droppin'
dozens on septic
Haiku # 44955 December 6, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by United as One
thinks he's Ginger Man
but his glibness revealed so
many doors unopened
Haiku # 44954 December 6, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by J.P. Donleavys ghost
effluent streams run
deep and far for Septic Man
roto-rooter ace
Haiku # 44953 December 6, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by Legion of One
wart-pocked toad-man rued
his encounter with Septic
"never trust a pervert"
Haiku # 44952 December 6, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by Legion of One
fifty thousand hits...
so many bad haikus to
ink.....so little time
Haiku # 44951 December 6, 2009 4:51 pm ET
by goo goo ga joob
geriatric blues
broken string, her memories
like pearls roll away
Haiku # 44950 December 6, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
reared by a jackal
Septic slit his siblings' throats
in the darkened den
Haiku # 44949 December 6, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by Fratricide and bestiality
residue of love
fluids exchanged in darkness
this wart is for you
Haiku # 44948 December 6, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
barren field littered
with ghosts of wars past...hallowed
ground weeps crimson tears
Haiku # 44947 December 6, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by johnny got his gun
schoolboy rants...bittersweet
tastes of naivete, bravado
and hormones rising
Haiku # 44946 December 6, 2009 10:01 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
madness' dark descend
spiraling downward thru the
rabbit's hole to HELL

the right to bear arms
bullets sprayed in tight quarters
INNOCENCE slaughtered

collective madness
spreads cross the land like tainted
rye...ergot crazed loons

run amok...shrieking
"Afire..St. Elmo's fire
a pox upon US...

USA!!...USA!!!....USA!!!!"
Haiku # 44945 December 6, 2009 9:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
So America
must be awful place to live
So full of crazies
Haiku # 44944 December 6, 2009 8:46 am ET
by Get A life
Bliss of connection
woman who follows so well
each step to match mine
Haiku # 44943 December 6, 2009 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Food for the Black birds
Bright red berry's in the Sun
Cotoneaster bush
Haiku # 44942 December 6, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
tired of this junk
bring back the beauty of our
half-assed poetry
Haiku # 44941 December 6, 2009 12:37 am ET
by Wanna see REAL Poems of not your schoolboy rants
anna's eyes delight
fills the space between inside
warmth and her first snow
Haiku # 44940 December 5, 2009 8:15 pm ET
by haiku half-wit
O.C.D. actions
serve as offense in defense
of the greater good
Haiku # 44939 December 5, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by United Front of One
biding time hoping
others to join the fray 'gainst
campy perverts like

WE all know WHO...SE reign
of repugnance will soon end
meanwhile I fight on
Haiku # 44938 December 5, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by United front v. Scorp & Septic
life in the green room
the hiss and throb of water
summer sun beats down
Haiku # 44937 December 5, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by ash
perseveration
will fall to perseverance
bad haiku endures
Haiku # 44936 December 5, 2009 6:36 pm ET
by ash
rage against the dark
for all your angst and fury
no-one's listening
Haiku # 44935 December 5, 2009 6:31 pm ET
by ash
Some people write bad
haiku, while others are men-
Tally impaired... Like

Scorp, here's some advice
Call your local suicide
Helpline and see a...

Shrink. And you septic
Funeral, piss off. Or just
STFU ,cuz'

Nobody gives two
Shits about what you write OR
what your problems are

PS. STOP HOGGING
THIS WEBSITE, BECAUSE
IT PISSES ME OFF

(and everybody else for that matter)
Haiku # 44934 December 5, 2009 6:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
get the bloodied gimp
he hasn't learned his lesson
it's "splay time" once more

we turned you out and
set you free and followed your
bloody trail back here
Haiku # 44933 December 5, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by welcome home septic
santa bad santas
at it again pervs free to
spread yule time disease
Haiku # 44932 December 5, 2009 3:08 pm ET
by the legion stirs of north pole
sit on santa's lap
confess your childish desires
as i hold you close
Haiku # 44931 December 5, 2009 2:23 pm ET
by septic funeral
their parents did
not raise them, the money's free
some turn out ok...
Haiku # 44930 December 5, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by scorp
you know how projects
get graffiti and it seems
to attract, thugs, junk?
Haiku # 44929 December 5, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by scorp
hmm...lots of words the
psychopath charms but has no
sense of morals, none

me, I'm just a stubborn
ass
Haiku # 44928 December 5, 2009 12:28 pm ET
by scorp
acid rain and ash
toxic cocktail toast to our
imminent demise
Haiku # 44927 December 5, 2009 9:58 am ET
by acid rain on my parade
child's skyward gaze
moisture laden clouds release
winter's maiden snows
Haiku # 44926 December 5, 2009 9:51 am ET
by haiku half-wit
snowflakes falling
never ceasing to touch us
in a wondrous way
Haiku # 44925 December 5, 2009 9:42 am ET
by Raven E.
tough to Get A Life
when iron grills and locked doors
limit your movement
Haiku # 44924 December 5, 2009 8:38 am ET
by Dreaming of a weekend pass
my manic side sees
auras of BEAUTY..but when
depressed, fades to grey
Haiku # 44923 December 5, 2009 8:26 am ET
by beauty and madness
asylum rafters
shook, the rantings mad and terse,
Where's the fuckin' meds?!"

the Haldol Shuffle
is the dance of choice up here
on the funny farm

ECT don't knock it
'til you've tried it a few times
the shrinks swear by it
Haiku # 44922 December 5, 2009 8:17 am ET
by 301.0 Axis One, DSM-V
Anyone know of
An online psychiatrist?
This page sure needs it!!!
Haiku # 44921 December 5, 2009 7:49 am ET
by Get A Life