Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

whirling eddy dance
merging and emerging bold
aquatic dervish
Haiku # 45006, December 8, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Ripkenesque "feat"
1478 straight days wearing Smart Wool socks
no, not the same pair
Haiku # 45005, December 8, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by I Love my Smart Wool
only friends
eyes say otherwise
can't decide
Haiku # 45004, December 8, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by vince
you write at snail's pace
but still, i frequent this stage
to see you perform
Haiku # 45003, December 8, 2009 1:06 pm ET
by vince
a...musing...how these
thoughts flow...protagonists
become my Muses
Haiku # 45002, December 8, 2009 9:36 am ET
by for getta..scorp..septic..ash..et al
like playing one on
one with your little brother
not very much fun

...don't worry you'll improve
Haiku # 45001, December 8, 2009 9:17 am ET
by Lil bro Gettalife
Drop acid Gettalife
granted an extreme measure
for your writer's block

....that keeps you up til' 4a.m.
Haiku # 45000, December 8, 2009 9:12 am ET
by Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Get a Life scholar
plays handball against the curb
DOWN looks UP to him

not one iota
of juice in his pen
just dreary blather

even egotists
confess to esteem issues..so
what's the point Einstein?
Haiku # 44999, December 8, 2009 9:05 am ET
by For Whom the Bells Toll
Disney broke my heart.
For how could love, ever meet
such expectations?
Haiku # 44998, December 8, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Stol
You cant help yourself
You have such Low self esteem
Keep falling for it. LOL
Haiku # 44997, December 8, 2009 4:00 am ET
by Get A Life of Laughing at you
The dark fantasy
bled out when reality
carved a deeper fear.
Haiku # 44996, December 8, 2009 2:53 am ET
by snail
time out for a spell
pedantic wretch that i am
and for now, it's ciao
Haiku # 44995, December 7, 2009 11:39 pm ET
by ash
the boyz in D block
jacked off at shift's end
to homeward females

[true story septic]
Haiku # 44994, December 7, 2009 10:23 pm ET
by Woodbourne Correctional
gaze out the window
pick out a pedestrian
masturbate to her
Haiku # 44993, December 7, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by septic funeral
'noreaster blows strong
here on the east coast we all
need to relax....chill
Haiku # 44991, December 7, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit thanks so cal
moment of silence
before the bickering started
calm before the storm.
Haiku # 44990, December 7, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
search haiku and WOW!!
your stuff reeks of "righteous might"
sans' any style
Haiku # 44989, December 7, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by Get a Life Get a Life
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of
Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life....INDEED!! [take 2]
Haiku # 44988, December 7, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by R. U. KIDDING
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of Cuervo in Baja

Get a Life INDEED!
Haiku # 44987, December 7, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by R. U. KIDDING
Get a Life are you
going for a G.E.D.?
'cause you write that way
Haiku # 44986, December 7, 2009 12:43 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
you say my life is
little but I like to think
it's bigger than most
Haiku # 44985, December 7, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
haiku exercise
and a three mile jog to
clear the senses...sweet!!
Haiku # 44984, December 7, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Get a Life tells us,
"Get a Life"...quite ironic
a waste? walk away.
Haiku # 44983, December 7, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by R. U. Kidding
What sad little lives
Is this your only outlet?
For your sad sick minds?
Haiku # 44982, December 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by Get A Life
queen bee-all, end-all
of spelling bees stinging drones
into submission

old school marm wields red
pen like Mongol scimitar
bloody "F", my scars

R U hooked my ASH
on phoniks [my sic] or rote?
does that explain why...

you spelled "Caio"..."Caiu" [your sic]
Haiku # 44981, December 7, 2009 9:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
such speeling errors
are almost to much too bear
you guys are loosers
Haiku # 44980, December 7, 2009 8:47 am ET
by ash
just walk away or
just go hang yourself or both?
point the way Scorp...just

remember..."all our
yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death."
MACBETH
Haiku # 44979, December 7, 2009 8:40 am ET
by United as One
Nothing wrong with your TV..
"we control the horizontal
and the vertical"
Haiku # 44978, December 7, 2009 8:28 am ET
by The Outer Limits
self-absorbed, preening
sycophants have to much time
at their disposal
Haiku # 44977, December 7, 2009 8:21 am ET
by The mirror speaks
you who turn away
from this red tide of haiku
......I can understand
Haiku # 44976, December 7, 2009 8:15 am ET
by United as One
no wonder the ASS,
epicenter of focus
and aggression, bleeds
Haiku # 44975, December 7, 2009 8:11 am ET
by United as One
working the night shift
scorp gets his licks in and I
punched the clock this morn'
Haiku # 44974, December 7, 2009 8:05 am ET
by United as One
when it suits you just
call me aggressive bully
when not bleating sheep

[shotgun patterns become me]
Haiku # 44973, December 7, 2009 8:02 am ET
by United as One
me no start this war
me newcomer to bad haiku
me stop whenever

...........me pleases, kind sir-
Haiku # 44972, December 7, 2009 7:55 am ET
by United as One
thirty years later
sticks and stones may break my bones...
gets polished upgrade
Haiku # 44971, December 7, 2009 7:51 am ET
by United as One
sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?
Haiku # 44970, December 7, 2009 12:12 am ET
by scorp
face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir
Haiku # 44969, December 6, 2009 11:42 pm ET
by vince
I admit I have laid
it down pretty harsh here and
you just want to write...
Haiku # 44968, December 6, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by scorp
the bully claims not
a thing was done wrong, it was
not fair at all, no...

I have been both
Haiku # 44967, December 6, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by scorp
the schoolboy taunts
the bully and finally
flattens him, it ends
Haiku # 44966, December 6, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by scorp
so to my critics
up yours, up yours and keep it
there, keep talking so...

so what
Haiku # 44965, December 6, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by scorp
Well it could be one
army of me, kvetching
about just some guy who

just conventiently
happens to be there, to throw
stones at then he shoves

the 9th Symphony
up your ass
Haiku # 44964, December 6, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by scorp
i could just change my
name to something else but it
would not change me or

change your reactions to
whatever it is, proud minds
write outside reacting
Haiku # 44963, December 6, 2009 11:14 pm ET
by scorp
hmm, maybe some peeps
need to go back to school and
learn to be kids, so

only with the minds of
"children" can one enter the
kingdom of God, ....eh

wonders if they even
get what I'm saying
Haiku # 44962, December 6, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by scorp
who's to know if the
folks here have their own not so
good parts they deny?
Haiku # 44961, December 6, 2009 11:08 pm ET
by scorp
it gives some people
a cause, but the trick is to
walk away really...
Haiku # 44960, December 6, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by scorp
people don't care and
then they have their moment of
the dark night of soul

and they have to find
out for themselves, as the cock
crows three times for you
Haiku # 44959, December 6, 2009 11:04 pm ET
by scorp
I am tired of
not living to my own good
potential, shoot it

down if you want what
are words from total strangers
I don't even know?
Haiku # 44958, December 6, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by scorp
it's called fight or flight
people are either group or
self oriented

there are also closed
and open minds, reactions
and this is said case

I've been here for over
10 years, this is just old Gen X
depressed "individualism"

pearls before swine
Haiku # 44957, December 6, 2009 11:02 pm ET
by scorp
perv...we played you
zooted on leaky-leak splayed
you.. just waxed your ass
Haiku # 44956, December 6, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by welcome home septic
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