spread the chunky jiff
on your solitary shaft
the dog won't judge you
by septic funeral
three feet of snow falls
on the Mohave Desert
2012 arrives early
by End of Daze
a snowfall out west
breathes life into bad haiku...
the weather channel
by all news all the time
mountain solitude
above the noise and glares
need to find some peace.
by mean d. of So Cal.
the san gabriels
with snowfall of two to three feet.
L.A. in winter.
by mean d. of So Cal.
'twas nary a crib
that could contain the poopster
so why the rule of
............5-7-5
by marching to my own cadence
Nippress and Ash.....proving that seedy homosexuals never go out of style!
by zapoopster
zapooper haiku...
infinite syllables to
voice singular aim
by superduper zapooper
sperm, scum, jizz, be..cum
you more than sunshine, love, hope...
stay as U R septic
by United as One of the dark side
whirling eddy dance
merging and emerging bold
aquatic dervish
by Haiku half-wit
Ripkenesque "feat"
1478 straight days wearing Smart Wool socks
no, not the same pair
by I Love my Smart Wool
only friends
eyes say otherwise
can't decide
by vince
you write at snail's pace
but still, i frequent this stage
to see you perform
by vince
a...musing...how these
thoughts flow...protagonists
become my Muses
by for getta..scorp..septic..ash..et al
like playing one on
one with your little brother
not very much fun
...don't worry you'll improve
by Lil bro Gettalife
Drop acid Gettalife
granted an extreme measure
for your writer's block
....that keeps you up til' 4a.m.
by Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Get a Life scholar
plays handball against the curb
DOWN looks UP to him
not one iota
of juice in his pen
just dreary blather
even egotists
confess to esteem issues..so
what's the point Einstein?
by For Whom the Bells Toll
Disney broke my heart.
For how could love, ever meet
such expectations?
by Stol
You cant help yourself
You have such Low self esteem
Keep falling for it. LOL
by Get A Life of Laughing at you
The dark fantasy
bled out when reality
carved a deeper fear.
by snail
time out for a spell
pedantic wretch that i am
and for now, it's ciao
by ash
the boyz in D block
jacked off at shift's end
to homeward females
[true story septic]
by Woodbourne Correctional
gaze out the window
pick out a pedestrian
masturbate to her
by septic funeral
'noreaster blows strong
here on the east coast we all
need to relax....chill
by Haiku half-wit thanks so cal
moment of silence
before the bickering started
calm before the storm.
by mean d. of So cal
search haiku and WOW!!
your stuff reeks of "righteous might"
sans' any style
by Get a Life Get a Life
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of
Cuervo in Baja
Get a Life....INDEED!! [take 2]
by R. U. KIDDING
Don't see you scaling
Ranier or downing shots of Cuervo in Baja
Get a Life INDEED!
by R. U. KIDDING
Get a Life are you
going for a G.E.D.?
'cause you write that way
by R. U. Kidding
you say my life is
little but I like to think
it's bigger than most
by R. U. Kidding
haiku exercise
and a three mile jog to
clear the senses...sweet!!
by Haiku half-wit
Get a Life tells us,
"Get a Life"...quite ironic
a waste? walk away.
by R. U. Kidding
What sad little lives
Is this your only outlet?
For your sad sick minds?
by Get A Life
queen bee-all, end-all
of spelling bees stinging drones
into submission
old school marm wields red
pen like Mongol scimitar
bloody "F", my scars
R U hooked my ASH
on phoniks [my sic] or rote?
does that explain why...
you spelled "Caio"..."Caiu" [your sic]
by Haiku half-wit
such speeling errors
are almost to much too bear
you guys are loosers
by ash
just walk away or
just go hang yourself or both?
point the way Scorp...just
remember..."all our
yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death."
MACBETH
by United as One
Nothing wrong with your TV..
"we control the horizontal
and the vertical"
by The Outer Limits
self-absorbed, preening
sycophants have to much time
at their disposal
by The mirror speaks
you who turn away
from this red tide of haiku
......I can understand
by United as One
no wonder the ASS,
epicenter of focus
and aggression, bleeds
by United as One
working the night shift
scorp gets his licks in and I
punched the clock this morn'
by United as One
when it suits you just
call me aggressive bully
when not bleating sheep
[shotgun patterns become me]
by United as One
me no start this war
me newcomer to bad haiku
me stop whenever
...........me pleases, kind sir-
by United as One
thirty years later
sticks and stones may break my bones...
gets polished upgrade
by United as One
sir loin of beef or
perhaps prime rib, a1 or
bourdelaise?
by scorp
face calm like puddle
begging to be messied up
loins begin to stir
by vince
I admit I have laid
it down pretty harsh here and
you just want to write...
by scorp
the bully claims not
a thing was done wrong, it was
not fair at all, no...
I have been both
by scorp
the schoolboy taunts
the bully and finally
flattens him, it ends
by scorp
so to my critics
up yours, up yours and keep it
there, keep talking so...
so what
by scorp
