"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!
by son of septic
Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!
by son of septic
why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy
American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas
by son of septic
why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?
son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there
by son of septic
davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo
by son of septic
but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books
by septic funeral
Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life
by Jesse R. of Texas
zen bowel movement
sit...sit...waiting for perfect
shit moment....aaah..NOW!
by son of septic
is it me or what?
that a kid's icon that's round
and brown is named "pooh"
is it me or what?
pooh's paw dripping honey from
vagina shaped hole
by son of septic
paper is pooh-free
no further wipes required
life's small victories
by septic funeral
so far, no player
with pheripheral device
that performs handjobs
by vince of science failed us
keep up with the times
easier said than done...so
BETA porn tapes anyone?
by Craig S. List
divide LUST by the
square root of AGING leaves
the sum of all FEARS
by living in de Nile
road to perdition
paved with countless transgressions
no U-turns here....FUCKED!!
by Goin up to the spirit in the sky
dreamt Jesus pwned me
in a Halo 3 deathmatch
dude kept respawning
by vince
playing "nearer to
thee my Lord" the band never
made it to the boats
by HMS Titanic survivor
The Midnight Express
Oxycontin and Jack D
Hell is behind me
..........for the moment
by Nearer to Thee
painkillers and booze
there's a pounding in head
and I hear Elvis
no music playing
just a hillbilly talking
about me and God
by Nearer to Thee
Hahahaha!
That made me laugh like a drain
Nice sense of humor!
by Get A Life of Still laughing.
we are not worthy
not that it matters at all
unless you say so
by ash
It is he who will
transform our STUPID DRIVEL
into PURE WISDOM
by He is the ONE!
uttering, "STUPID!"
each time with subtlety and
grace, like no other.
by He is the ONE!
You are the unmarked
door behind which we can see
the true face of God
by Get a Life the One True God
MASTER Get a Life...
you truly gifted
haiku sensei offers us
such exquisite pearls.....
"hey remedial"
"you have such Low self esteem"
"what sad little lives"
"pages of rubbish"
"Nice!..Getting better"
"How stupid are you, yes you!"
SO MANY PEARLS ON THIS NECKLACE OF WISDOM THAT IT OVERWHELMS ME
by At the foot of Master
O' haiku Moses
lead us, the unworthy, out
of the Land of Drivel
You have plumbed great depths
embraced the complexities
of the haiku verse
Indulge us with your
imaginative mind, so
as to know rapture
by Get a Life Master of Haiku
Hey remedial!
it's 00.31 am
That's a clue stupid
by Get A life of Still laughing at you.
You have no idea
Who I am or what I write
And that's the Joke "BRO"
by Get A Life of Laughing at you!!!
God! Who reads this stuff?
So full of childish drivel
Nutters Who write it?
by Get A Life of I love watching you cry!
once I scoped out a
pit bull with my "tool" oh the
sacrifice I made
by The Compassionate Vet
try Fluffer-nutter
the mutts go mad over it
except those Rotties
by The Compassionate Vet
been there and done that..
Rover prefers smooth as such
we all benefit
by The Compassionate Vet
spread the chunky jiff
on your solitary shaft
the dog won't judge you
by septic funeral
three feet of snow falls
on the Mohave Desert
2012 arrives early
by End of Daze
a snowfall out west
breathes life into bad haiku...
the weather channel
by all news all the time
mountain solitude
above the noise and glares
need to find some peace.
by mean d. of So Cal.
the san gabriels
with snowfall of two to three feet.
L.A. in winter.
by mean d. of So Cal.
'twas nary a crib
that could contain the poopster
so why the rule of
............5-7-5
by marching to my own cadence
Nippress and Ash.....proving that seedy homosexuals never go out of style!
by zapoopster
zapooper haiku...
infinite syllables to
voice singular aim
by superduper zapooper
sperm, scum, jizz, be..cum
you more than sunshine, love, hope...
stay as U R septic
by United as One of the dark side
whirling eddy dance
merging and emerging bold
aquatic dervish
by Haiku half-wit
Ripkenesque "feat"
1478 straight days wearing Smart Wool socks
no, not the same pair
by I Love my Smart Wool
only friends
eyes say otherwise
can't decide
by vince
you write at snail's pace
but still, i frequent this stage
to see you perform
by vince
a...musing...how these
thoughts flow...protagonists
become my Muses
by for getta..scorp..septic..ash..et al
like playing one on
one with your little brother
not very much fun
...don't worry you'll improve
by Lil bro Gettalife
Drop acid Gettalife
granted an extreme measure
for your writer's block
....that keeps you up til' 4a.m.
by Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Get a Life scholar
plays handball against the curb
DOWN looks UP to him
not one iota
of juice in his pen
just dreary blather
even egotists
confess to esteem issues..so
what's the point Einstein?
by For Whom the Bells Toll
Disney broke my heart.
For how could love, ever meet
such expectations?
by Stol
You cant help yourself
You have such Low self esteem
Keep falling for it. LOL
by Get A Life of Laughing at you
