Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
Haiku # 45090, December 12, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
Haiku # 45089, December 12, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
Haiku # 45088, December 12, 2009 6:06 pm ET
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
Haiku # 45087, December 12, 2009 6:00 pm ET
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
Haiku # 45086, December 12, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
Haiku # 45083, December 12, 2009 4:01 pm ET
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
Haiku # 45082, December 12, 2009 11:06 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
Haiku # 45081, December 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
Haiku # 45079, December 11, 2009 12:45 pm ET
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
Haiku # 45078, December 11, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
Haiku # 45077, December 11, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
Haiku # 45076, December 11, 2009 11:44 am ET
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Haiku # 45075, December 10, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Adam of Toronto
Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now
Haiku # 45074, December 10, 2009 10:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some
Haiku # 45073, December 10, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by who is counting
forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart

........this is not one of them
Haiku # 45072, December 10, 2009 9:40 pm ET
by who is counting
zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays
Haiku # 45071, December 10, 2009 7:32 pm ET
by son of septic
his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!
Haiku # 45070, December 10, 2009 7:29 pm ET
by son of septic
Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole
Haiku # 45067, December 10, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by son of septic
tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow
Haiku # 45066, December 10, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects
Haiku # 45065, December 10, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by tennessee jed
the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em
Haiku # 45064, December 10, 2009 12:05 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'
Haiku # 45063, December 10, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall
Haiku # 45062, December 10, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of
Haiku # 45061, December 10, 2009 11:01 am ET
by son of septic
arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush
Haiku # 45060, December 10, 2009 10:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze
Haiku # 45059, December 10, 2009 9:30 am ET
by son of septic
huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face
Haiku # 45058, December 10, 2009 8:38 am ET
by vince
call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept
Haiku # 45057, December 10, 2009 8:07 am ET
by son of septic
melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre
Haiku # 45056, December 10, 2009 8:03 am ET
by son of septic
frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static
Haiku # 45055, December 10, 2009 7:54 am ET
by mellie
there are thieves about
stealing my name and glory
but I am the ONE
Haiku # 45054, December 10, 2009 7:51 am ET
by son of septic
I get no RESPECT
trying my damn best to bake
these Bad Haiku pies
Haiku # 45053, December 10, 2009 7:49 am ET
by son of septic
Swallowed in blankets,
I am safe from monsters' mouths.
Please leave the lights on.
Haiku # 45052, December 10, 2009 2:03 am ET
by snail
i'm a stupid face
because i say stupid things
stupid is as stupid does
Haiku # 45051, December 10, 2009 12:03 am ET
by son of septic
how am I doing
dad? son, seed from my loins you
are. you done real good!
Haiku # 45050, December 9, 2009 10:39 pm ET
by son of septic
more than a pawn he
was a tool for her pleasure
ten inch tool was he
Haiku # 45049, December 9, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by son of septic
"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!
Haiku # 45048, December 9, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by son of septic
Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!
Haiku # 45047, December 9, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by son of septic
why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy

American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas
Haiku # 45046, December 9, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by son of septic
why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?

son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there
Haiku # 45045, December 9, 2009 9:57 pm ET
by son of septic
davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo
Haiku # 45044, December 9, 2009 9:36 pm ET
by son of septic
but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books
Haiku # 45043, December 9, 2009 7:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life
Haiku # 45042, December 9, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by Jesse R. of Texas
zen bowel movement
sit...sit...waiting for perfect
shit moment....aaah..NOW!
Haiku # 45041, December 9, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by son of septic
is it me or what?
that a kid's icon that's round
and brown is named "pooh"

is it me or what?
pooh's paw dripping honey from
vagina shaped hole
Haiku # 45040, December 9, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by son of septic
paper is pooh-free
no further wipes required
life's small victories
Haiku # 45039, December 9, 2009 5:08 pm ET
by septic funeral
so far, no player
with pheripheral device
that performs handjobs
Haiku # 45037, December 9, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by vince of science failed us
keep up with the times
easier said than done...so
BETA porn tapes anyone?
Haiku # 45036, December 9, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by Craig S. List
divide LUST by the
square root of AGING leaves
the sum of all FEARS
Haiku # 45035, December 9, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by living in de Nile
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