Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

The mood has changed
My work is done here. Good by
Now it's all good stuff
Haiku # 45109, December 14, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Get A Life
unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.
Haiku # 45108, December 14, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mundane
gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression
Haiku # 45107, December 14, 2009 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid
Haiku # 45106, December 14, 2009 11:53 am ET
by aging sux
torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become
Haiku # 45105, December 14, 2009 11:45 am ET
by aging sux
december
phones can't fill in the
void you left
Haiku # 45104, December 14, 2009 11:24 am ET
by vince
candy apple red
it takes my breath away this
splendid new furnace
Haiku # 45103, December 14, 2009 10:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Father stole his tears,
but never managed to kill
the heart that bled them.
Haiku # 45102, December 14, 2009 2:25 am ET
by snail
lo' I, his only
begotten son be defiled
by this false idol
..................Matthew 2:6
Haiku # 45101, December 13, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by son of septic
there is but one true
son of septic funeral
I...fakir be gone!!

Haiku # 45100, December 13, 2009 10:29 pm ET
by son of septic
a pox on your house
no need to steal my farts...you
can eat your own please
Haiku # 45099, December 13, 2009 9:15 pm ET
by son of septic
fie!! sound the alarm
foul deed...this vile shadow
deigned to write as me
Haiku # 45098, December 13, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by son of septic
glory hole legend
he tested limits of what
humans could achieve
Haiku # 45097, December 13, 2009 8:58 pm ET
by son of septic
blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb
Haiku # 45096, December 13, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by son of septic
I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back
Haiku # 45095, December 13, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by son of septic
eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?
Haiku # 45094, December 13, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by son of septic
a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go
Haiku # 45093, December 13, 2009 6:07 pm ET
by septic funeral
thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn
Haiku # 45092, December 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by vince
Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll
Haiku # 45091, December 13, 2009 1:04 pm ET
by Janis
perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
Haiku # 45090, December 12, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
Haiku # 45089, December 12, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
Haiku # 45088, December 12, 2009 6:06 pm ET
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
Haiku # 45087, December 12, 2009 6:00 pm ET
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
Haiku # 45086, December 12, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
Haiku # 45083, December 12, 2009 4:01 pm ET
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
Haiku # 45082, December 12, 2009 11:06 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
Haiku # 45081, December 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
Haiku # 45079, December 11, 2009 12:45 pm ET
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
Haiku # 45078, December 11, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
Haiku # 45077, December 11, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
Haiku # 45076, December 11, 2009 11:44 am ET
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Haiku # 45075, December 10, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Adam of Toronto
Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now
Haiku # 45074, December 10, 2009 10:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some
Haiku # 45073, December 10, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by who is counting
forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart

........this is not one of them
Haiku # 45072, December 10, 2009 9:40 pm ET
by who is counting
zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays
Haiku # 45071, December 10, 2009 7:32 pm ET
by son of septic
his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!
Haiku # 45070, December 10, 2009 7:29 pm ET
by son of septic
Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole
Haiku # 45067, December 10, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by son of septic
tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow
Haiku # 45066, December 10, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects
Haiku # 45065, December 10, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by tennessee jed
the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em
Haiku # 45064, December 10, 2009 12:05 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'
Haiku # 45063, December 10, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall
Haiku # 45062, December 10, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of
Haiku # 45061, December 10, 2009 11:01 am ET
by son of septic
arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush
Haiku # 45060, December 10, 2009 10:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze
Haiku # 45059, December 10, 2009 9:30 am ET
by son of septic
huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face
Haiku # 45058, December 10, 2009 8:38 am ET
by vince
call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept
Haiku # 45057, December 10, 2009 8:07 am ET
by son of septic
melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre
Haiku # 45056, December 10, 2009 8:03 am ET
by son of septic
frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static
Haiku # 45055, December 10, 2009 7:54 am ET
by mellie
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