Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.
Haiku # 45108, December 14, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mundane
gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression
Haiku # 45107, December 14, 2009 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid
Haiku # 45106, December 14, 2009 11:53 am ET
by aging sux
torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become
Haiku # 45105, December 14, 2009 11:45 am ET
by aging sux
december
phones can't fill in the
void you left
Haiku # 45104, December 14, 2009 11:24 am ET
by vince
candy apple red
it takes my breath away this
splendid new furnace
Haiku # 45103, December 14, 2009 10:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Father stole his tears,
but never managed to kill
the heart that bled them.
Haiku # 45102, December 14, 2009 2:25 am ET
by snail
lo' I, his only
begotten son be defiled
by this false idol
..................Matthew 2:6
Haiku # 45101, December 13, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by son of septic
there is but one true
son of septic funeral
I...fakir be gone!!

Haiku # 45100, December 13, 2009 10:29 pm ET
by son of septic
a pox on your house
no need to steal my farts...you
can eat your own please
Haiku # 45099, December 13, 2009 9:15 pm ET
by son of septic
fie!! sound the alarm
foul deed...this vile shadow
deigned to write as me
Haiku # 45098, December 13, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by son of septic
glory hole legend
he tested limits of what
humans could achieve
Haiku # 45097, December 13, 2009 8:58 pm ET
by son of septic
blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb
Haiku # 45096, December 13, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by son of septic
I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back
Haiku # 45095, December 13, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by son of septic
eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?
Haiku # 45094, December 13, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by son of septic
a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go
Haiku # 45093, December 13, 2009 6:07 pm ET
by septic funeral
thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn
Haiku # 45092, December 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by vince
Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll
Haiku # 45091, December 13, 2009 1:04 pm ET
by Janis
perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
Haiku # 45090, December 12, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
Haiku # 45089, December 12, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
Haiku # 45088, December 12, 2009 6:06 pm ET
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
Haiku # 45087, December 12, 2009 6:00 pm ET
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
Haiku # 45086, December 12, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
Haiku # 45083, December 12, 2009 4:01 pm ET
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
Haiku # 45082, December 12, 2009 11:06 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
Haiku # 45081, December 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
Haiku # 45079, December 11, 2009 12:45 pm ET
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
Haiku # 45078, December 11, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
Haiku # 45077, December 11, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
Haiku # 45076, December 11, 2009 11:44 am ET
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Haiku # 45075, December 10, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Adam of Toronto
Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now
Haiku # 45074, December 10, 2009 10:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some
Haiku # 45073, December 10, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by who is counting
forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart

........this is not one of them
Haiku # 45072, December 10, 2009 9:40 pm ET
by who is counting
zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays
Haiku # 45071, December 10, 2009 7:32 pm ET
by son of septic
his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!
Haiku # 45070, December 10, 2009 7:29 pm ET
by son of septic
Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole
Haiku # 45067, December 10, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by son of septic
tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow
Haiku # 45066, December 10, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects
Haiku # 45065, December 10, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by tennessee jed
the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em
Haiku # 45064, December 10, 2009 12:05 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'
Haiku # 45063, December 10, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall
Haiku # 45062, December 10, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of
Haiku # 45061, December 10, 2009 11:01 am ET
by son of septic
arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush
Haiku # 45060, December 10, 2009 10:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze
Haiku # 45059, December 10, 2009 9:30 am ET
by son of septic
huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face
Haiku # 45058, December 10, 2009 8:38 am ET
by vince
call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept
Haiku # 45057, December 10, 2009 8:07 am ET
by son of septic
melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre
Haiku # 45056, December 10, 2009 8:03 am ET
by son of septic
frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static
Haiku # 45055, December 10, 2009 7:54 am ET
by mellie
there are thieves about
stealing my name and glory
but I am the ONE
Haiku # 45054, December 10, 2009 7:51 am ET
by son of septic
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