my father's motto was
let these jackal whelps dine on
my scraps....feral beasts

you're like a pigeon
scavenging for pizza crusts
dining on my waste

I prayed to see the
Lone Ranger shot in the back
while riding away

A hearty high ho'
Silver away!!..who was that
masked man?...GET A LIFE!

[self-aggrandizing fuck]

what you deemed to be
good deeds and a job well-done
was in fact neither

'fore you ride into
the sunset on horse and white
hat today's word is......
...............SELF-AGGRANDIZING

[ADMF Get a Life]

The mood has changed
My work is done here. Good by
Now it's all good stuff

unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.

gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression

'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid

torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become

december
phones can't fill in the
void you left

candy apple red
it takes my breath away this
splendid new furnace

Father stole his tears,
but never managed to kill
the heart that bled them.

lo' I, his only
begotten son be defiled
by this false idol
..................Matthew 2:6

there is but one true
son of septic funeral
I...fakir be gone!!

a pox on your house
no need to steal my farts...you
can eat your own please

fie!! sound the alarm
foul deed...this vile shadow
deigned to write as me

glory hole legend
he tested limits of what
humans could achieve

blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb

I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back

eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?

a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go

thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn

Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll

perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard

My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.

who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at

zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit

this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies

chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow

monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here

welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time

went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed

stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork

one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!

car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on

Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.

Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now

if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some

forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart

........this is not one of them

zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays

his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!

Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole

tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow

Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects

the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em

chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'

tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall

holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of