Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

how can you watch me
DECAY can you see me from
the "Golan Heights of
............SELF AGGRANDIZEMENT
Haiku # 45132, December 14, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by son of septic
freaks have broken out
the asylum is emptied
quick go..Get a Life
Haiku # 45131, December 14, 2009 6:49 pm ET
by son of septic
it's time to end this
freak parade of paradies
all septic[s] suck!!!
Haiku # 45130, December 14, 2009 6:43 pm ET
by father and son septic
lightning haikus
my father brings out the worst
in all he touches
Haiku # 45129, December 14, 2009 6:41 pm ET
by son of septic
scum always rises
to the top so why should my
dad be different
Haiku # 45128, December 14, 2009 6:40 pm ET
by son of septic
under a gray sky
he hung himself and no one
was there to applause
Haiku # 45127, December 14, 2009 6:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
my father my son
multiple personality
a house divided
Haiku # 45126, December 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by septic funeral
clemency a bad
thing when the governor sets
sets your father free
Haiku # 45125, December 14, 2009 6:37 pm ET
by son of septic
Was going to leave
Oh well maybe not just yet
Self grandisation

I need to stick around to watch him decay. He hasn't got it yet! Hahahaha
Haiku # 45124, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by Get A Life
in a drunken rage
septic funeral raped him
next day Toys R' Us
Haiku # 45123, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by son of septic
daddy loves me more
because he raped me more times
i'm his real son...bitch
Haiku # 45122, December 14, 2009 5:52 pm ET
by son of septic
in a drunken rage
he struck blindly at his son
luckily he missed
Haiku # 45121, December 14, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by son of septic
septic funeral
wasn't enough to spawn me
now you take my name!
Haiku # 45120, December 14, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by son of septic
ploppety plop plop
crusty bird dung stew...thanks pop
i love pizza hut
Haiku # 45119, December 14, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by son of septic
look what i can do
what happened to my abel
i have to cane him
Haiku # 45118, December 14, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by son of septic
scavengers roam free
sniffing the night air for death
pop...you taught us well
Haiku # 45117, December 14, 2009 5:30 pm ET
by son of septic
he would have killed us
given the chance..mom always
kept one eye on him
Haiku # 45116, December 14, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by son of septic
my father's motto was
let these jackal whelps dine on
my scraps....feral beasts
Haiku # 45115, December 14, 2009 5:20 pm ET
by son of septic
you're like a pigeon
scavenging for pizza crusts
dining on my waste
Haiku # 45114, December 14, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
I prayed to see the
Lone Ranger shot in the back
while riding away
Haiku # 45113, December 14, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by Hi-ho Silver..aarrgh!
A hearty high ho'
Silver away!!..who was that
masked man?...GET A LIFE!

[self-aggrandizing fuck]
Haiku # 45112, December 14, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by son of septic
what you deemed to be
good deeds and a job well-done
was in fact neither
Haiku # 45111, December 14, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by son of septic
'fore you ride into
the sunset on horse and white
hat today's word is......
...............SELF-AGGRANDIZING

[ADMF Get a Life]
Haiku # 45110, December 14, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by son of septic
The mood has changed
My work is done here. Good by
Now it's all good stuff
Haiku # 45109, December 14, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Get A Life
unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.
Haiku # 45108, December 14, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mundane
gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression
Haiku # 45107, December 14, 2009 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid
Haiku # 45106, December 14, 2009 11:53 am ET
by aging sux
torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become
Haiku # 45105, December 14, 2009 11:45 am ET
by aging sux
december
phones can't fill in the
void you left
Haiku # 45104, December 14, 2009 11:24 am ET
by vince
candy apple red
it takes my breath away this
splendid new furnace
Haiku # 45103, December 14, 2009 10:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Father stole his tears,
but never managed to kill
the heart that bled them.
Haiku # 45102, December 14, 2009 2:25 am ET
by snail
lo' I, his only
begotten son be defiled
by this false idol
..................Matthew 2:6
Haiku # 45101, December 13, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by son of septic
there is but one true
son of septic funeral
I...fakir be gone!!

Haiku # 45100, December 13, 2009 10:29 pm ET
by son of septic
a pox on your house
no need to steal my farts...you
can eat your own please
Haiku # 45099, December 13, 2009 9:15 pm ET
by son of septic
fie!! sound the alarm
foul deed...this vile shadow
deigned to write as me
Haiku # 45098, December 13, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by son of septic
glory hole legend
he tested limits of what
humans could achieve
Haiku # 45097, December 13, 2009 8:58 pm ET
by son of septic
blah blah blah i'm dumb
and i like to suck my thumb
cuz my mind is numb
Haiku # 45096, December 13, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by son of septic
I gave you my phone
number..you gave me disease
and haven't called back
Haiku # 45095, December 13, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by son of septic
eyes dart nervously
this unlikely place for sex
is it safe...am I?
Haiku # 45094, December 13, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by son of septic
a wink and a smile
seduction in the restroom
to the stall we go
Haiku # 45093, December 13, 2009 6:07 pm ET
by septic funeral
thus i pray to thee
if i die before i wake
to please hide my porn
Haiku # 45092, December 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by vince
Please ignore the troll
Make it your mantra, repeat
Please ignore the troll
Haiku # 45091, December 13, 2009 1:04 pm ET
by Janis
perseveration
as boring as buggery
you complete retard
Haiku # 45090, December 12, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by ash
My head is buzzing
with too many sounds to think.
No poetry there.
Haiku # 45089, December 12, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by snail
who says no matter.....
fecal matter matters to
all those it's tossed at
Haiku # 45088, December 12, 2009 6:06 pm ET
by son of septic
zapooper rants on
without the 5-7-5 and
couldn't give a shit
Haiku # 45087, December 12, 2009 6:00 pm ET
by son of septic
this is the home for
infantile shit-smearin' pant
za-poopin' babies
Haiku # 45086, December 12, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by son of septic
chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
Haiku # 45083, December 12, 2009 4:01 pm ET
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
Haiku # 45082, December 12, 2009 11:06 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
Haiku # 45081, December 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by ash
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