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27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

goin' ridin' on
the freeway of love in dad's
pink Cadillac...CRASH!!
Haiku # 45154, December 14, 2009 10:08 pm ET
by daddy was a closet queen
man of a thousand
faces Lon Chaney hasn't
anything on septic
Haiku # 45153, December 14, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by guess who
Diprivan is a
hypnotic but don't tell MJ
too little too late
Haiku # 45152, December 14, 2009 9:59 pm ET
by The doc did it
Elvis autopsy
fourteen drugs in his body
I say...a good start
Haiku # 45151, December 14, 2009 9:53 pm ET
by Pass the Percocet
traveling road show
ELVI...ten Elvis performers
baby Elvis rocks!
Haiku # 45150, December 14, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by Elvis is among us
will the real Neo
kill the fake Keanu Reeves
then yourself thank you
Haiku # 45149, December 14, 2009 9:45 pm ET
by matrix smatrix
in NYC there are
forty-nine Ray's Pizzas..hence
will the real Ray's please

tell the faux Septics
shut their pizza pie holes
and just fade away
Haiku # 45148, December 14, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by the original septic
Overrated wings!
They leave holes in my clothing
and make my joints ache.
Haiku # 45147, December 14, 2009 8:27 pm ET
by snail of featherdust
go pray for yourself loser
you wrecked daddy's new cadillac
oh shit you're fucked now
Haiku # 45146, December 14, 2009 7:54 pm ET
by the real son of septic
Holy Trinity
mother of god pray for us
sinners and perverts

in the name of the father the son and the holy cow amenities
Haiku # 45145, December 14, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in this un-fun house
hall of mirrors distorting
reality of who
.................is really who
Haiku # 45144, December 14, 2009 7:44 pm ET
by son and father septic funeral
I am he as you
are me and we are all to
gether see how they

run like pigs from a
gun see how they fly
I'm crying...septic!!!

......sorry Beatles for dragging you into this shithole
Haiku # 45143, December 14, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by septic and son of septic funeral
Impostor you are
Desecrating his ho..
ly name is a sin
Haiku # 45142, December 14, 2009 7:33 pm ET
by son of septic
Robert Young was so
well--hung that Jane Wyatt swung
from his vine-like "schwing"
Haiku # 45141, December 14, 2009 7:29 pm ET
by septic funeral
where's my REAL daddy
you smell like him but you're not
i HATE foster dads
Haiku # 45140, December 14, 2009 7:28 pm ET
by son of septic
Kitten Princess and
Bud..Father Knows Best becomes
The Aristocrats
...................the joke
Haiku # 45139, December 14, 2009 7:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
what about the will
it's a large estate... mostly
vibrators though
Haiku # 45138, December 14, 2009 7:23 pm ET
by son of septic
Father Knows Best proved
that a family that cums
together stays together
Haiku # 45137, December 14, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by septic funeral
where's mommy at now
single parent homes are pro-
ven to fail you see

[Genesis 9:0210
Haiku # 45136, December 14, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by son of septic
semen's all there is
you should know best poppa bear
"i learned by watching you"
Haiku # 45135, December 14, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by son of septic
can't i versify
in peace...you guys fail to see
genius around here
[Brand Dividians 3:16]
Haiku # 45134, December 14, 2009 6:57 pm ET
by son of septic
like cumming over
and over and over this
shit is so tiresome

extinguish actions
covert desensitization
read septic haikus
Haiku # 45133, December 14, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by septic funeral
how can you watch me
DECAY can you see me from
the "Golan Heights of
............SELF AGGRANDIZEMENT
Haiku # 45132, December 14, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by son of septic
freaks have broken out
the asylum is emptied
quick go..Get a Life
Haiku # 45131, December 14, 2009 6:49 pm ET
by son of septic
it's time to end this
freak parade of paradies
all septic[s] suck!!!
Haiku # 45130, December 14, 2009 6:43 pm ET
by father and son septic
lightning haikus
my father brings out the worst
in all he touches
Haiku # 45129, December 14, 2009 6:41 pm ET
by son of septic
scum always rises
to the top so why should my
dad be different
Haiku # 45128, December 14, 2009 6:40 pm ET
by son of septic
under a gray sky
he hung himself and no one
was there to applause
Haiku # 45127, December 14, 2009 6:39 pm ET
by septic funeral
my father my son
multiple personality
a house divided
Haiku # 45126, December 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by septic funeral
clemency a bad
thing when the governor sets
sets your father free
Haiku # 45125, December 14, 2009 6:37 pm ET
by son of septic
Was going to leave
Oh well maybe not just yet
Self grandisation

I need to stick around to watch him decay. He hasn't got it yet! Hahahaha
Haiku # 45124, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by Get A Life
in a drunken rage
septic funeral raped him
next day Toys R' Us
Haiku # 45123, December 14, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by son of septic
daddy loves me more
because he raped me more times
i'm his real son...bitch
Haiku # 45122, December 14, 2009 5:52 pm ET
by son of septic
in a drunken rage
he struck blindly at his son
luckily he missed
Haiku # 45121, December 14, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by son of septic
septic funeral
wasn't enough to spawn me
now you take my name!
Haiku # 45120, December 14, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by son of septic
ploppety plop plop
crusty bird dung stew...thanks pop
i love pizza hut
Haiku # 45119, December 14, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by son of septic
look what i can do
what happened to my abel
i have to cane him
Haiku # 45118, December 14, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by son of septic
scavengers roam free
sniffing the night air for death
pop...you taught us well
Haiku # 45117, December 14, 2009 5:30 pm ET
by son of septic
he would have killed us
given the chance..mom always
kept one eye on him
Haiku # 45116, December 14, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by son of septic
my father's motto was
let these jackal whelps dine on
my scraps....feral beasts
Haiku # 45115, December 14, 2009 5:20 pm ET
by son of septic
you're like a pigeon
scavenging for pizza crusts
dining on my waste
Haiku # 45114, December 14, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by septic funeral
I prayed to see the
Lone Ranger shot in the back
while riding away
Haiku # 45113, December 14, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by Hi-ho Silver..aarrgh!
A hearty high ho'
Silver away!!..who was that
masked man?...GET A LIFE!

[self-aggrandizing fuck]
Haiku # 45112, December 14, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by son of septic
what you deemed to be
good deeds and a job well-done
was in fact neither
Haiku # 45111, December 14, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by son of septic
'fore you ride into
the sunset on horse and white
hat today's word is......
...............SELF-AGGRANDIZING

[ADMF Get a Life]
Haiku # 45110, December 14, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by son of septic
The mood has changed
My work is done here. Good by
Now it's all good stuff
Haiku # 45109, December 14, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Get A Life
unwanted five pounds
not much of a difference-
now that it is gone.
Haiku # 45108, December 14, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mundane
gnash your teeth and scream
before you kick the can..fuckin'
stupid expression
Haiku # 45107, December 14, 2009 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
'ere we turn to dust
there's suffering...the wages
for our sins repaid
Haiku # 45106, December 14, 2009 11:53 am ET
by aging sux
torn labrum and
arthritis friggin' anatomy
wizard I've become
Haiku # 45105, December 14, 2009 11:45 am ET
by aging sux
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