blithe spirits roam free
babbling brooks of bad haiku
and misanthropy

sybil walks here her
thirteen haiku faces mask
one tormented soul

grace jones walking in
the rain at night but Nippress
prefers a crisp dawn

A child? No, think not
Obsessed? Yes definitely
Pre-trans-gender? yes

Illiterate. No
Narrow field of knowledge? Yes
Mentally Ill? Yes.

Sky crisp and bright blue
And not a cloud to be seen
It's time for a walk

Four One Nine help me
Forty Million waits for you
Please return my call.

"Haiku Help Line"....I
have two syllables but now
I'm stuck...please help me!

"you suck" Wow Anon!!
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku

terse retort Anon...
"you suck" is to the point a
bit labile yet strong

guilty as charged*
I suckled from your mom's teats
she loved me long time

...........* - "you suck" [Anon]

you suck

hi my name is ___ and
I'm a haiku-aholic
and my first haiku?

wrote it at five and
didn't know it was haiku
'til dad hollered...Woooie!!!..

HAIKU!...bad haiku
but it's still haiku..the boy's
freakin' genius!!!

decimated by
a pandemic of real bad
haiku...so sorry
....done
...promise

mama always said
quantity beats quality
"just wear them down son!"

he plucked a cluster
of suckulent [sic] haikus from
the withering vine

tart to a one skins
strewn about and in his rush
ne'er spit out the seeds

no focal point
just bad haikus rain down like
B-52 carpet bombing

collateral deaths
friendly fire casualties
the wages of this war

existential angst
there is no meaning to life
natter away Holmes

Vesuvius spewed
Ash and rained discord so why
not spew bad haikus
..........as unnatural disasters

gas...oil...diesel...
in my two stroke engine it
mixes purrrfectly

black and white have blurred
on the banks of netherworld
ghosts of good/evil

if Carlin* and Bruce**
wrote haikus you'd find suck and
fuck and bad taste too

* George and **Lenny

bad haikus are not
oxymoronic...they're as
advertised most suck

entropy...the bad
tasting medicine no one
wishes to swallow

like castor oil and
Tiajuana street tacos
it runs right through us

it would be funny
if it were a bit of "childish"
but also dance

not just joke after
crude joke, like putting diesel
in the wrong engine...

nattering away
maybe find meaning in life
by spewing discord

There's this Shemail called
zapooper! Do you want me?
Or are you just shy?

Still. Silent frozen
Light is almoste chromatic
Colors are muted

zagnut chronicles
space log...za-pooper morphs into
hermaphroditic
...................hottie

za pooper back from
hyper-space trip to planet
zagnut he eats them

Hey bitches! Ash and Nippress are homosexuals! Isn't that some funny shit, wearing their StarWars gear and having butt sex?

anonymous suck
poet you sucky sucky
long time Tom Tourettes

you suck

student calls teacher
fuckin' shit head but that's OK
it's on my IEP*

[Individual Educational Plan]

the freudian slip
seems to be showing, I can't
think of what else to

say GEE WILLIKERS! GOSH!!
(if a Mormon has Tourette's
Syndrome)

Tourrette's the greatest
guilty with explanation
conceived by mankind

impatient crows pace
roadside kill going nowhere
interlopers zoom
.......................by

generation gap
can't span this gulf to embrace
the lady gaga

Vesuvius spewed
destruction so did I...oops
my bad...forgot meds!

her heels went click-clack
staccato against hard floor
heads turned in the wake

the world is turning
and i thought i was verbose
until recently

The sick keep coming
The people come and go here
But the nuts remain

WHAT A SAD MAN
WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
BUT NOT WITH YOU THOUGH

I have led childish
attempts to impose my will
on those who seek self

merry meet, we pray
for peace in this forum to
be a troll once, ugh

you suck

goin' ridin' on
the freeway of love in dad's
pink Cadillac...CRASH!!

man of a thousand
faces Lon Chaney hasn't
anything on septic

Diprivan is a
hypnotic but don't tell MJ
too little too late

Elvis autopsy
fourteen drugs in his body
I say...a good start

traveling road show
ELVI...ten Elvis performers
baby Elvis rocks!

will the real Neo
kill the fake Keanu Reeves
then yourself thank you