"Haiku Help Line"....I
have two syllables but now
I'm stuck...please help me!
by son of septic to anon
"you suck" Wow Anon!!
fifteen more syllables and
you've made a haiku
by son of septic to anon
terse retort Anon...
"you suck" is to the point a
bit labile yet strong
by son of septic to anon
guilty as charged*
I suckled from your mom's teats
she loved me long time
...........* - "you suck" [Anon]
by son of septic to anon
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
hi my name is ___ and
I'm a haiku-aholic
and my first haiku?
wrote it at five and
didn't know it was haiku
'til dad hollered...Woooie!!!..
HAIKU!...bad haiku
but it's still haiku..the boy's
freakin' genius!!!
by so I lied Entropic Haiku
decimated by
a pandemic of real bad
haiku...so sorry
....done
...promise
by Entropic Haikus
mama always said
quantity beats quality
"just wear them down son!"
by Entropic Haikus
he plucked a cluster
of suckulent [sic] haikus from
the withering vine
tart to a one skins
strewn about and in his rush
ne'er spit out the seeds
by Entropic Haikus
no focal point
just bad haikus rain down like
B-52 carpet bombing
collateral deaths
friendly fire casualties
the wages of this war
by Entropic Haikus
existential angst
there is no meaning to life
natter away Holmes
Vesuvius spewed
Ash and rained discord so why
not spew bad haikus
..........as unnatural disasters
by Entropic Haikus
gas...oil...diesel...
in my two stroke engine it
mixes purrrfectly
by son of septic
black and white have blurred
on the banks of netherworld
ghosts of good/evil
by Entropic Haikus
if Carlin* and Bruce**
wrote haikus you'd find suck and
fuck and bad taste too
* George and **Lenny
by Entropic Haikus
bad haikus are not
oxymoronic...they're as
advertised most suck
by Entropic Haikus
entropy...the bad
tasting medicine no one
wishes to swallow
like castor oil and
Tiajuana street tacos
it runs right through us
by Entropic Haikus
it would be funny
if it were a bit of "childish"
but also dance
not just joke after
crude joke, like putting diesel
in the wrong engine...
by scorp
nattering away
maybe find meaning in life
by spewing discord
by Anonymous Poet
There's this Shemail called
zapooper! Do you want me?
Or are you just shy?
by Hetro
Still. Silent frozen
Light is almoste chromatic
Colors are muted
by William Nippress
zagnut chronicles
space log...za-pooper morphs into
hermaphroditic
...................hottie
by son of septic
za pooper back from
hyper-space trip to planet
zagnut he eats them
by zagnut suppositories
Hey bitches! Ash and Nippress are homosexuals! Isn't that some funny shit, wearing their StarWars gear and having butt sex?
by zapooper
anonymous suck
poet you sucky sucky
long time Tom Tourettes
by son of fuck fuck fuck
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
student calls teacher
fuckin' shit head but that's OK
it's on my IEP*
[Individual Educational Plan]
by Johnny has Tourettes Syndrome
the freudian slip
seems to be showing, I can't
think of what else to
say GEE WILLIKERS! GOSH!!
(if a Mormon has Tourette's
Syndrome)
by scorp
Tourrette's the greatest
guilty with explanation
conceived by mankind
by son of fuck fuck fuck
impatient crows pace
roadside kill going nowhere
interlopers zoom
.......................by
by Haiku half-wit
generation gap
can't span this gulf to embrace
the lady gaga
by George W. Bush
Vesuvius spewed
destruction so did I...oops
my bad...forgot meds!
by son of septic
her heels went click-clack
staccato against hard floor
heads turned in the wake
by vince
the world is turning
and i thought i was verbose
until recently
by ash
The sick keep coming
The people come and go here
But the nuts remain
by Get A Life
WHAT A SAD MAN
WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU
BUT NOT WITH YOU THOUGH
by Get A Life
I have led childish
attempts to impose my will
on those who seek self
by bs-scorp
merry meet, we pray
for peace in this forum to
be a troll once, ugh
by bs-scorp
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
goin' ridin' on
the freeway of love in dad's
pink Cadillac...CRASH!!
by daddy was a closet queen
man of a thousand
faces Lon Chaney hasn't
anything on septic
by guess who
Diprivan is a
hypnotic but don't tell MJ
too little too late
by The doc did it
Elvis autopsy
fourteen drugs in his body
I say...a good start
by Pass the Percocet
traveling road show
ELVI...ten Elvis performers
baby Elvis rocks!
by Elvis is among us
will the real Neo
kill the fake Keanu Reeves
then yourself thank you
by matrix smatrix
in NYC there are
forty-nine Ray's Pizzas..hence
will the real Ray's please
tell the faux Septics
shut their pizza pie holes
and just fade away
by the original septic
Overrated wings!
They leave holes in my clothing
and make my joints ache.
by snail of featherdust
go pray for yourself loser
you wrecked daddy's new cadillac
oh shit you're fucked now
by the real son of septic
Holy Trinity
mother of god pray for us
sinners and perverts
in the name of the father the son and the holy cow amenities
by Anonymous Poet
in this un-fun house
hall of mirrors distorting
reality of who
.................is really who
by son and father septic funeral
I am he as you
are me and we are all to
gether see how they
run like pigs from a
gun see how they fly
I'm crying...septic!!!
......sorry Beatles for dragging you into this shithole
by septic and son of septic funeral
