Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

people trying to
create here and some "artistic anarchist"
is doing what I've done

when I got mad
Haiku # 45298, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by bs
you know I'm really
bothered in real life and I know
you enjoy the pain

it's causing me
Haiku # 45297, December 19, 2009 11:47 am ET
by yup
hide the belt hot beans!
found the belt..strap all in sight
we become father
Haiku # 45296, December 19, 2009 11:46 am ET
by playground gaymz
still on the playground
stealing names, and other's selves
till put away, canned
Haiku # 45295, December 19, 2009 11:39 am ET
by yup
give the boy ammo
and he will shoot back and throw
dirt with all his might
Haiku # 45294, December 19, 2009 11:38 am ET
by yup
as bukkake bride
raised her veil we showered her
with our love juices
Haiku # 45293, December 19, 2009 11:17 am ET
by son of septic take three
as bukkake bride
passed 'neath us we showered
her with liquid love
Haiku # 45292, December 19, 2009 11:15 am ET
by son of septic take two
festering pustules
undaunted he served soup to
those less fortunate
Haiku # 45291, December 19, 2009 11:12 am ET
by son of septic sous chef
keepin' it real not
possible on a site of
haiku thievery
Haiku # 45290, December 19, 2009 10:02 am ET
by give me my name back
septic funeral
proud father walks bukkake
bride down the aisle
Haiku # 45289, December 19, 2009 9:55 am ET
by Get a Life wedding planner
kusoucy...slavic
for you suck or anagram
to Anon Poet
Haiku # 45288, December 19, 2009 9:51 am ET
by son of septic copyrighted
nose to the window
eager anticipation
blizzard's a coming!
Haiku # 45287, December 19, 2009 7:49 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
bukkake bride passed
beneath us we showered her
with all of our love
Haiku # 45286, December 19, 2009 7:35 am ET
by lets start the day off right
you suck
Haiku # 45285, December 18, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
daddy was an alki
After a fifth of whiskey
OUT came the pee pee
......(and i had suck it)
Haiku # 45284, December 18, 2009 9:25 pm ET
by septic funeral scorp bs sons of united front against whatever
yes, my dad finger
fucked me and I'm a doctor
So what is your point?
Haiku # 45283, December 18, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of proctology
how long can body
parts last in the fridge? was just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45282, December 18, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by Jeffrey Dahmer
your mom was gang banged
by trolls under a bridge hence
toll collector's son
Haiku # 45281, December 18, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by my father was a troll collector
can maggots enter
the penis opening? just
asking no reason
Haiku # 45280, December 18, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by septic funeral director of mortuary science
Eyeless hag fucked in
her eye socket the event
so over-rated
Haiku # 45279, December 18, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by septic funeral doctor of opthamology
I suck but you sucked
off many with just rewards
of herpes simplex
Haiku # 45278, December 18, 2009 8:51 pm ET
by son of septic LPN
lazing at river's
edge haiku piranhas bask
in crimson waters
Haiku # 45277, December 18, 2009 8:48 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
you suck
Haiku # 45276, December 18, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accidents happen
for this i apologize
twas no fault of mine
Haiku # 45275, December 18, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by son of scorp bs united front
the hammer and the
sickle are wielded on high
to strike down you pigs
Haiku # 45274, December 18, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by son of septic collective
this leg must be cut
fetid infections...by that
i mean my third leg
Haiku # 45273, December 18, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by son of septic from the hills of kilamanjaro
father outdoes son
son can only bow at the
foot of the master
Haiku # 45272, December 18, 2009 7:49 pm ET
by son of septic no bs
I once fucked a man
in his tracheotomy
hole it was so tight
Haiku # 45271, December 18, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by septic funeral
take me off fuckin'
life support then the sucking
and gurgling will stop
Haiku # 45270, December 18, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by son of septic in ICU
6000 rounds per minute
puff the magic dragon of
haiku raining death
Haiku # 45269, December 18, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by son of septic in Poon Tang province
the sucking's not in
question but to what degree
is it you CRITIC
Haiku # 45268, December 18, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you
suck syllables [17]
Haiku # 45267, December 18, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by anonymous poets society
you suck
Haiku # 45266, December 18, 2009 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's come over me!!
this strange sensation "zapoop!!"
Ash Nippress are gay
Haiku # 45265, December 18, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by morphing into stupidity
a million died in
Sommes and Ypres so what's a
few more here and there
Haiku # 45264, December 18, 2009 7:21 pm ET
by son of septic at the Western Front
mine is not to ?????
why mine is just to haiku
and then haiku more
Haiku # 45263, December 18, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by son of septic 9th dan
there's no cure for this
venerable venison
slice it into strips
Haiku # 45262, December 18, 2009 7:18 pm ET
by butcher septic
the question has to
be ages old but why am i
such a HUGE loser?
Haiku # 45261, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by bs
won't forgive mother's
making me clean up the mess
shit-smeared walls haikus
Haiku # 45260, December 18, 2009 7:16 pm ET
by son of septic
who wants venison
i'll stick septic's head in...make
a tasty stew
Haiku # 45259, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by butcher septic
a haiku food fight
no one gives a fuck about
what's flung about
Haiku # 45258, December 18, 2009 7:13 pm ET
by Septic Blutarsky
that goes for me too
my maniacal brother
won't ever shut up
Haiku # 45257, December 18, 2009 7:12 pm ET
by scorp
lambs pigs and mad cows
go into the meat grinder
haiku sausage made
Haiku # 45256, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by butcher septic
i apologize
i know not what i do here
it's repulsive

........(don't hate me)
Haiku # 45255, December 18, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by bs
just like Elvis i'm
fat and medicated...destined
to die on toilet
Haiku # 45254, December 18, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs ms wordperfect
bull shit more shit piled
higher and deeper [bs/ms/phd] it all
a septic pool here
Haiku # 45253, December 18, 2009 7:07 pm ET
by Septic Gathering
take pity on me
like the weakling lamb i am
i don't want to die
Haiku # 45252, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
Elvii* have arrived
crooning haikus in total
horrid dissonance
Haiku # 45251, December 18, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by son of septic, bs ms
i always wished for
a life better than this one
sorry i can't cope
Haiku # 45250, December 18, 2009 7:03 pm ET
by son of septic scorp bs
like pigs to slaughter
squealing for their lives sensing
their destiny's sealed
Haiku # 45249, December 18, 2009 7:02 pm ET
by schlatenhausen fumpf
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