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search out those you wish to find
Reality sucks
Haiku # 43785, March 8, 2009 6:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to hear that
Sometimes Life is so unfair
You're in a bad place

Change what you can change
Come to terms with what can't change
Find new ways to cope
Haiku # 43784, March 8, 2009 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Unlucky in Love
Nobody changes their mind
Here comes the bad part
Haiku # 43783, March 8, 2009 5:10 am ET
by rollercoaster
Tomorrow it's pain
Followed by tears, self-loathing
and masturbation
Haiku # 43782, March 7, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by moo
Tuesday it's Madrid
Then to Casavieja
Some Wine Sun and Fun

I love to travel!
Haiku # 43781, March 6, 2009 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
What can I say Vince
Another Knockout Haiku
Hail to the Champion
Haiku # 43780, March 6, 2009 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
i pick myself up
from the bloody mat; the bell rings
what round is this now?
Haiku # 43779, March 5, 2009 3:42 pm ET
by vince
Linda emails me
"Come dance tango with me
I'll wear long lace gloves"

Who could refuse? Not I. She's blond and beautiful
Haiku # 43778, March 5, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So infrequently
Comes leaving words of wisdom
Phantom of the fire
Haiku # 43777, March 5, 2009 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress of Ash Appreciation society
Self-dergadation
Ability to insult
Comes in many forms

Try it on a real woman moo?
Haiku # 43776, March 5, 2009 4:22 am ET
by Tisme
i will be your slob
instead of wiping my ass
i'll sit on your face
Haiku # 43775, March 4, 2009 7:52 pm ET
by moo
He is not concerned
about my room being neat.
He'd lie in clothes piles.
Haiku # 43774, March 3, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by snail delights in his being a slob, but tidies up anyhow
lost time, lost chances
lost connection, lost colours
hello? well you know
Haiku # 43773, March 3, 2009 11:47 am ET
by vince of vagueness
No thanks, my dear Moo!
I'd rather have a biscuit
and a cup of tea.
Haiku # 43772, March 3, 2009 9:57 am ET
by Jay
Long distance rapport
Cyber sex is merely words
Satisfactory?
Haiku # 43771, March 3, 2009 5:29 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
"Inadequate men"
"Moo" has to humiliate
To feel like a man

Think of moo's poor mum how sad he must feel!
Haiku # 43770, March 3, 2009 4:49 am ET
by Tisme
Ash is right, stand up!
Don't make yourself vulnerable
Don't accept your place
Haiku # 43769, March 3, 2009 4:44 am ET
by Tisme
Pillows holding hands
Sheets without a reason why
Emptiness abounds
Haiku # 43768, March 2, 2009 11:50 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Moo, if you want it
then it isn't really rape.
You wish for hatred?
Haiku # 43767, March 2, 2009 7:57 pm ET
by snail
feel free to rape me
my body is your canvas
splatter me with hate
Haiku # 43766, March 2, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by moo
you can't change the past
but you can throw it away
all it takes is you
Haiku # 43765, March 2, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by ash
envious street bum
eyes the dog and its owner
cursing its fleece coat
Haiku # 43764, March 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
My own sins are much
harder to forgive than what
others did to me.
Haiku # 43763, March 2, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by snail has her own reasons
Why am I messed up?
My rapist ex-mate fucked more
than just my body.
Haiku # 43762, March 2, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail the basketcase
I wanted to break
the neck of someone in a
bookstore I knew not
Haiku # 43761, March 2, 2009 10:55 am ET
by bs
You're inteligent
You're also articulate
Why you so messed-up?

Snail watcher
Why you so messed up?
Haiku # 43760, March 2, 2009 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl in my head
throws tantrums at the evil
twin in the mirror.
Haiku # 43759, March 1, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by snail
I pour a new self
into empty air where I
cannot corrupt it.
Haiku # 43758, March 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by snail
My shawls are the loops
in my writing, things that hide
all that feels naked.
Haiku # 43757, March 1, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by snail
bleary eyes and head
48 hours without sleep
oh! for a soft bed.
Haiku # 43756, March 1, 2009 2:35 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
An answer for you
Looking Up At One Thirteen
Arizona time
Haiku # 43755, March 1, 2009 1:56 am ET
by rollercoaster
My aunt just flaked out.
Now who will pick up my friend
at the airport. *sigh*
Haiku # 43754, February 28, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by snail
time is running out...
will I be senselessly drunk
this time tomorrow?
Haiku # 43753, February 28, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
project going live,
lurching - crisis to crisis
fingers and toes crossed
Haiku # 43752, February 28, 2009 10:31 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
Time to shower!
Must go a massage awaits.
Lucky! Lucky man! That's me!
Haiku # 43751, February 28, 2009 3:58 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
A question for you!
Looking up at one thirteen
What time is it there?
Haiku # 43750, February 28, 2009 3:25 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
Looking up not down
Crescent moon and star venus
The Sky tells the truth
Haiku # 43749, February 28, 2009 1:13 am ET
by rollercoaster
when you get too old
bitterness sets in the blood
takes away the fun
Haiku # 43748, February 27, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by ya just cant cheapin a good ol feelin
I feel like I wish
I knew now what I didn't
know then, yup...old line
Haiku # 43747, February 27, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
When you get too old
Moonlight so kind on the face
and candle light too
Haiku # 43746, February 27, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by Wholesale love
penny makes a splash
reflecting jagged moonlight
on a lonely face
Haiku # 43745, February 27, 2009 11:34 am ET
by vince
love on sale at sam's
club, not so pricey, 12 for
12 bucks each, I die

then they get it
Haiku # 43744, February 27, 2009 11:27 am ET
by bs
well, why not...I'm not
a go with the flow kind of
person, just fighting

besides here, what I
do everyone says something
bad so sink it all
Haiku # 43743, February 27, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs
You're trying too hard
You come accross as someone
Desperate to be loved
Haiku # 43742, February 27, 2009 10:45 am ET
by Wholesale love
we build up a feel
based on experience on
how others do act
Haiku # 43741, February 26, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by bs
essential thoughts in
a few words in these small
bits of poetry
Haiku # 43740, February 26, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I can tell that he
will be antagonistic
even if I win.
Haiku # 43739, February 26, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail has second thoughts
what is the will of
time and space when I hear some
say it will all end
Haiku # 43738, February 26, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by bs
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737, February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736, February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
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