Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

My aunt just flaked out.
Now who will pick up my friend
at the airport. *sigh*
Haiku # 43754, February 28, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by snail
time is running out...
will I be senselessly drunk
this time tomorrow?
Haiku # 43753, February 28, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
project going live,
lurching - crisis to crisis
fingers and toes crossed
Haiku # 43752, February 28, 2009 10:31 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
Time to shower!
Must go a massage awaits.
Lucky! Lucky man! That's me!
Haiku # 43751, February 28, 2009 3:58 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
A question for you!
Looking up at one thirteen
What time is it there?
Haiku # 43750, February 28, 2009 3:25 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
Looking up not down
Crescent moon and star venus
The Sky tells the truth
Haiku # 43749, February 28, 2009 1:13 am ET
by rollercoaster
when you get too old
bitterness sets in the blood
takes away the fun
Haiku # 43748, February 27, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by ya just cant cheapin a good ol feelin
I feel like I wish
I knew now what I didn't
know then, yup...old line
Haiku # 43747, February 27, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
When you get too old
Moonlight so kind on the face
and candle light too
Haiku # 43746, February 27, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by Wholesale love
penny makes a splash
reflecting jagged moonlight
on a lonely face
Haiku # 43745, February 27, 2009 11:34 am ET
by vince
love on sale at sam's
club, not so pricey, 12 for
12 bucks each, I die

then they get it
Haiku # 43744, February 27, 2009 11:27 am ET
by bs
well, why not...I'm not
a go with the flow kind of
person, just fighting

besides here, what I
do everyone says something
bad so sink it all
Haiku # 43743, February 27, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs
You're trying too hard
You come accross as someone
Desperate to be loved
Haiku # 43742, February 27, 2009 10:45 am ET
by Wholesale love
we build up a feel
based on experience on
how others do act
Haiku # 43741, February 26, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by bs
essential thoughts in
a few words in these small
bits of poetry
Haiku # 43740, February 26, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I can tell that he
will be antagonistic
even if I win.
Haiku # 43739, February 26, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail has second thoughts
what is the will of
time and space when I hear some
say it will all end
Haiku # 43738, February 26, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by bs
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737, February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736, February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735, February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734, February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733, February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732, February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731, February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730, February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729, February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha
You just get better
To the Point and funny too
Well-done Vince! Well done
Haiku # 43728, February 25, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I have too many
sins to confess. We'd be here
for quite a long time.
Haiku # 43727, February 25, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by snail
confessed all my sins
expecting a lightning bolt
with my name on it
Haiku # 43726, February 25, 2009 11:57 am ET
by vince
Oh, if you don't know
Kigo is a season word
that Haiku must have.
Haiku # 43725, February 25, 2009 9:03 am ET
by Jay
Kigo-less Haiku
puts a new spring in my step
Damn! that's a season
Haiku # 43724, February 25, 2009 8:55 am ET
by Jay
Life can be lonely!
Yopu have to meet people who
Have a zest for life!
Haiku # 43723, February 25, 2009 4:12 am ET
by Take up dancing of snail will back me up
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Haiku # 43722, February 24, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by charist of philippines
nobody to think nobody to care nobody to talk
Haiku # 43721, February 24, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by riegley of philippines
kaskjf a; a lgkh aik jgd faf hgkaj ljkdh
Haiku # 43720, February 24, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by sad gas sad of as as as
Nobody to love
Nobody to care about
Nobody to share
Haiku # 43719, February 24, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
appreciated
I'm so glad you like dancing
There's nothing like it
Haiku # 43718, February 24, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Tisme of smell of a woman
thirteen infections
all are precise and so smart
no doctor please no
Haiku # 43717, February 24, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by baba-aloniia
make sure you yoga
qualities for better dance
and better sex too
Haiku # 43716, February 24, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by next move
The latest move we
learned in dance class was such a
distracting turn-on!
Haiku # 43715, February 24, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by snail wears short sleeves on purpose
I relate to the
raw sensuality of
being close, dancing.
Haiku # 43714, February 24, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail appreciates those poems
it's so fucking hot
rivulets of sweat collect
like a repo man
Haiku # 43713, February 24, 2009 7:05 am ET
by ash
Your arms around me
Holding me close when we dance
Steal a kiss! My dream!
Haiku # 43712, February 24, 2009 3:49 am ET
by The smell of a woman
My face close to yours
I feel the warmth of your neck
I long to kiss you
Haiku # 43711, February 24, 2009 3:44 am ET
by The smell of a woman
When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710, February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709, February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708, February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707, February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706, February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705, February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
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