Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

A question for you!
Looking up at one thirteen
What time is it there?
Haiku # 43750, February 28, 2009 3:25 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
Looking up not down
Crescent moon and star venus
The Sky tells the truth
Haiku # 43749, February 28, 2009 1:13 am ET
by rollercoaster
when you get too old
bitterness sets in the blood
takes away the fun
Haiku # 43748, February 27, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by ya just cant cheapin a good ol feelin
I feel like I wish
I knew now what I didn't
know then, yup...old line
Haiku # 43747, February 27, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
When you get too old
Moonlight so kind on the face
and candle light too
Haiku # 43746, February 27, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by Wholesale love
penny makes a splash
reflecting jagged moonlight
on a lonely face
Haiku # 43745, February 27, 2009 11:34 am ET
by vince
love on sale at sam's
club, not so pricey, 12 for
12 bucks each, I die

then they get it
Haiku # 43744, February 27, 2009 11:27 am ET
by bs
well, why not...I'm not
a go with the flow kind of
person, just fighting

besides here, what I
do everyone says something
bad so sink it all
Haiku # 43743, February 27, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs
You're trying too hard
You come accross as someone
Desperate to be loved
Haiku # 43742, February 27, 2009 10:45 am ET
by Wholesale love
we build up a feel
based on experience on
how others do act
Haiku # 43741, February 26, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by bs
essential thoughts in
a few words in these small
bits of poetry
Haiku # 43740, February 26, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I can tell that he
will be antagonistic
even if I win.
Haiku # 43739, February 26, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail has second thoughts
what is the will of
time and space when I hear some
say it will all end
Haiku # 43738, February 26, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by bs
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737, February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736, February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735, February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734, February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733, February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732, February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731, February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730, February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729, February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha
You just get better
To the Point and funny too
Well-done Vince! Well done
Haiku # 43728, February 25, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I have too many
sins to confess. We'd be here
for quite a long time.
Haiku # 43727, February 25, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by snail
confessed all my sins
expecting a lightning bolt
with my name on it
Haiku # 43726, February 25, 2009 11:57 am ET
by vince
Oh, if you don't know
Kigo is a season word
that Haiku must have.
Haiku # 43725, February 25, 2009 9:03 am ET
by Jay
Kigo-less Haiku
puts a new spring in my step
Damn! that's a season
Haiku # 43724, February 25, 2009 8:55 am ET
by Jay
Life can be lonely!
Yopu have to meet people who
Have a zest for life!
Haiku # 43723, February 25, 2009 4:12 am ET
by Take up dancing of snail will back me up
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Haiku # 43722, February 24, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by charist of philippines
nobody to think nobody to care nobody to talk
Haiku # 43721, February 24, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by riegley of philippines
kaskjf a; a lgkh aik jgd faf hgkaj ljkdh
Haiku # 43720, February 24, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by sad gas sad of as as as
Nobody to love
Nobody to care about
Nobody to share
Haiku # 43719, February 24, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
appreciated
I'm so glad you like dancing
There's nothing like it
Haiku # 43718, February 24, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Tisme of smell of a woman
thirteen infections
all are precise and so smart
no doctor please no
Haiku # 43717, February 24, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by baba-aloniia
make sure you yoga
qualities for better dance
and better sex too
Haiku # 43716, February 24, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by next move
The latest move we
learned in dance class was such a
distracting turn-on!
Haiku # 43715, February 24, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by snail wears short sleeves on purpose
I relate to the
raw sensuality of
being close, dancing.
Haiku # 43714, February 24, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail appreciates those poems
it's so fucking hot
rivulets of sweat collect
like a repo man
Haiku # 43713, February 24, 2009 7:05 am ET
by ash
Your arms around me
Holding me close when we dance
Steal a kiss! My dream!
Haiku # 43712, February 24, 2009 3:49 am ET
by The smell of a woman
My face close to yours
I feel the warmth of your neck
I long to kiss you
Haiku # 43711, February 24, 2009 3:44 am ET
by The smell of a woman
When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710, February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709, February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708, February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707, February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706, February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705, February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
happy to announce
my plumbing's all in order
baby on the way
Haiku # 43704, February 23, 2009 1:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
first you need to find
the truth behind Jesus Christ
to answer that one
Haiku # 43703, February 23, 2009 12:48 am ET
by back to the beginning o Hebrew
Hateful Christian folks
Voted to ban gay marriage
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 43702, February 22, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class America
slightly prudish fun
wearing a pretty thin shirt
opening freezer door
Haiku # 43701, February 22, 2009 6:50 pm ET
by then putting on a sweater
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