Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735, February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734, February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733, February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732, February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731, February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730, February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729, February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha
You just get better
To the Point and funny too
Well-done Vince! Well done
Haiku # 43728, February 25, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I have too many
sins to confess. We'd be here
for quite a long time.
Haiku # 43727, February 25, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by snail
confessed all my sins
expecting a lightning bolt
with my name on it
Haiku # 43726, February 25, 2009 11:57 am ET
by vince
Oh, if you don't know
Kigo is a season word
that Haiku must have.
Haiku # 43725, February 25, 2009 9:03 am ET
by Jay
Kigo-less Haiku
puts a new spring in my step
Damn! that's a season
Haiku # 43724, February 25, 2009 8:55 am ET
by Jay
Life can be lonely!
Yopu have to meet people who
Have a zest for life!
Haiku # 43723, February 25, 2009 4:12 am ET
by Take up dancing of snail will back me up
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Haiku # 43722, February 24, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by charist of philippines
nobody to think nobody to care nobody to talk
Haiku # 43721, February 24, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by riegley of philippines
kaskjf a; a lgkh aik jgd faf hgkaj ljkdh
Haiku # 43720, February 24, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by sad gas sad of as as as
Nobody to love
Nobody to care about
Nobody to share
Haiku # 43719, February 24, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
appreciated
I'm so glad you like dancing
There's nothing like it
Haiku # 43718, February 24, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Tisme of smell of a woman
thirteen infections
all are precise and so smart
no doctor please no
Haiku # 43717, February 24, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by baba-aloniia
make sure you yoga
qualities for better dance
and better sex too
Haiku # 43716, February 24, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by next move
The latest move we
learned in dance class was such a
distracting turn-on!
Haiku # 43715, February 24, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by snail wears short sleeves on purpose
I relate to the
raw sensuality of
being close, dancing.
Haiku # 43714, February 24, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail appreciates those poems
it's so fucking hot
rivulets of sweat collect
like a repo man
Haiku # 43713, February 24, 2009 7:05 am ET
by ash
Your arms around me
Holding me close when we dance
Steal a kiss! My dream!
Haiku # 43712, February 24, 2009 3:49 am ET
by The smell of a woman
My face close to yours
I feel the warmth of your neck
I long to kiss you
Haiku # 43711, February 24, 2009 3:44 am ET
by The smell of a woman
When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710, February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709, February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708, February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707, February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706, February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705, February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
happy to announce
my plumbing's all in order
baby on the way
Haiku # 43704, February 23, 2009 1:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
first you need to find
the truth behind Jesus Christ
to answer that one
Haiku # 43703, February 23, 2009 12:48 am ET
by back to the beginning o Hebrew
Hateful Christian folks
Voted to ban gay marriage
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 43702, February 22, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class America
slightly prudish fun
wearing a pretty thin shirt
opening freezer door
Haiku # 43701, February 22, 2009 6:50 pm ET
by then putting on a sweater
Nah, I was joking.
I am unlikely to get
sexual with him.
Haiku # 43700, February 22, 2009 6:08 pm ET
by snail is slightly prudish until committed, then kinky as fuck
at lest you think so
what if after you meet him
you find..he's tongueless
Haiku # 43699, February 22, 2009 10:34 am ET
by wellya never know
I ache for him to
probe my receptive body
gently with his tongue.
Haiku # 43698, February 22, 2009 3:08 am ET
by snail
maybe you'll hold hands
get face close//breathy lip touch
enjoy a nice whisper
Haiku # 43697, February 22, 2009 1:41 am ET
by heavy petting
My mind whirls with thoughts
of prolonged skin contact with
someone who loves me.
Haiku # 43696, February 21, 2009 9:03 pm ET
by snail
excited for you
it could go well.. could go bad
how shall you dare smell?
Haiku # 43695, February 21, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by good luck
I'm excited now
to finally meet the one
I flirt with online.
Haiku # 43694, February 21, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by snail
Sleep alone tonight
Just like every other
I hate the whole world.
Haiku # 43693, February 21, 2009 9:32 am ET
by nombre
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43692, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
e stands still when I dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43691, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
interest aroused
finely something so just right
finally..to bed
Haiku # 43690, February 21, 2009 2:37 am ET
by sweetsweetsweetsweetsweet
sleeping tight tonight
the cow jumped over the moon
what time is it there?
Haiku # 43689, February 21, 2009 2:33 am ET
by rollercoaster
coffee-stained flowcharts
strings of codes populate screens
mind strays on surf foam
Haiku # 43688, February 19, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
Plucked strings and wave spray,
wet sand between naked toes,
light moves on water.
Haiku # 43687, February 19, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
i'm tied by no knot
but there are ties i know not
held by homonyms
Haiku # 43686, February 18, 2009 10:19 pm ET
by ash
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