Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

at lest you think so
what if after you meet him
you find..he's tongueless
Haiku # 43699, February 22, 2009 10:34 am ET
by wellya never know
I ache for him to
probe my receptive body
gently with his tongue.
Haiku # 43698, February 22, 2009 3:08 am ET
by snail
maybe you'll hold hands
get face close//breathy lip touch
enjoy a nice whisper
Haiku # 43697, February 22, 2009 1:41 am ET
by heavy petting
My mind whirls with thoughts
of prolonged skin contact with
someone who loves me.
Haiku # 43696, February 21, 2009 9:03 pm ET
by snail
excited for you
it could go well.. could go bad
how shall you dare smell?
Haiku # 43695, February 21, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by good luck
I'm excited now
to finally meet the one
I flirt with online.
Haiku # 43694, February 21, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by snail
Sleep alone tonight
Just like every other
I hate the whole world.
Haiku # 43693, February 21, 2009 9:32 am ET
by nombre
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43692, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
e stands still when I dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43691, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
interest aroused
finely something so just right
finally..to bed
Haiku # 43690, February 21, 2009 2:37 am ET
by sweetsweetsweetsweetsweet
sleeping tight tonight
the cow jumped over the moon
what time is it there?
Haiku # 43689, February 21, 2009 2:33 am ET
by rollercoaster
coffee-stained flowcharts
strings of codes populate screens
mind strays on surf foam
Haiku # 43688, February 19, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
Plucked strings and wave spray,
wet sand between naked toes,
light moves on water.
Haiku # 43687, February 19, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
i'm tied by no knot
but there are ties i know not
held by homonyms
Haiku # 43686, February 18, 2009 10:19 pm ET
by ash
knotted up so tight
spaghetti is on my fork
i CAN swallow it
Haiku # 43685, February 18, 2009 1:57 am ET
by down she goes
A fork in the road
No knot can untie itself
Follow the footprints
Haiku # 43684, February 18, 2009 1:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
the road to nowhere
that metaphorical life
littered with false signs
Haiku # 43683, February 17, 2009 2:45 am ET
by ash
with nowhere to go
all signs have been run over
the detours suck too
Haiku # 43682, February 17, 2009 2:05 am ET
by jwalker
cigarette in hand
thoughts escape in veils of smoke
where words would have been
Haiku # 43681, February 17, 2009 1:17 am ET
by vince
You want too little
If you hurry we'll be late
Distances will shrink
Haiku # 43680, February 16, 2009 11:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I will wear short sleeves
on purpose so our arms touch
while we are dancing.
Haiku # 43679, February 16, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by snail is contact starved
YouTube video,
his folks called me sweet but still
said he couldn't come.
Haiku # 43678, February 16, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by snail may never meet him
Just how does that work?
I'm touchy feely person
Long distance can't work
Haiku # 43677, February 16, 2009 2:50 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
My escapism
Attending Tango Mango
Week of Tango bliss
Haiku # 43676, February 16, 2009 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
mixed up thrill mystique
crazy aspiration crush
my own weird science
Haiku # 43675, February 15, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by a little of this a little of that
When push comes to shove
Desire rules the senses
Cyber space will do
Haiku # 43674, February 15, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
true blood of life love
desire, lust and frenzy
her informal stash
Haiku # 43673, February 15, 2009 11:27 am ET
by agony
Although salt tastes good
Nothing can withstand the tide
Push my way upstream
Haiku # 43672, February 15, 2009 10:30 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
salt water river
sensing the complexities
imagine the thrill
Haiku # 43671, February 15, 2009 9:50 am ET
by rollercoaster
An idealistic
ethereal relationship?
Real life cannot match!
Haiku # 43670, February 15, 2009 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress of Dreams and actuality
Passionate as hell
Keeping a tender distance
Always in control
Haiku # 43669, February 15, 2009 2:48 am ET
by rollercoaster
Haiku # 43668, February 14, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by 222 of 222
I want to announce
valentine's day real swell.
I needed today
Haiku # 43667, February 14, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Symmetrical touch
William you sense the real thing
Proportions in reach
Haiku # 43666, February 14, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Thanks for the offer
Hand in hand rollercoaster
It's a nice gesture

I assume it was for me or was it metaphor?

Haiku # 43665, February 14, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought where's Lush gone?
But I see he's back, relaxed!
Not at all "uptight"!
Haiku # 43664, February 14, 2009 5:49 am ET
by Missed you of But not in this mood!
short of some magic
matter is conserved, and thrust
absent will or chance
Haiku # 43663, February 14, 2009 12:42 am ET
by Lush
all that is egress
'twas once a la mode ingress
re: laws of matter
Haiku # 43662, February 14, 2009 12:39 am ET
by Lush
the shite that doth reel
from these shite reeling fingers
'tis fertilizer
Haiku # 43661, February 14, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
what syndrome defines
or circumscribes mine lather
necessary voice
Haiku # 43660, February 14, 2009 12:33 am ET
by Lush
inside own asshole
asperger's or OCD
no excuse, a launch
Haiku # 43659, February 14, 2009 12:32 am ET
by Lush
You wanted to know
If you don't like the answer
Don't ask the question
Haiku # 43658, February 13, 2009 3:37 am ET
by Name withheld
These oh so thin walls
Sounds of love making next door
Lonely hotel bed
Haiku # 43657, February 13, 2009 3:29 am ET
by Name withheld
lie and lying still
nights in endless double beds
vast empty ceilings
Haiku # 43656, February 12, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by vince
past, present, future
the tea leaves hold the answer
your hand in my hand
Haiku # 43655, February 12, 2009 10:14 pm ET
by rollercoaster
why not? Your response
is not poetry either
by your reckoning
Haiku # 43654, February 12, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by nombre
Our destiny? Life?
Only we hold our future
In our empty hand
Haiku # 43653, February 12, 2009 10:13 am ET
by William Nippress of Now. Thats profound poetry
Well at least it is
Five seven five in three lines
But poetry? No!
Haiku # 43652, February 12, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Name withheld
five beats in this line
seven beats in this line here
is this poetry?
Haiku # 43651, February 11, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by nombre
Please leave the fan on
You are now used to the smell
But others won't be
Haiku # 43650, February 11, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by chicagosparky
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