Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Resumes galore.
Staggering unemployment.
Handjob for ten bucks!
Haiku # 43649, February 11, 2009 11:46 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
Resum
Haiku # 43648, February 11, 2009 11:45 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
The full moon is near
The mirror magnifies the sex
The dancer is queer
Haiku # 43647, February 11, 2009 10:43 am ET
by rollercoaster
Caribbean dream
Tango on the hot boardwalk
Barbados sunshine
Haiku # 43646, February 11, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Summer of 2008
Your face close to mine
Deep searching each other's eyes
Lust near to explode
Haiku # 43645, February 11, 2009 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Dancers have more fun
OMG ru
ROFL?
TTYL!
Haiku # 43644, February 11, 2009 1:23 am ET
by Dylan of SF
Dancing by moonlight
Dancing morning noon and night
Dancing on my grave
Haiku # 43643, February 11, 2009 1:14 am ET
by rollercoaster
beauty within life
dancers take to the airwaves
love around the day
Haiku # 43642, February 10, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by hear.. it does come
zorbas and amy's
lightning mind sights of greatness
this day.. fabulous!!!!!!! XOXOXOX
Haiku # 43641, February 10, 2009 11:26 am ET
by thank you craigs list
The turtle sits still,
Resolute and observant;
Indubitable.
Haiku # 43640, February 10, 2009 2:48 am ET
by Indubitable Turtle of On a Rock
Feet on the planet
Right and left and right no wrong
To dance is to live
Haiku # 43639, February 9, 2009 10:30 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I have yet to meet
his shoulders, his feet have strength
a man who can move
Haiku # 43638, February 9, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by c est la vie and married
it's a good thing to
be "addicted" to because
it shows fools like me

if you're blue and you
needs to put on the ritz then
it's time to dance echo...
Haiku # 43637, February 9, 2009 10:20 am ET
by bs
to join the dance is
so tempting, so awesome I
can only feel some joy

hasidim, you name
it, the sacred twirl, sufi
you done woke me up

(where's the mosh pit?)
Haiku # 43636, February 9, 2009 10:19 am ET
by bs
Devon and Madrid
Then back to Barcelona
Just to dance Tango

You know you're addicted when you cross oceans to dance!
Haiku # 43635, February 9, 2009 7:42 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Can no one ells feel it?
Slowly my feet slide
Intensity of Tango
The music moves me
Haiku # 43634, February 9, 2009 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
We use pseudonyms
As we have something to say
Which's not linked to us
Haiku # 43633, February 9, 2009 7:30 am ET
by Name withheld
A nonentity?
You have used a pseudonym
Maybe you're famous!!!

It's best not to attack others.
Haiku # 43632, February 9, 2009 7:16 am ET
by Name withheld
Who's roller coaster?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43631, February 9, 2009 7:04 am ET
by Name withheld
Rollercoaster's right
OK! But what's you're real name?
Why the pseudonym?

People in glass houses shouldn't through stones! Name withheld

Haiku # 43630, February 9, 2009 5:07 am ET
by See the ridiculousness of what you said?
once the pieces of
a former fractured self are
back together then?
Haiku # 43629, February 8, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs or humpty dumpty
To be truly free
Is to be unashamed
Not so name withheld
Haiku # 43628, February 8, 2009 11:05 am ET
by rollercoaster
Who is name withheld?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43627, February 8, 2009 6:01 am ET
by Tisme
Need inspiration?
For those who travel through life
A struggle unveiled

http://www.journeywords.co.uk/
Haiku # 43626, February 8, 2009 5:52 am ET
by Name witheld
Sneaky thing this "life"
One minute you're young
Then Decrepitude
Haiku # 43625, February 8, 2009 5:28 am ET
by Name witheld
Photograph yourself
The rapid arc of aging
From cradle to grave
Haiku # 43624, February 7, 2009 11:34 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I am where I am
by my own choices so I
have to deal with them
Haiku # 43623, February 7, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by bs
trust me, I feel like
giving up for real but there's
I just can not quit...
Haiku # 43622, February 7, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by bs
I'd give up but I
don't feel I have a choice but
to keep going on
Haiku # 43621, February 7, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by bs
A long road ahead.
But it's the only way there,
home to destiny
Haiku # 43620, February 7, 2009 11:44 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal
Diabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I will "not" give in!!!
Haiku # 43619, February 7, 2009 5:07 am ET
by And Dyslectic of I want no pity
Siabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I "must" not give in!!!
Haiku # 43618, February 7, 2009 5:03 am ET
by Name witheld
Acceptance is not obligatory

we all have problems
Some strive to overcome them
Others just give up
Haiku # 43617, February 7, 2009 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Oars in the water
Thinking better than knowing
The constant rowing
Haiku # 43616, February 7, 2009 1:26 am ET
by rollercoaster
i am a critic
and a pedantic speller
blame my asperger's
Haiku # 43615, February 7, 2009 12:34 am ET
by ash
I'm not a critique
But will praise where praise is due
I admire good work
Haiku # 43614, February 6, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of in case I piss you off
Rollercoaster's good
They get better and better
making me think hard
Haiku # 43613, February 6, 2009 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Love those Bad Haiku
Haiku # 43612, February 6, 2009 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress
A good word painting
Shines through the dull and murky
Brilliant trinket Vince
Haiku # 43611, February 6, 2009 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed your good haiku,s
Mount Madonna Mama
So glad you are back
Haiku # 43610, February 6, 2009 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
When an adult cries
It becomes problematic
in front of a child
Haiku # 43609, February 5, 2009 9:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster
heaved forth by cold
the hard ground erupts
with stones
winter's offerings
Haiku # 43608, February 5, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the bare branches bend
dancing stiffly in the wind
a harsh minuet
Haiku # 43607, February 5, 2009 12:36 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
1101
1001 1
010
Haiku # 43606, February 5, 2009 11:47 am ET
by vince of binary haiku
shine in shallow depth
imbued with wishful thinking
lone fountain penny

a trinket for dreams
not belonging anywhere
or to anyone
Haiku # 43605, February 5, 2009 10:55 am ET
by vince
I appreciate
I've too much time on my hands
Need to get out more
Haiku # 43604, February 5, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Wish I'd written that
Wonderful Haiku of yours
I must try harder
Haiku # 43603, February 5, 2009 5:14 am ET
by Basho kinsaku of Matsou Munefusa Sobo
Clinging clumps of snow
Weigh heavy on slender branch
Bowing low to Earth
Haiku # 43602, February 5, 2009 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Where are you Ash?
I still laugh at your humorous
Allah a snack bar

And that was years ago
Haiku # 43601, February 5, 2009 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress of You OK?
Life is too short

Mask an ugly heart?
Choosing the right mask helps you
Hide it from mankind

Deep man! DEEP!!!
Haiku # 43600, February 5, 2009 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
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