Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Wish I'd written that
Wonderful Haiku of yours
I must try harder
Haiku # 43603, February 5, 2009 5:14 am ET
by Basho kinsaku of Matsou Munefusa Sobo
Clinging clumps of snow
Weigh heavy on slender branch
Bowing low to Earth
Haiku # 43602, February 5, 2009 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Where are you Ash?
I still laugh at your humorous
Allah a snack bar

And that was years ago
Haiku # 43601, February 5, 2009 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress of You OK?
Life is too short

Mask an ugly heart?
Choosing the right mask helps you
Hide it from mankind

Deep man! DEEP!!!
Haiku # 43600, February 5, 2009 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Insular Haikus
Convey easy understood
Human conditions
Haiku # 43599, February 5, 2009 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Give a man a mask
And he will tell you the truth
Oscar Wilde said that
Haiku # 43598, February 5, 2009 12:06 am ET
by rollercoaster
views come through your mind
your mind goes through the motions
things happen and then
Haiku # 43597, February 4, 2009 3:56 pm ET
by pulled in ..move out..close your eyes..remember
mask or learned lessons
art versus maturity
to know is telling...
Haiku # 43596, February 4, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by nature
the first reaction
is always the truthful one
masking one is art
Haiku # 43595, February 4, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by vince
a child reacts
without clear thoughts..and just like
excited people

Haiku # 43594, February 4, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by i am surprised u r surprised
the audience takes
its own issues but never
up on stage themselves

it's all yours guys...
do unclean things, whatever, don't want it
Haiku # 43593, February 4, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
I don't need to look
my brother had it.. best friend
a few teachers..sure
Haiku # 43592, February 4, 2009 11:50 am ET
by world class disease
even better though
fresh air..sunshine..long walk..hugs
that's what I needed



Haiku # 43591, February 4, 2009 11:43 am ET
by i fucked up
the shit hit the wall
then it slighty slathered down
much like a feeling
Haiku # 43590, February 4, 2009 11:37 am ET
by massage/hiot tub/blowjob/sleep..that equals taking two and calling me in the morning
once upon a time
there was empathy, balance
hey baby what's wrong
Haiku # 43589, February 4, 2009 11:33 am ET
by okay..no big deal..move on
Bipolarism
You should look it up online
You seem to have it

www.angelfire.com/journal2/bipolarism/
Haiku # 43588, February 4, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never a couple!!
But I will fuck you
That is "a friends zone"

Or he doesn't fancy you?
Haiku # 43587, February 4, 2009 11:19 am ET
by You choose
this love is my time
essence of speed kissed with waves
takes spirited flight



Haiku # 43586, February 4, 2009 10:48 am ET
by tuesday
lovely then venom
dried up on my teeth once tastes
so good, dried up crust
Haiku # 43585, February 4, 2009 9:50 am ET
by bs
and so like the waves
of the sea, emotions are
tossing and churning

(reminds me of ice
cream makers)
Haiku # 43584, February 4, 2009 9:48 am ET
by bs
You asked why no one
Liked your Bad Haiku's?
Stop looking for approval

I told you now lead your own life
Haiku # 43583, February 4, 2009 6:40 am ET
by Its Haiku of Read "about haiku" see above
felt under my skin
black not very soft but kind
the touch of a shot
Haiku # 43582, February 4, 2009 1:43 am ET
by kim
Groundhog Day is done
Valentine's Day is coming
Every Day is Here
Haiku # 43581, February 3, 2009 11:28 pm ET
by rollercoaster
never ending snow
damn groundhog like the movie
same storm same storm same....
Haiku # 43580, February 3, 2009 9:18 pm ET
by bs
life of the seedling
rescued from the spoiled earth
the gift was given
Haiku # 43579, February 3, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by pink clouds and lol s crosses it makes perfect sense to me
you are kind to a
fool of a man, we weave one
large poem as one
Haiku # 43578, February 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by bs
"i poured my heart out.
it evaporated, see?"
- a ben folds five song
Haiku # 43577, February 3, 2009 2:45 pm ET
by vince
legalism is
counting sounds instead of just
pouring your heart out.

The attempt to fit
focuses and refines, but
is not what matters.
Haiku # 43576, February 3, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by snail considers formal poetry restrictive
Is it normal for
males to have a "friend zone," or
do I have a chance?
Haiku # 43575, February 3, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by snail
no saves, on life left
mario confronts bowser
the dishes can wait
Haiku # 43574, February 3, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by vince
in the end all is
in cycles of lows and highs
and otherwise split
Haiku # 43573, February 3, 2009 1:14 pm ET
by bs
ok snail...remember
legalism and think
scribes and pharisees
Haiku # 43571, February 3, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by bs
oh yes muffy, that
scruffy person talked about
suicides...he didn;t

match the carpeting
oh yes, muffy, we must buy
fashionable haikus

to match our cell phones
Haiku # 43570, February 3, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
I'm capable of
love but I'm stuck in a rut
and can't get out of...
Haiku # 43569, February 3, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bs
in order to know
joy one must I think, confront
not bottle up, hate
Haiku # 43568, February 3, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
suicides are an
expression of sick of the
pain of living death
Haiku # 43567, February 3, 2009 10:53 am ET
by bs
pussies don't want to
get beaten and bullies beat
the shit out of self
Haiku # 43566, February 3, 2009 10:52 am ET
by bs
don't like you people
either, think you're a bunch of
spoiled little rich kids
Haiku # 43565, February 3, 2009 10:46 am ET
by bs
I'd rather be myself
and hated than loved to fit
into someone's mold

let's see your "haiku"
of "hate" and see those are a
part of you too see

the shadow side, the
part that lots of us folks don't
like to see about us

Haiku # 43564, February 3, 2009 10:37 am ET
by bs
Your Haikus aren't liked
Because you're so full of hate
And they run on through

Each five line "Must end"
It should not run on to next
Same with the seven

Occasionally
You show you can do it right!
Then it can be good

No one wants to read such hate!
Haiku # 43563, February 3, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Be gental with yourself and others
You've only to look
Every woman has beauty
And she should be told
Haiku # 43562, February 3, 2009 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
He said that I looked
like a Waterhouse painting
and called me graceful.
Haiku # 43561, February 3, 2009 2:11 am ET
by snail is not used to being flattered
I overheard him
saying he saved my message
just to hear my voice.
Haiku # 43560, February 3, 2009 2:07 am ET
by snail
maybe if he saw
your name on a book he'd want
to destroy it, like

he feels your kind did
him in, destroyed him and seeks
to crucify you
Haiku # 43559, February 3, 2009 1:20 am ET
by bs
maybe someone got
shit in creative circles
and wants to burn books

because of being
taken out of the joy of
making his own crap
Haiku # 43557, February 3, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
maybe i think you're
a bunch of dry, trite, riskless
and old fashioned, dead
Haiku # 43556, February 2, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by bsc
I honestly feel
I could be great but I'm with
these stuffy elitists

nothing I do is
good enough for you, so I
ought chop my hands off
Haiku # 43555, February 2, 2009 11:23 pm ET
by bs
I could ask you why
or what is it that you don't
feel is right of mine...
Haiku # 43554, February 2, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by bs
Meant to tell you this
The feeling is mutual
Each time I read yours
Haiku # 43553, February 2, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by rollercoaster to W.N.
Thank you William N.
The center of the target
begs for better aim
Haiku # 43552, February 2, 2009 10:08 pm ET
by rollercoaster
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