Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
never ending snow
damn groundhog like the movie
same storm same storm same....
Haiku # 43580 February 3, 2009 9:18 pm ET
by bs
life of the seedling
rescued from the spoiled earth
the gift was given
Haiku # 43579 February 3, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by pink clouds and lol s crosses it makes perfect sense to me
you are kind to a
fool of a man, we weave one
large poem as one
Haiku # 43578 February 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by bs
"i poured my heart out.
it evaporated, see?"
- a ben folds five song
Haiku # 43577 February 3, 2009 2:45 pm ET
by vince
legalism is
counting sounds instead of just
pouring your heart out.

The attempt to fit
focuses and refines, but
is not what matters.
Haiku # 43576 February 3, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by snail considers formal poetry restrictive
Is it normal for
males to have a "friend zone," or
do I have a chance?
Haiku # 43575 February 3, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by snail
no saves, on life left
mario confronts bowser
the dishes can wait
Haiku # 43574 February 3, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by vince
in the end all is
in cycles of lows and highs
and otherwise split
Haiku # 43573 February 3, 2009 1:14 pm ET
by bs
ok snail...remember
legalism and think
scribes and pharisees
Haiku # 43571 February 3, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by bs
oh yes muffy, that
scruffy person talked about
suicides...he didn;t

match the carpeting
oh yes, muffy, we must buy
fashionable haikus

to match our cell phones
Haiku # 43570 February 3, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
I'm capable of
love but I'm stuck in a rut
and can't get out of...
Haiku # 43569 February 3, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bs
in order to know
joy one must I think, confront
not bottle up, hate
Haiku # 43568 February 3, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
suicides are an
expression of sick of the
pain of living death
Haiku # 43567 February 3, 2009 10:53 am ET
by bs
pussies don't want to
get beaten and bullies beat
the shit out of self
Haiku # 43566 February 3, 2009 10:52 am ET
by bs
don't like you people
either, think you're a bunch of
spoiled little rich kids
Haiku # 43565 February 3, 2009 10:46 am ET
by bs
I'd rather be myself
and hated than loved to fit
into someone's mold

let's see your "haiku"
of "hate" and see those are a
part of you too see

the shadow side, the
part that lots of us folks don't
like to see about us

Haiku # 43564 February 3, 2009 10:37 am ET
by bs
Your Haikus aren't liked
Because you're so full of hate
And they run on through

Each five line "Must end"
It should not run on to next
Same with the seven

Occasionally
You show you can do it right!
Then it can be good

No one wants to read such hate!
Haiku # 43563 February 3, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Be gental with yourself and others
You've only to look
Every woman has beauty
And she should be told
Haiku # 43562 February 3, 2009 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
He said that I looked
like a Waterhouse painting
and called me graceful.
Haiku # 43561 February 3, 2009 2:11 am ET
by snail is not used to being flattered
I overheard him
saying he saved my message
just to hear my voice.
Haiku # 43560 February 3, 2009 2:07 am ET
by snail
maybe if he saw
your name on a book he'd want
to destroy it, like

he feels your kind did
him in, destroyed him and seeks
to crucify you
Haiku # 43559 February 3, 2009 1:20 am ET
by bs
maybe someone got
shit in creative circles
and wants to burn books

because of being
taken out of the joy of
making his own crap
Haiku # 43557 February 3, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
maybe i think you're
a bunch of dry, trite, riskless
and old fashioned, dead
Haiku # 43556 February 2, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by bsc
I honestly feel
I could be great but I'm with
these stuffy elitists

nothing I do is
good enough for you, so I
ought chop my hands off
Haiku # 43555 February 2, 2009 11:23 pm ET
by bs
I could ask you why
or what is it that you don't
feel is right of mine...
Haiku # 43554 February 2, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by bs
Meant to tell you this
The feeling is mutual
Each time I read yours
Haiku # 43553 February 2, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by rollercoaster to W.N.
Thank you William N.
The center of the target
begs for better aim
Haiku # 43552 February 2, 2009 10:08 pm ET
by rollercoaster
what goes up must come
down unless it goes up to
space where up is not
Haiku # 43551 February 2, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by bs
i fear I'll sound like
a dull echo of the wants
of overcivilized
Haiku # 43550 February 2, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by bs
in the breaking of
boundaries, fart stank stoned so
they said fuck army

it was an attempt
back then to break a blind aged
era with young visions
Haiku # 43549 February 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by bs of 1968
some people their arts
were televised on network
memory a screen
Haiku # 43548 February 2, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs of this is i
it's very easy
to get stuck in the past and
stop growth, fossilize
Haiku # 43547 February 2, 2009 11:25 am ET
by bs
bright stars and orchards
roses match her flowered dress
guess who ruined it
Haiku # 43546 February 2, 2009 8:44 am ET
by vince
Snow acts as mirror
Reflecting sunlight back up
Despite heavy clouds
Haiku # 43545 February 2, 2009 4:44 am ET
by Tisme of Scientific Hiku
Awoke to silence
White blanket covered land
Blinding Bright extreme
Haiku # 43544 February 2, 2009 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice Haiku bs
Five seven five! Good subject!
Causing one to think!
Haiku # 43543 February 2, 2009 4:19 am ET
by Ten out of Ten
uncertain future
settled by past choices too
late to be undone
Haiku # 43542 February 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by bs
younger and more full
of spit and sputter I was
now I may make sense
Haiku # 43541 February 1, 2009 3:44 pm ET
by bs
the ra ras and sis
boom bas of The Game fade and
cleaned up the next day
Haiku # 43540 February 1, 2009 3:33 pm ET
by bs
sweet sugar and spit
great soft and chewy goodness
I ate a cookie..
Haiku # 43539 February 1, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by is this one okay?
Slamming the door in
the face of custom just
hoping to break His nose
Haiku # 43538 February 1, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
Whisper of the breeze
Silence of desert sand dunes
Alone in the sun
Haiku # 43537 February 1, 2009 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress of A bit better than the last one
Cold snowy south wind
Small white Snowdrops shivering
Fighting for control
Haiku # 43536 February 1, 2009 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
That's a "Real Haiku"
Well-done Rollercoaster
At last someone good
Haiku # 43535 February 1, 2009 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Gasping for contact
The railroad tracks are vacant
Each star says to wait
Haiku # 43534 January 31, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by rollercoaster
you're aggresive and
I regard that "shock" as lame
it's just college crap
Haiku # 43533 January 31, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by bs
The quality here
Has deteriorated
I'll eat your babies
Haiku # 43532 January 31, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by moo
I'm pretty sure she
might feel the same way about
yourself, it's nature...
Haiku # 43531 January 31, 2009 9:51 am ET
by bs
All the things i've seen
And none looks better than a
Soft naked woman
Haiku # 43530 January 31, 2009 9:39 am ET
by Its been a long time
whatever dreams may
come, the wind blows somewhere and
directs the soul there
Haiku # 43529 January 30, 2009 2:23 pm ET
by bs