Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

Warm sea at twilight
smell of wood smoke and cooking
Cool rum and Goat stew
Haiku # 43528, January 30, 2009 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress of St Vincent
material swish
whispy caress of the leg
sneaky breeze's kiss
Haiku # 43527, January 29, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by frankly my darling...
this can change your life
this meeting of ours; ride on
or fall back to sleep
Haiku # 43526, January 29, 2009 10:34 am ET
by vince
the male likes to have
power over something and
the female wants to

see those set free from
those people who want power
empty souls want it...

yet, they starve for peace
and are frustrating m. scott
peck examples, fear...
Haiku # 43525, January 29, 2009 9:29 am ET
by bs
You should be punished
I'll Put you over my knee
Smacked bottom for you
Haiku # 43524, January 29, 2009 8:14 am ET
by That focus your pain? of I aim to please
Writing these is good
for focusing your feelings.
It's better than drugs.

I understand how
writing angry haikus is
like cutting your arm

in little patterns
to direct the pain into
something more solid.
Haiku # 43523, January 29, 2009 3:07 am ET
by snail to bs
it's been a long time
haven't done haiku in years
a good thing no doubt
Haiku # 43522, January 29, 2009 1:36 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Cold dark night no stars
Winter in the desert sand
cactus in the snow
Haiku # 43521, January 29, 2009 1:17 am ET
by roadrunner

blue distance shivers
stings attraction becomes mine
fuckin cold ass wind
Haiku # 43520, January 27, 2009 11:06 pm ET
by frostbitten
fine okay uh huh
you wanna get spiffy,,huh?
I'll show you spiffy...
Haiku # 43519, January 27, 2009 10:59 pm ET
by ironed underwear
whatever who cares
I see you beachin and stuff drinking vodka too
Haiku # 43518, January 27, 2009 10:57 pm ET
by that shit bloats you
like I said before
there are just some people who
wear those ugly shirts
Haiku # 43517, January 27, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by df cornwell yup
I hear that old ron
james dio invented that
sign we see at those

heavy metal shows
that he throws, freedom in the
shadow of the horns
Haiku # 43516, January 27, 2009 10:05 pm ET
by bs
I write a bad peom
it's not any good at all
because I hate poems
Haiku # 43515, January 27, 2009 9:22 pm ET
by qwerty
the small kitchen stool
not useful to the tall man
sat in the corner
Haiku # 43514, January 27, 2009 8:45 pm ET
by whatev
Art is everywhere
It's a white-capped mountain or
A shit-stained toilet
Haiku # 43513, January 27, 2009 3:37 pm ET
by moo
The purpose of art
Lets you see the everyday
The edge of knowing
Haiku # 43512, January 27, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by roller coaster
it's easy to get
discouraged when "art" is at
once an outlet and

a means to show folks
where a person comes from and
to be told no, ouch...

everybody different, si
Haiku # 43511, January 27, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by bs
waves, they live for now
unified water motion
containing all life
Haiku # 43510, January 26, 2009 11:28 pm ET
by natures modesty
okay so it is
usually i get a laugh
funny things have heart
Haiku # 43509, January 26, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by plausible
A blink of the eye
Not the past, not the future
Live in the moment


Haiku # 43508, January 26, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by roller coaster
the drugs don't work and
the pussies, well I saw team
america...the drunk speech...
Haiku # 43507, January 26, 2009 10:03 pm ET
by bs
not sure about the 10
penny nail dissolve myth of
coke's solvent nature...
Haiku # 43506, January 26, 2009 10:02 pm ET
by bs
coke is really great
when applies to your wrinkles
try it and tell me....

Haiku # 43505, January 26, 2009 8:29 pm ET
by really
I fear that the h20
bottled by Coke has epsom
salt in it, I uh

looked it up
Haiku # 43504, January 26, 2009 8:21 pm ET
by bs
holding your hair up
while you puke beer on gutters
oh to be in love
Haiku # 43503, January 26, 2009 5:27 pm ET
by vince
The world is out there
Why are you afraid of it?
There's pussy and drugs
Haiku # 43502, January 26, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by moo
and sadly also
they are found next to the um
optimus prime for sale
Haiku # 43501, January 26, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by bs of not on ebay
gold lares and penates
they met at the ball and danced
once animated
Haiku # 43500, January 26, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by sadly, now they are listed on ebay
the principle of
the removal by usage
applies to not much

Haiku # 43499, January 26, 2009 2:25 pm ET
by relationships
the final result
is the alienation
or joining to man
Haiku # 43498, January 26, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
address the reader
eyes have informal direct
one does what one can
Haiku # 43497, January 26, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by they do not have to meet
dodge parry thrust dodge
words used as weapons when best
uses put aside
Haiku # 43496, January 26, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by bs
calling and calling
sleep has written my name down
and I walk along
Haiku # 43495, January 26, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by listening to the sound of the lead
the chthonian
versus the apolloynian
that's just all greek...

to me
Haiku # 43494, January 26, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by bs
like a restless ghost
beyond usual confines
from planet ornate
Haiku # 43493, January 26, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by I am extratextual
disrupted balance
emotion interfered with
no poison needed
Haiku # 43492, January 26, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by Python
to kill and confront
the jungian shadow, the
great quest of life
Haiku # 43491, January 26, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by bs
magical weapon
thrusting for the urging lead
symbolic logic
Haiku # 43490, January 26, 2009 2:05 pm ET
by silver bullet ..
now to check oil and
break fluid, worn parts and the
usual flutter
Haiku # 43489, January 26, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by bs
admit hampering
check initial confidence
attitude's purpose
Haiku # 43488, January 26, 2009 1:56 pm ET
by yaya and whatever
the soceity vs
the self, a moving social plate
techtonic, and wild
Haiku # 43487, January 26, 2009 1:56 pm ET
by bs
aiming for less, to
strive for mediocrity
denying my true self
Haiku # 43486, January 26, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by bs
were it to break and
shatter, the tower falls and
rests in ruin, dust
Haiku # 43485, January 26, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by bs
insecure schizoid
hiding behind masks of self
the real self as glass
Haiku # 43484, January 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
I have become the
monster I so dread in the
life I have thus fought

the playground monster
still lives inside a grown soul
blowing up at fluff
Haiku # 43483, January 26, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
I am cruel in my
mindless assertions for I
must become better

less a fool with a
big mouth, and a man who is
a man for mankind
Haiku # 43482, January 26, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
i keep expecting
for fascination to wane
and for you to leave

i keep expecting
for you to fade, like that cat
with the wicked grin

i keep expecting
so i won't feel bare, when you
turn your head elsewhere
Haiku # 43481, January 26, 2009 11:58 am ET
by vince of self-preservation
truth is I am too
harsh and people too like to
isolate and so...
the war between acts
of forgiveness and living
and stopping worry
Haiku # 43480, January 26, 2009 10:08 am ET
by bs
websites are a joke
and a waste of time for folks
insecure, backboneless

best avoided from now on
Haiku # 43479, January 26, 2009 9:10 am ET
by bs
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