Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

Is it normal for
males to have a "friend zone," or
do I have a chance?
Haiku # 43575, February 3, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by snail
no saves, on life left
mario confronts bowser
the dishes can wait
Haiku # 43574, February 3, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by vince
in the end all is
in cycles of lows and highs
and otherwise split
Haiku # 43573, February 3, 2009 1:14 pm ET
by bs
ok snail...remember
legalism and think
scribes and pharisees
Haiku # 43571, February 3, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by bs
oh yes muffy, that
scruffy person talked about
suicides...he didn;t

match the carpeting
oh yes, muffy, we must buy
fashionable haikus

to match our cell phones
Haiku # 43570, February 3, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
I'm capable of
love but I'm stuck in a rut
and can't get out of...
Haiku # 43569, February 3, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bs
in order to know
joy one must I think, confront
not bottle up, hate
Haiku # 43568, February 3, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
suicides are an
expression of sick of the
pain of living death
Haiku # 43567, February 3, 2009 10:53 am ET
by bs
pussies don't want to
get beaten and bullies beat
the shit out of self
Haiku # 43566, February 3, 2009 10:52 am ET
by bs
don't like you people
either, think you're a bunch of
spoiled little rich kids
Haiku # 43565, February 3, 2009 10:46 am ET
by bs
I'd rather be myself
and hated than loved to fit
into someone's mold

let's see your "haiku"
of "hate" and see those are a
part of you too see

the shadow side, the
part that lots of us folks don't
like to see about us

Haiku # 43564, February 3, 2009 10:37 am ET
by bs
Your Haikus aren't liked
Because you're so full of hate
And they run on through

Each five line "Must end"
It should not run on to next
Same with the seven

Occasionally
You show you can do it right!
Then it can be good

No one wants to read such hate!
Haiku # 43563, February 3, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Be gental with yourself and others
You've only to look
Every woman has beauty
And she should be told
Haiku # 43562, February 3, 2009 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
He said that I looked
like a Waterhouse painting
and called me graceful.
Haiku # 43561, February 3, 2009 2:11 am ET
by snail is not used to being flattered
I overheard him
saying he saved my message
just to hear my voice.
Haiku # 43560, February 3, 2009 2:07 am ET
by snail
maybe if he saw
your name on a book he'd want
to destroy it, like

he feels your kind did
him in, destroyed him and seeks
to crucify you
Haiku # 43559, February 3, 2009 1:20 am ET
by bs
maybe someone got
shit in creative circles
and wants to burn books

because of being
taken out of the joy of
making his own crap
Haiku # 43557, February 3, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
maybe i think you're
a bunch of dry, trite, riskless
and old fashioned, dead
Haiku # 43556, February 2, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by bsc
I honestly feel
I could be great but I'm with
these stuffy elitists

nothing I do is
good enough for you, so I
ought chop my hands off
Haiku # 43555, February 2, 2009 11:23 pm ET
by bs
I could ask you why
or what is it that you don't
feel is right of mine...
Haiku # 43554, February 2, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by bs
Meant to tell you this
The feeling is mutual
Each time I read yours
Haiku # 43553, February 2, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by rollercoaster to W.N.
Thank you William N.
The center of the target
begs for better aim
Haiku # 43552, February 2, 2009 10:08 pm ET
by rollercoaster
what goes up must come
down unless it goes up to
space where up is not
Haiku # 43551, February 2, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by bs
i fear I'll sound like
a dull echo of the wants
of overcivilized
Haiku # 43550, February 2, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by bs
in the breaking of
boundaries, fart stank stoned so
they said fuck army

it was an attempt
back then to break a blind aged
era with young visions
Haiku # 43549, February 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by bs of 1968
some people their arts
were televised on network
memory a screen
Haiku # 43548, February 2, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs of this is i
it's very easy
to get stuck in the past and
stop growth, fossilize
Haiku # 43547, February 2, 2009 11:25 am ET
by bs
bright stars and orchards
roses match her flowered dress
guess who ruined it
Haiku # 43546, February 2, 2009 8:44 am ET
by vince
Snow acts as mirror
Reflecting sunlight back up
Despite heavy clouds
Haiku # 43545, February 2, 2009 4:44 am ET
by Tisme of Scientific Hiku
Awoke to silence
White blanket covered land
Blinding Bright extreme
Haiku # 43544, February 2, 2009 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice Haiku bs
Five seven five! Good subject!
Causing one to think!
Haiku # 43543, February 2, 2009 4:19 am ET
by Ten out of Ten
uncertain future
settled by past choices too
late to be undone
Haiku # 43542, February 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by bs
younger and more full
of spit and sputter I was
now I may make sense
Haiku # 43541, February 1, 2009 3:44 pm ET
by bs
the ra ras and sis
boom bas of The Game fade and
cleaned up the next day
Haiku # 43540, February 1, 2009 3:33 pm ET
by bs
sweet sugar and spit
great soft and chewy goodness
I ate a cookie..
Haiku # 43539, February 1, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by is this one okay?
Slamming the door in
the face of custom just
hoping to break His nose
Haiku # 43538, February 1, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
Whisper of the breeze
Silence of desert sand dunes
Alone in the sun
Haiku # 43537, February 1, 2009 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress of A bit better than the last one
Cold snowy south wind
Small white Snowdrops shivering
Fighting for control
Haiku # 43536, February 1, 2009 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
That's a "Real Haiku"
Well-done Rollercoaster
At last someone good
Haiku # 43535, February 1, 2009 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Gasping for contact
The railroad tracks are vacant
Each star says to wait
Haiku # 43534, January 31, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by rollercoaster
you're aggresive and
I regard that "shock" as lame
it's just college crap
Haiku # 43533, January 31, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by bs
The quality here
Has deteriorated
I'll eat your babies
Haiku # 43532, January 31, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by moo
I'm pretty sure she
might feel the same way about
yourself, it's nature...
Haiku # 43531, January 31, 2009 9:51 am ET
by bs
All the things i've seen
And none looks better than a
Soft naked woman
Haiku # 43530, January 31, 2009 9:39 am ET
by Its been a long time
whatever dreams may
come, the wind blows somewhere and
directs the soul there
Haiku # 43529, January 30, 2009 2:23 pm ET
by bs
Warm sea at twilight
smell of wood smoke and cooking
Cool rum and Goat stew
Haiku # 43528, January 30, 2009 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress of St Vincent
material swish
whispy caress of the leg
sneaky breeze's kiss
Haiku # 43527, January 29, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by frankly my darling...
this can change your life
this meeting of ours; ride on
or fall back to sleep
Haiku # 43526, January 29, 2009 10:34 am ET
by vince
the male likes to have
power over something and
the female wants to

see those set free from
those people who want power
empty souls want it...

yet, they starve for peace
and are frustrating m. scott
peck examples, fear...
Haiku # 43525, January 29, 2009 9:29 am ET
by bs
You should be punished
I'll Put you over my knee
Smacked bottom for you
Haiku # 43524, January 29, 2009 8:14 am ET
by That focus your pain? of I aim to please
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