Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 43606 February 5, 2009 11:47 am ET
by vince of binary haiku
shine in shallow depth
imbued with wishful thinking
lone fountain penny

a trinket for dreams
not belonging anywhere
or to anyone
Haiku # 43605 February 5, 2009 10:55 am ET
by vince
I appreciate
I've too much time on my hands
Need to get out more
Haiku # 43604 February 5, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Wish I'd written that
Wonderful Haiku of yours
I must try harder
Haiku # 43603 February 5, 2009 5:14 am ET
by Basho kinsaku of Matsou Munefusa Sobo
Clinging clumps of snow
Weigh heavy on slender branch
Bowing low to Earth
Haiku # 43602 February 5, 2009 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Where are you Ash?
I still laugh at your humorous
Allah a snack bar

And that was years ago
Haiku # 43601 February 5, 2009 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress of You OK?
Life is too short

Mask an ugly heart?
Choosing the right mask helps you
Hide it from mankind

Deep man! DEEP!!!
Haiku # 43600 February 5, 2009 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Insular Haikus
Convey easy understood
Human conditions
Haiku # 43599 February 5, 2009 4:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Give a man a mask
And he will tell you the truth
Oscar Wilde said that
Haiku # 43598 February 5, 2009 12:06 am ET
by rollercoaster
views come through your mind
your mind goes through the motions
things happen and then
Haiku # 43597 February 4, 2009 3:56 pm ET
by pulled in ..move out..close your eyes..remember
mask or learned lessons
art versus maturity
to know is telling...
Haiku # 43596 February 4, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by nature
the first reaction
is always the truthful one
masking one is art
Haiku # 43595 February 4, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by vince
a child reacts
without clear thoughts..and just like
excited people

Haiku # 43594 February 4, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by i am surprised u r surprised
the audience takes
its own issues but never
up on stage themselves

it's all yours guys...
do unclean things, whatever, don't want it
Haiku # 43593 February 4, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
I don't need to look
my brother had it.. best friend
a few teachers..sure
Haiku # 43592 February 4, 2009 11:50 am ET
by world class disease
even better though
fresh air..sunshine..long walk..hugs
that's what I needed



Haiku # 43591 February 4, 2009 11:43 am ET
by i fucked up
the shit hit the wall
then it slighty slathered down
much like a feeling
Haiku # 43590 February 4, 2009 11:37 am ET
by massage/hiot tub/blowjob/sleep..that equals taking two and calling me in the morning
once upon a time
there was empathy, balance
hey baby what's wrong
Haiku # 43589 February 4, 2009 11:33 am ET
by okay..no big deal..move on
Bipolarism
You should look it up online
You seem to have it

www.angelfire.com/journal2/bipolarism/
Haiku # 43588 February 4, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never a couple!!
But I will fuck you
That is "a friends zone"

Or he doesn't fancy you?
Haiku # 43587 February 4, 2009 11:19 am ET
by You choose
this love is my time
essence of speed kissed with waves
takes spirited flight



Haiku # 43586 February 4, 2009 10:48 am ET
by tuesday
lovely then venom
dried up on my teeth once tastes
so good, dried up crust
Haiku # 43585 February 4, 2009 9:50 am ET
by bs
and so like the waves
of the sea, emotions are
tossing and churning

(reminds me of ice
cream makers)
Haiku # 43584 February 4, 2009 9:48 am ET
by bs
You asked why no one
Liked your Bad Haiku's?
Stop looking for approval

I told you now lead your own life
Haiku # 43583 February 4, 2009 6:40 am ET
by Its Haiku of Read "about haiku" see above
felt under my skin
black not very soft but kind
the touch of a shot
Haiku # 43582 February 4, 2009 1:43 am ET
by kim
Groundhog Day is done
Valentine's Day is coming
Every Day is Here
Haiku # 43581 February 3, 2009 11:28 pm ET
by rollercoaster
never ending snow
damn groundhog like the movie
same storm same storm same....
Haiku # 43580 February 3, 2009 9:18 pm ET
by bs
life of the seedling
rescued from the spoiled earth
the gift was given
Haiku # 43579 February 3, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by pink clouds and lol s crosses it makes perfect sense to me
you are kind to a
fool of a man, we weave one
large poem as one
Haiku # 43578 February 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by bs
"i poured my heart out.
it evaporated, see?"
- a ben folds five song
Haiku # 43577 February 3, 2009 2:45 pm ET
by vince
legalism is
counting sounds instead of just
pouring your heart out.

The attempt to fit
focuses and refines, but
is not what matters.
Haiku # 43576 February 3, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by snail considers formal poetry restrictive
Is it normal for
males to have a "friend zone," or
do I have a chance?
Haiku # 43575 February 3, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by snail
no saves, on life left
mario confronts bowser
the dishes can wait
Haiku # 43574 February 3, 2009 2:03 pm ET
by vince
in the end all is
in cycles of lows and highs
and otherwise split
Haiku # 43573 February 3, 2009 1:14 pm ET
by bs
ok snail...remember
legalism and think
scribes and pharisees
Haiku # 43571 February 3, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by bs
oh yes muffy, that
scruffy person talked about
suicides...he didn;t

match the carpeting
oh yes, muffy, we must buy
fashionable haikus

to match our cell phones
Haiku # 43570 February 3, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
I'm capable of
love but I'm stuck in a rut
and can't get out of...
Haiku # 43569 February 3, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bs
in order to know
joy one must I think, confront
not bottle up, hate
Haiku # 43568 February 3, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
suicides are an
expression of sick of the
pain of living death
Haiku # 43567 February 3, 2009 10:53 am ET
by bs
pussies don't want to
get beaten and bullies beat
the shit out of self
Haiku # 43566 February 3, 2009 10:52 am ET
by bs
don't like you people
either, think you're a bunch of
spoiled little rich kids
Haiku # 43565 February 3, 2009 10:46 am ET
by bs
I'd rather be myself
and hated than loved to fit
into someone's mold

let's see your "haiku"
of "hate" and see those are a
part of you too see

the shadow side, the
part that lots of us folks don't
like to see about us

Haiku # 43564 February 3, 2009 10:37 am ET
by bs
Your Haikus aren't liked
Because you're so full of hate
And they run on through

Each five line "Must end"
It should not run on to next
Same with the seven

Occasionally
You show you can do it right!
Then it can be good

No one wants to read such hate!
Haiku # 43563 February 3, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Be gental with yourself and others
You've only to look
Every woman has beauty
And she should be told
Haiku # 43562 February 3, 2009 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
He said that I looked
like a Waterhouse painting
and called me graceful.
Haiku # 43561 February 3, 2009 2:11 am ET
by snail is not used to being flattered
I overheard him
saying he saved my message
just to hear my voice.
Haiku # 43560 February 3, 2009 2:07 am ET
by snail
maybe if he saw
your name on a book he'd want
to destroy it, like

he feels your kind did
him in, destroyed him and seeks
to crucify you
Haiku # 43559 February 3, 2009 1:20 am ET
by bs
maybe someone got
shit in creative circles
and wants to burn books

because of being
taken out of the joy of
making his own crap
Haiku # 43557 February 3, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
maybe i think you're
a bunch of dry, trite, riskless
and old fashioned, dead
Haiku # 43556 February 2, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by bsc
I honestly feel
I could be great but I'm with
these stuffy elitists

nothing I do is
good enough for you, so I
ought chop my hands off
Haiku # 43555 February 2, 2009 11:23 pm ET
by bs