Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

You wanted to know
If you don't like the answer
Don't ask the question
Haiku # 43658, February 13, 2009 3:37 am ET
by Name withheld
These oh so thin walls
Sounds of love making next door
Lonely hotel bed
Haiku # 43657, February 13, 2009 3:29 am ET
by Name withheld
lie and lying still
nights in endless double beds
vast empty ceilings
Haiku # 43656, February 12, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by vince
past, present, future
the tea leaves hold the answer
your hand in my hand
Haiku # 43655, February 12, 2009 10:14 pm ET
by rollercoaster
why not? Your response
is not poetry either
by your reckoning
Haiku # 43654, February 12, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by nombre
Our destiny? Life?
Only we hold our future
In our empty hand
Haiku # 43653, February 12, 2009 10:13 am ET
by William Nippress of Now. Thats profound poetry
Well at least it is
Five seven five in three lines
But poetry? No!
Haiku # 43652, February 12, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Name withheld
five beats in this line
seven beats in this line here
is this poetry?
Haiku # 43651, February 11, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by nombre
Please leave the fan on
You are now used to the smell
But others won't be
Haiku # 43650, February 11, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by chicagosparky
Resumes galore.
Staggering unemployment.
Handjob for ten bucks!
Haiku # 43649, February 11, 2009 11:46 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
Resum
Haiku # 43648, February 11, 2009 11:45 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
The full moon is near
The mirror magnifies the sex
The dancer is queer
Haiku # 43647, February 11, 2009 10:43 am ET
by rollercoaster
Caribbean dream
Tango on the hot boardwalk
Barbados sunshine
Haiku # 43646, February 11, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Summer of 2008
Your face close to mine
Deep searching each other's eyes
Lust near to explode
Haiku # 43645, February 11, 2009 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Dancers have more fun
OMG ru
ROFL?
TTYL!
Haiku # 43644, February 11, 2009 1:23 am ET
by Dylan of SF
Dancing by moonlight
Dancing morning noon and night
Dancing on my grave
Haiku # 43643, February 11, 2009 1:14 am ET
by rollercoaster
beauty within life
dancers take to the airwaves
love around the day
Haiku # 43642, February 10, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by hear.. it does come
zorbas and amy's
lightning mind sights of greatness
this day.. fabulous!!!!!!! XOXOXOX
Haiku # 43641, February 10, 2009 11:26 am ET
by thank you craigs list
The turtle sits still,
Resolute and observant;
Indubitable.
Haiku # 43640, February 10, 2009 2:48 am ET
by Indubitable Turtle of On a Rock
Feet on the planet
Right and left and right no wrong
To dance is to live
Haiku # 43639, February 9, 2009 10:30 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I have yet to meet
his shoulders, his feet have strength
a man who can move
Haiku # 43638, February 9, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by c est la vie and married
it's a good thing to
be "addicted" to because
it shows fools like me

if you're blue and you
needs to put on the ritz then
it's time to dance echo...
Haiku # 43637, February 9, 2009 10:20 am ET
by bs
to join the dance is
so tempting, so awesome I
can only feel some joy

hasidim, you name
it, the sacred twirl, sufi
you done woke me up

(where's the mosh pit?)
Haiku # 43636, February 9, 2009 10:19 am ET
by bs
Devon and Madrid
Then back to Barcelona
Just to dance Tango

You know you're addicted when you cross oceans to dance!
Haiku # 43635, February 9, 2009 7:42 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Can no one ells feel it?
Slowly my feet slide
Intensity of Tango
The music moves me
Haiku # 43634, February 9, 2009 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
We use pseudonyms
As we have something to say
Which's not linked to us
Haiku # 43633, February 9, 2009 7:30 am ET
by Name withheld
A nonentity?
You have used a pseudonym
Maybe you're famous!!!

It's best not to attack others.
Haiku # 43632, February 9, 2009 7:16 am ET
by Name withheld
Who's roller coaster?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43631, February 9, 2009 7:04 am ET
by Name withheld
Rollercoaster's right
OK! But what's you're real name?
Why the pseudonym?

People in glass houses shouldn't through stones! Name withheld

Haiku # 43630, February 9, 2009 5:07 am ET
by See the ridiculousness of what you said?
once the pieces of
a former fractured self are
back together then?
Haiku # 43629, February 8, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs or humpty dumpty
To be truly free
Is to be unashamed
Not so name withheld
Haiku # 43628, February 8, 2009 11:05 am ET
by rollercoaster
Who is name withheld?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43627, February 8, 2009 6:01 am ET
by Tisme
Need inspiration?
For those who travel through life
A struggle unveiled

http://www.journeywords.co.uk/
Haiku # 43626, February 8, 2009 5:52 am ET
by Name witheld
Sneaky thing this "life"
One minute you're young
Then Decrepitude
Haiku # 43625, February 8, 2009 5:28 am ET
by Name witheld
Photograph yourself
The rapid arc of aging
From cradle to grave
Haiku # 43624, February 7, 2009 11:34 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I am where I am
by my own choices so I
have to deal with them
Haiku # 43623, February 7, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by bs
trust me, I feel like
giving up for real but there's
I just can not quit...
Haiku # 43622, February 7, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by bs
I'd give up but I
don't feel I have a choice but
to keep going on
Haiku # 43621, February 7, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by bs
A long road ahead.
But it's the only way there,
home to destiny
Haiku # 43620, February 7, 2009 11:44 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal
Diabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I will "not" give in!!!
Haiku # 43619, February 7, 2009 5:07 am ET
by And Dyslectic of I want no pity
Siabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I "must" not give in!!!
Haiku # 43618, February 7, 2009 5:03 am ET
by Name witheld
Acceptance is not obligatory

we all have problems
Some strive to overcome them
Others just give up
Haiku # 43617, February 7, 2009 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Oars in the water
Thinking better than knowing
The constant rowing
Haiku # 43616, February 7, 2009 1:26 am ET
by rollercoaster
i am a critic
and a pedantic speller
blame my asperger's
Haiku # 43615, February 7, 2009 12:34 am ET
by ash
I'm not a critique
But will praise where praise is due
I admire good work
Haiku # 43614, February 6, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of in case I piss you off
Rollercoaster's good
They get better and better
making me think hard
Haiku # 43613, February 6, 2009 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Love those Bad Haiku
Haiku # 43612, February 6, 2009 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress
A good word painting
Shines through the dull and murky
Brilliant trinket Vince
Haiku # 43611, February 6, 2009 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed your good haiku,s
Mount Madonna Mama
So glad you are back
Haiku # 43610, February 6, 2009 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
When an adult cries
It becomes problematic
in front of a child
Haiku # 43609, February 5, 2009 9:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster
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