Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
You wanted to know
If you don't like the answer
Don't ask the question
Haiku # 43658 February 13, 2009 3:37 am ET
by Name withheld
These oh so thin walls
Sounds of love making next door
Lonely hotel bed
Haiku # 43657 February 13, 2009 3:29 am ET
by Name withheld
lie and lying still
nights in endless double beds
vast empty ceilings
Haiku # 43656 February 12, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by vince
past, present, future
the tea leaves hold the answer
your hand in my hand
Haiku # 43655 February 12, 2009 10:14 pm ET
by rollercoaster
why not? Your response
is not poetry either
by your reckoning
Haiku # 43654 February 12, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by nombre
Our destiny? Life?
Only we hold our future
In our empty hand
Haiku # 43653 February 12, 2009 10:13 am ET
by William Nippress of Now. Thats profound poetry
Well at least it is
Five seven five in three lines
But poetry? No!
Haiku # 43652 February 12, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Name withheld
five beats in this line
seven beats in this line here
is this poetry?
Haiku # 43651 February 11, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by nombre
Please leave the fan on
You are now used to the smell
But others won't be
Haiku # 43650 February 11, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by chicagosparky
Resumes galore.
Staggering unemployment.
Handjob for ten bucks!
Haiku # 43649 February 11, 2009 11:46 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
Resum
Haiku # 43648 February 11, 2009 11:45 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
The full moon is near
The mirror magnifies the sex
The dancer is queer
Haiku # 43647 February 11, 2009 10:43 am ET
by rollercoaster
Caribbean dream
Tango on the hot boardwalk
Barbados sunshine
Haiku # 43646 February 11, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Summer of 2008
Your face close to mine
Deep searching each other's eyes
Lust near to explode
Haiku # 43645 February 11, 2009 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Dancers have more fun
OMG ru
ROFL?
TTYL!
Haiku # 43644 February 11, 2009 1:23 am ET
by Dylan of SF
Dancing by moonlight
Dancing morning noon and night
Dancing on my grave
Haiku # 43643 February 11, 2009 1:14 am ET
by rollercoaster
beauty within life
dancers take to the airwaves
love around the day
Haiku # 43642 February 10, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by hear.. it does come
zorbas and amy's
lightning mind sights of greatness
this day.. fabulous!!!!!!! XOXOXOX
Haiku # 43641 February 10, 2009 11:26 am ET
by thank you craigs list
The turtle sits still,
Resolute and observant;
Indubitable.
Haiku # 43640 February 10, 2009 2:48 am ET
by Indubitable Turtle of On a Rock
Feet on the planet
Right and left and right no wrong
To dance is to live
Haiku # 43639 February 9, 2009 10:30 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I have yet to meet
his shoulders, his feet have strength
a man who can move
Haiku # 43638 February 9, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by c est la vie and married
it's a good thing to
be "addicted" to because
it shows fools like me

if you're blue and you
needs to put on the ritz then
it's time to dance echo...
Haiku # 43637 February 9, 2009 10:20 am ET
by bs
to join the dance is
so tempting, so awesome I
can only feel some joy

hasidim, you name
it, the sacred twirl, sufi
you done woke me up

(where's the mosh pit?)
Haiku # 43636 February 9, 2009 10:19 am ET
by bs
Devon and Madrid
Then back to Barcelona
Just to dance Tango

You know you're addicted when you cross oceans to dance!
Haiku # 43635 February 9, 2009 7:42 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Can no one ells feel it?
Slowly my feet slide
Intensity of Tango
The music moves me
Haiku # 43634 February 9, 2009 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
We use pseudonyms
As we have something to say
Which's not linked to us
Haiku # 43633 February 9, 2009 7:30 am ET
by Name withheld
A nonentity?
You have used a pseudonym
Maybe you're famous!!!

It's best not to attack others.
Haiku # 43632 February 9, 2009 7:16 am ET
by Name withheld
Who's roller coaster?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43631 February 9, 2009 7:04 am ET
by Name withheld
Rollercoaster's right
OK! But what's you're real name?
Why the pseudonym?

People in glass houses shouldn't through stones! Name withheld

Haiku # 43630 February 9, 2009 5:07 am ET
by See the ridiculousness of what you said?
once the pieces of
a former fractured self are
back together then?
Haiku # 43629 February 8, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs or humpty dumpty
To be truly free
Is to be unashamed
Not so name withheld
Haiku # 43628 February 8, 2009 11:05 am ET
by rollercoaster
Who is name withheld?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43627 February 8, 2009 6:01 am ET
by Tisme
Need inspiration?
For those who travel through life
A struggle unveiled

http://www.journeywords.co.uk/
Haiku # 43626 February 8, 2009 5:52 am ET
by Name witheld
Sneaky thing this "life"
One minute you're young
Then Decrepitude
Haiku # 43625 February 8, 2009 5:28 am ET
by Name witheld
Photograph yourself
The rapid arc of aging
From cradle to grave
Haiku # 43624 February 7, 2009 11:34 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I am where I am
by my own choices so I
have to deal with them
Haiku # 43623 February 7, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by bs
trust me, I feel like
giving up for real but there's
I just can not quit...
Haiku # 43622 February 7, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by bs
I'd give up but I
don't feel I have a choice but
to keep going on
Haiku # 43621 February 7, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by bs
A long road ahead.
But it's the only way there,
home to destiny
Haiku # 43620 February 7, 2009 11:44 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal
Diabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I will "not" give in!!!
Haiku # 43619 February 7, 2009 5:07 am ET
by And Dyslectic of I want no pity
Siabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I "must" not give in!!!
Haiku # 43618 February 7, 2009 5:03 am ET
by Name witheld
Acceptance is not obligatory

we all have problems
Some strive to overcome them
Others just give up
Haiku # 43617 February 7, 2009 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Oars in the water
Thinking better than knowing
The constant rowing
Haiku # 43616 February 7, 2009 1:26 am ET
by rollercoaster
i am a critic
and a pedantic speller
blame my asperger's
Haiku # 43615 February 7, 2009 12:34 am ET
by ash
I'm not a critique
But will praise where praise is due
I admire good work
Haiku # 43614 February 6, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of in case I piss you off
Rollercoaster's good
They get better and better
making me think hard
Haiku # 43613 February 6, 2009 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Love those Bad Haiku
Haiku # 43612 February 6, 2009 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress
A good word painting
Shines through the dull and murky
Brilliant trinket Vince
Haiku # 43611 February 6, 2009 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Missed your good haiku,s
Mount Madonna Mama
So glad you are back
Haiku # 43610 February 6, 2009 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
When an adult cries
It becomes problematic
in front of a child
Haiku # 43609 February 5, 2009 9:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster