Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

knotted up so tight
spaghetti is on my fork
i CAN swallow it
Haiku # 43685, February 18, 2009 1:57 am ET
by down she goes
A fork in the road
No knot can untie itself
Follow the footprints
Haiku # 43684, February 18, 2009 1:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
the road to nowhere
that metaphorical life
littered with false signs
Haiku # 43683, February 17, 2009 2:45 am ET
by ash
with nowhere to go
all signs have been run over
the detours suck too
Haiku # 43682, February 17, 2009 2:05 am ET
by jwalker
cigarette in hand
thoughts escape in veils of smoke
where words would have been
Haiku # 43681, February 17, 2009 1:17 am ET
by vince
You want too little
If you hurry we'll be late
Distances will shrink
Haiku # 43680, February 16, 2009 11:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I will wear short sleeves
on purpose so our arms touch
while we are dancing.
Haiku # 43679, February 16, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by snail is contact starved
YouTube video,
his folks called me sweet but still
said he couldn't come.
Haiku # 43678, February 16, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by snail may never meet him
Just how does that work?
I'm touchy feely person
Long distance can't work
Haiku # 43677, February 16, 2009 2:50 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
My escapism
Attending Tango Mango
Week of Tango bliss
Haiku # 43676, February 16, 2009 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
mixed up thrill mystique
crazy aspiration crush
my own weird science
Haiku # 43675, February 15, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by a little of this a little of that
When push comes to shove
Desire rules the senses
Cyber space will do
Haiku # 43674, February 15, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
true blood of life love
desire, lust and frenzy
her informal stash
Haiku # 43673, February 15, 2009 11:27 am ET
by agony
Although salt tastes good
Nothing can withstand the tide
Push my way upstream
Haiku # 43672, February 15, 2009 10:30 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
salt water river
sensing the complexities
imagine the thrill
Haiku # 43671, February 15, 2009 9:50 am ET
by rollercoaster
An idealistic
ethereal relationship?
Real life cannot match!
Haiku # 43670, February 15, 2009 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress of Dreams and actuality
Passionate as hell
Keeping a tender distance
Always in control
Haiku # 43669, February 15, 2009 2:48 am ET
by rollercoaster
Haiku # 43668, February 14, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by 222 of 222
I want to announce
valentine's day real swell.
I needed today
Haiku # 43667, February 14, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Symmetrical touch
William you sense the real thing
Proportions in reach
Haiku # 43666, February 14, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Thanks for the offer
Hand in hand rollercoaster
It's a nice gesture

I assume it was for me or was it metaphor?

Haiku # 43665, February 14, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought where's Lush gone?
But I see he's back, relaxed!
Not at all "uptight"!
Haiku # 43664, February 14, 2009 5:49 am ET
by Missed you of But not in this mood!
short of some magic
matter is conserved, and thrust
absent will or chance
Haiku # 43663, February 14, 2009 12:42 am ET
by Lush
all that is egress
'twas once a la mode ingress
re: laws of matter
Haiku # 43662, February 14, 2009 12:39 am ET
by Lush
the shite that doth reel
from these shite reeling fingers
'tis fertilizer
Haiku # 43661, February 14, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
what syndrome defines
or circumscribes mine lather
necessary voice
Haiku # 43660, February 14, 2009 12:33 am ET
by Lush
inside own asshole
asperger's or OCD
no excuse, a launch
Haiku # 43659, February 14, 2009 12:32 am ET
by Lush
You wanted to know
If you don't like the answer
Don't ask the question
Haiku # 43658, February 13, 2009 3:37 am ET
by Name withheld
These oh so thin walls
Sounds of love making next door
Lonely hotel bed
Haiku # 43657, February 13, 2009 3:29 am ET
by Name withheld
lie and lying still
nights in endless double beds
vast empty ceilings
Haiku # 43656, February 12, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by vince
past, present, future
the tea leaves hold the answer
your hand in my hand
Haiku # 43655, February 12, 2009 10:14 pm ET
by rollercoaster
why not? Your response
is not poetry either
by your reckoning
Haiku # 43654, February 12, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by nombre
Our destiny? Life?
Only we hold our future
In our empty hand
Haiku # 43653, February 12, 2009 10:13 am ET
by William Nippress of Now. Thats profound poetry
Well at least it is
Five seven five in three lines
But poetry? No!
Haiku # 43652, February 12, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Name withheld
five beats in this line
seven beats in this line here
is this poetry?
Haiku # 43651, February 11, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by nombre
Please leave the fan on
You are now used to the smell
But others won't be
Haiku # 43650, February 11, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by chicagosparky
Resumes galore.
Staggering unemployment.
Handjob for ten bucks!
Haiku # 43649, February 11, 2009 11:46 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
Resum
Haiku # 43648, February 11, 2009 11:45 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
The full moon is near
The mirror magnifies the sex
The dancer is queer
Haiku # 43647, February 11, 2009 10:43 am ET
by rollercoaster
Caribbean dream
Tango on the hot boardwalk
Barbados sunshine
Haiku # 43646, February 11, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Summer of 2008
Your face close to mine
Deep searching each other's eyes
Lust near to explode
Haiku # 43645, February 11, 2009 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Dancers have more fun
OMG ru
ROFL?
TTYL!
Haiku # 43644, February 11, 2009 1:23 am ET
by Dylan of SF
Dancing by moonlight
Dancing morning noon and night
Dancing on my grave
Haiku # 43643, February 11, 2009 1:14 am ET
by rollercoaster
beauty within life
dancers take to the airwaves
love around the day
Haiku # 43642, February 10, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by hear.. it does come
zorbas and amy's
lightning mind sights of greatness
this day.. fabulous!!!!!!! XOXOXOX
Haiku # 43641, February 10, 2009 11:26 am ET
by thank you craigs list
The turtle sits still,
Resolute and observant;
Indubitable.
Haiku # 43640, February 10, 2009 2:48 am ET
by Indubitable Turtle of On a Rock
Feet on the planet
Right and left and right no wrong
To dance is to live
Haiku # 43639, February 9, 2009 10:30 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I have yet to meet
his shoulders, his feet have strength
a man who can move
Haiku # 43638, February 9, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by c est la vie and married
it's a good thing to
be "addicted" to because
it shows fools like me

if you're blue and you
needs to put on the ritz then
it's time to dance echo...
Haiku # 43637, February 9, 2009 10:20 am ET
by bs
to join the dance is
so tempting, so awesome I
can only feel some joy

hasidim, you name
it, the sacred twirl, sufi
you done woke me up

(where's the mosh pit?)
Haiku # 43636, February 9, 2009 10:19 am ET
by bs
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