Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
what syndrome defines
or circumscribes mine lather
necessary voice
Haiku # 43660 February 14, 2009 12:33 am ET
by Lush
inside own asshole
asperger's or OCD
no excuse, a launch
Haiku # 43659 February 14, 2009 12:32 am ET
by Lush
You wanted to know
If you don't like the answer
Don't ask the question
Haiku # 43658 February 13, 2009 3:37 am ET
by Name withheld
These oh so thin walls
Sounds of love making next door
Lonely hotel bed
Haiku # 43657 February 13, 2009 3:29 am ET
by Name withheld
lie and lying still
nights in endless double beds
vast empty ceilings
Haiku # 43656 February 12, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by vince
past, present, future
the tea leaves hold the answer
your hand in my hand
Haiku # 43655 February 12, 2009 10:14 pm ET
by rollercoaster
why not? Your response
is not poetry either
by your reckoning
Haiku # 43654 February 12, 2009 4:56 pm ET
by nombre
Our destiny? Life?
Only we hold our future
In our empty hand
Haiku # 43653 February 12, 2009 10:13 am ET
by William Nippress of Now. Thats profound poetry
Well at least it is
Five seven five in three lines
But poetry? No!
Haiku # 43652 February 12, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Name withheld
five beats in this line
seven beats in this line here
is this poetry?
Haiku # 43651 February 11, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by nombre
Please leave the fan on
You are now used to the smell
But others won't be
Haiku # 43650 February 11, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by chicagosparky
Resumes galore.
Staggering unemployment.
Handjob for ten bucks!
Haiku # 43649 February 11, 2009 11:46 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
Resum
Haiku # 43648 February 11, 2009 11:45 am ET
by - mj of los angeles, ca
The full moon is near
The mirror magnifies the sex
The dancer is queer
Haiku # 43647 February 11, 2009 10:43 am ET
by rollercoaster
Caribbean dream
Tango on the hot boardwalk
Barbados sunshine
Haiku # 43646 February 11, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Summer of 2008
Your face close to mine
Deep searching each other's eyes
Lust near to explode
Haiku # 43645 February 11, 2009 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress of Dancers have more fun
OMG ru
ROFL?
TTYL!
Haiku # 43644 February 11, 2009 1:23 am ET
by Dylan of SF
Dancing by moonlight
Dancing morning noon and night
Dancing on my grave
Haiku # 43643 February 11, 2009 1:14 am ET
by rollercoaster
beauty within life
dancers take to the airwaves
love around the day
Haiku # 43642 February 10, 2009 1:17 pm ET
by hear.. it does come
zorbas and amy's
lightning mind sights of greatness
this day.. fabulous!!!!!!! XOXOXOX
Haiku # 43641 February 10, 2009 11:26 am ET
by thank you craigs list
The turtle sits still,
Resolute and observant;
Indubitable.
Haiku # 43640 February 10, 2009 2:48 am ET
by Indubitable Turtle of On a Rock
Feet on the planet
Right and left and right no wrong
To dance is to live
Haiku # 43639 February 9, 2009 10:30 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I have yet to meet
his shoulders, his feet have strength
a man who can move
Haiku # 43638 February 9, 2009 3:57 pm ET
by c est la vie and married
it's a good thing to
be "addicted" to because
it shows fools like me

if you're blue and you
needs to put on the ritz then
it's time to dance echo...
Haiku # 43637 February 9, 2009 10:20 am ET
by bs
to join the dance is
so tempting, so awesome I
can only feel some joy

hasidim, you name
it, the sacred twirl, sufi
you done woke me up

(where's the mosh pit?)
Haiku # 43636 February 9, 2009 10:19 am ET
by bs
Devon and Madrid
Then back to Barcelona
Just to dance Tango

You know you're addicted when you cross oceans to dance!
Haiku # 43635 February 9, 2009 7:42 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Can no one ells feel it?
Slowly my feet slide
Intensity of Tango
The music moves me
Haiku # 43634 February 9, 2009 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
We use pseudonyms
As we have something to say
Which's not linked to us
Haiku # 43633 February 9, 2009 7:30 am ET
by Name withheld
A nonentity?
You have used a pseudonym
Maybe you're famous!!!

It's best not to attack others.
Haiku # 43632 February 9, 2009 7:16 am ET
by Name withheld
Who's roller coaster?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43631 February 9, 2009 7:04 am ET
by Name withheld
Rollercoaster's right
OK! But what's you're real name?
Why the pseudonym?

People in glass houses shouldn't through stones! Name withheld

Haiku # 43630 February 9, 2009 5:07 am ET
by See the ridiculousness of what you said?
once the pieces of
a former fractured self are
back together then?
Haiku # 43629 February 8, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs or humpty dumpty
To be truly free
Is to be unashamed
Not so name withheld
Haiku # 43628 February 8, 2009 11:05 am ET
by rollercoaster
Who is name withheld?
Is he a man or a woman?
Of cause, he's a man!
Haiku # 43627 February 8, 2009 6:01 am ET
by Tisme
Need inspiration?
For those who travel through life
A struggle unveiled

http://www.journeywords.co.uk/
Haiku # 43626 February 8, 2009 5:52 am ET
by Name witheld
Sneaky thing this "life"
One minute you're young
Then Decrepitude
Haiku # 43625 February 8, 2009 5:28 am ET
by Name witheld
Photograph yourself
The rapid arc of aging
From cradle to grave
Haiku # 43624 February 7, 2009 11:34 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I am where I am
by my own choices so I
have to deal with them
Haiku # 43623 February 7, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by bs
trust me, I feel like
giving up for real but there's
I just can not quit...
Haiku # 43622 February 7, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by bs
I'd give up but I
don't feel I have a choice but
to keep going on
Haiku # 43621 February 7, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by bs
A long road ahead.
But it's the only way there,
home to destiny
Haiku # 43620 February 7, 2009 11:44 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal
Diabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I will "not" give in!!!
Haiku # 43619 February 7, 2009 5:07 am ET
by And Dyslectic of I want no pity
Siabetes, Stroke
Widower and a father
I "must" not give in!!!
Haiku # 43618 February 7, 2009 5:03 am ET
by Name witheld
Acceptance is not obligatory

we all have problems
Some strive to overcome them
Others just give up
Haiku # 43617 February 7, 2009 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Oars in the water
Thinking better than knowing
The constant rowing
Haiku # 43616 February 7, 2009 1:26 am ET
by rollercoaster
i am a critic
and a pedantic speller
blame my asperger's
Haiku # 43615 February 7, 2009 12:34 am ET
by ash
I'm not a critique
But will praise where praise is due
I admire good work
Haiku # 43614 February 6, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of in case I piss you off
Rollercoaster's good
They get better and better
making me think hard
Haiku # 43613 February 6, 2009 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Love those Bad Haiku
Haiku # 43612 February 6, 2009 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress
A good word painting
Shines through the dull and murky
Brilliant trinket Vince
Haiku # 43611 February 6, 2009 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress