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27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710, February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709, February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708, February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707, February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706, February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705, February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
happy to announce
my plumbing's all in order
baby on the way
Haiku # 43704, February 23, 2009 1:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
first you need to find
the truth behind Jesus Christ
to answer that one
Haiku # 43703, February 23, 2009 12:48 am ET
by back to the beginning o Hebrew
Hateful Christian folks
Voted to ban gay marriage
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 43702, February 22, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class America
slightly prudish fun
wearing a pretty thin shirt
opening freezer door
Haiku # 43701, February 22, 2009 6:50 pm ET
by then putting on a sweater
Nah, I was joking.
I am unlikely to get
sexual with him.
Haiku # 43700, February 22, 2009 6:08 pm ET
by snail is slightly prudish until committed, then kinky as fuck
at lest you think so
what if after you meet him
you find..he's tongueless
Haiku # 43699, February 22, 2009 10:34 am ET
by wellya never know
I ache for him to
probe my receptive body
gently with his tongue.
Haiku # 43698, February 22, 2009 3:08 am ET
by snail
maybe you'll hold hands
get face close//breathy lip touch
enjoy a nice whisper
Haiku # 43697, February 22, 2009 1:41 am ET
by heavy petting
My mind whirls with thoughts
of prolonged skin contact with
someone who loves me.
Haiku # 43696, February 21, 2009 9:03 pm ET
by snail
excited for you
it could go well.. could go bad
how shall you dare smell?
Haiku # 43695, February 21, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by good luck
I'm excited now
to finally meet the one
I flirt with online.
Haiku # 43694, February 21, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by snail
Sleep alone tonight
Just like every other
I hate the whole world.
Haiku # 43693, February 21, 2009 9:32 am ET
by nombre
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43692, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
e stands still when I dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43691, February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
interest aroused
finely something so just right
finally..to bed
Haiku # 43690, February 21, 2009 2:37 am ET
by sweetsweetsweetsweetsweet
sleeping tight tonight
the cow jumped over the moon
what time is it there?
Haiku # 43689, February 21, 2009 2:33 am ET
by rollercoaster
coffee-stained flowcharts
strings of codes populate screens
mind strays on surf foam
Haiku # 43688, February 19, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
Plucked strings and wave spray,
wet sand between naked toes,
light moves on water.
Haiku # 43687, February 19, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
i'm tied by no knot
but there are ties i know not
held by homonyms
Haiku # 43686, February 18, 2009 10:19 pm ET
by ash
knotted up so tight
spaghetti is on my fork
i CAN swallow it
Haiku # 43685, February 18, 2009 1:57 am ET
by down she goes
A fork in the road
No knot can untie itself
Follow the footprints
Haiku # 43684, February 18, 2009 1:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
the road to nowhere
that metaphorical life
littered with false signs
Haiku # 43683, February 17, 2009 2:45 am ET
by ash
with nowhere to go
all signs have been run over
the detours suck too
Haiku # 43682, February 17, 2009 2:05 am ET
by jwalker
cigarette in hand
thoughts escape in veils of smoke
where words would have been
Haiku # 43681, February 17, 2009 1:17 am ET
by vince
You want too little
If you hurry we'll be late
Distances will shrink
Haiku # 43680, February 16, 2009 11:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
I will wear short sleeves
on purpose so our arms touch
while we are dancing.
Haiku # 43679, February 16, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by snail is contact starved
YouTube video,
his folks called me sweet but still
said he couldn't come.
Haiku # 43678, February 16, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by snail may never meet him
Just how does that work?
I'm touchy feely person
Long distance can't work
Haiku # 43677, February 16, 2009 2:50 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
My escapism
Attending Tango Mango
Week of Tango bliss
Haiku # 43676, February 16, 2009 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
mixed up thrill mystique
crazy aspiration crush
my own weird science
Haiku # 43675, February 15, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by a little of this a little of that
When push comes to shove
Desire rules the senses
Cyber space will do
Haiku # 43674, February 15, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by rollercoaster
true blood of life love
desire, lust and frenzy
her informal stash
Haiku # 43673, February 15, 2009 11:27 am ET
by agony
Although salt tastes good
Nothing can withstand the tide
Push my way upstream
Haiku # 43672, February 15, 2009 10:30 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
salt water river
sensing the complexities
imagine the thrill
Haiku # 43671, February 15, 2009 9:50 am ET
by rollercoaster
An idealistic
ethereal relationship?
Real life cannot match!
Haiku # 43670, February 15, 2009 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress of Dreams and actuality
Passionate as hell
Keeping a tender distance
Always in control
Haiku # 43669, February 15, 2009 2:48 am ET
by rollercoaster
Haiku # 43668, February 14, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by 222 of 222
I want to announce
valentine's day real swell.
I needed today
Haiku # 43667, February 14, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Symmetrical touch
William you sense the real thing
Proportions in reach
Haiku # 43666, February 14, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Thanks for the offer
Hand in hand rollercoaster
It's a nice gesture

I assume it was for me or was it metaphor?

Haiku # 43665, February 14, 2009 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought where's Lush gone?
But I see he's back, relaxed!
Not at all "uptight"!
Haiku # 43664, February 14, 2009 5:49 am ET
by Missed you of But not in this mood!
short of some magic
matter is conserved, and thrust
absent will or chance
Haiku # 43663, February 14, 2009 12:42 am ET
by Lush
all that is egress
'twas once a la mode ingress
re: laws of matter
Haiku # 43662, February 14, 2009 12:39 am ET
by Lush
the shite that doth reel
from these shite reeling fingers
'tis fertilizer
Haiku # 43661, February 14, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
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