Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737 February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736 February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735 February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734 February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733 February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732 February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731 February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730 February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729 February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha
You just get better
To the Point and funny too
Well-done Vince! Well done
Haiku # 43728 February 25, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I have too many
sins to confess. We'd be here
for quite a long time.
Haiku # 43727 February 25, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by snail
confessed all my sins
expecting a lightning bolt
with my name on it
Haiku # 43726 February 25, 2009 11:57 am ET
by vince
Oh, if you don't know
Kigo is a season word
that Haiku must have.
Haiku # 43725 February 25, 2009 9:03 am ET
by Jay
Kigo-less Haiku
puts a new spring in my step
Damn! that's a season
Haiku # 43724 February 25, 2009 8:55 am ET
by Jay
Life can be lonely!
Yopu have to meet people who
Have a zest for life!
Haiku # 43723 February 25, 2009 4:12 am ET
by Take up dancing of snail will back me up
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Haiku # 43722 February 24, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by charist of philippines
nobody to think nobody to care nobody to talk
Haiku # 43721 February 24, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by riegley of philippines
kaskjf a; a lgkh aik jgd faf hgkaj ljkdh
Haiku # 43720 February 24, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by sad gas sad of as as as
Nobody to love
Nobody to care about
Nobody to share
Haiku # 43719 February 24, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
appreciated
I'm so glad you like dancing
There's nothing like it
Haiku # 43718 February 24, 2009 2:50 pm ET
by Tisme of smell of a woman
thirteen infections
all are precise and so smart
no doctor please no
Haiku # 43717 February 24, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by baba-aloniia
make sure you yoga
qualities for better dance
and better sex too
Haiku # 43716 February 24, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by next move
The latest move we
learned in dance class was such a
distracting turn-on!
Haiku # 43715 February 24, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by snail wears short sleeves on purpose
I relate to the
raw sensuality of
being close, dancing.
Haiku # 43714 February 24, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail appreciates those poems
it's so fucking hot
rivulets of sweat collect
like a repo man
Haiku # 43713 February 24, 2009 7:05 am ET
by ash
Your arms around me
Holding me close when we dance
Steal a kiss! My dream!
Haiku # 43712 February 24, 2009 3:49 am ET
by The smell of a woman
My face close to yours
I feel the warmth of your neck
I long to kiss you
Haiku # 43711 February 24, 2009 3:44 am ET
by The smell of a woman
When i hold you close
Inhale your womanly smell
It's driving me mad
Haiku # 43710 February 24, 2009 3:39 am ET
by Its the smell of a woman
it hasn't happened??
I thought you would know by now
keep the positive
Haiku # 43709 February 23, 2009 7:35 pm ET
by half full
The time approaches.
I'll soon know whether we are
incompatible.
Haiku # 43708 February 23, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail
Sensuality
Unadulterated week
The Tango mango
Haiku # 43707 February 23, 2009 7:00 am ET
by Eyes back Dreams and actuality of Tired but happy
slumdog millionaire
utterly underserving
but the kids were cute
Haiku # 43706 February 23, 2009 1:30 am ET
by fingerfood of pl
boy or girl, who knows?
hoping nothing in between
find out soonish
Haiku # 43705 February 23, 2009 1:25 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
happy to announce
my plumbing's all in order
baby on the way
Haiku # 43704 February 23, 2009 1:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
first you need to find
the truth behind Jesus Christ
to answer that one
Haiku # 43703 February 23, 2009 12:48 am ET
by back to the beginning o Hebrew
Hateful Christian folks
Voted to ban gay marriage
What would Jesus do?
Haiku # 43702 February 22, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by Chopmeat of Middle Class America
slightly prudish fun
wearing a pretty thin shirt
opening freezer door
Haiku # 43701 February 22, 2009 6:50 pm ET
by then putting on a sweater
Nah, I was joking.
I am unlikely to get
sexual with him.
Haiku # 43700 February 22, 2009 6:08 pm ET
by snail is slightly prudish until committed, then kinky as fuck
at lest you think so
what if after you meet him
you find..he's tongueless
Haiku # 43699 February 22, 2009 10:34 am ET
by wellya never know
I ache for him to
probe my receptive body
gently with his tongue.
Haiku # 43698 February 22, 2009 3:08 am ET
by snail
maybe you'll hold hands
get face close//breathy lip touch
enjoy a nice whisper
Haiku # 43697 February 22, 2009 1:41 am ET
by heavy petting
My mind whirls with thoughts
of prolonged skin contact with
someone who loves me.
Haiku # 43696 February 21, 2009 9:03 pm ET
by snail
excited for you
it could go well.. could go bad
how shall you dare smell?
Haiku # 43695 February 21, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by good luck
I'm excited now
to finally meet the one
I flirt with online.
Haiku # 43694 February 21, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by snail
Sleep alone tonight
Just like every other
I hate the whole world.
Haiku # 43693 February 21, 2009 9:32 am ET
by nombre
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43692 February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
The question is wrong
My time stands still when i dance
e stands still when I dance
I dance all this week
Haiku # 43691 February 21, 2009 5:24 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
interest aroused
finely something so just right
finally..to bed
Haiku # 43690 February 21, 2009 2:37 am ET
by sweetsweetsweetsweetsweet
sleeping tight tonight
the cow jumped over the moon
what time is it there?
Haiku # 43689 February 21, 2009 2:33 am ET
by rollercoaster
coffee-stained flowcharts
strings of codes populate screens
mind strays on surf foam
Haiku # 43688 February 19, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince