Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Linda emails me
"Come dance tango with me
I'll wear long lace gloves"

Who could refuse? Not I. She's blond and beautiful
Haiku # 43778 March 5, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So infrequently
Comes leaving words of wisdom
Phantom of the fire
Haiku # 43777 March 5, 2009 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress of Ash Appreciation society
Self-dergadation
Ability to insult
Comes in many forms

Try it on a real woman moo?
Haiku # 43776 March 5, 2009 4:22 am ET
by Tisme
i will be your slob
instead of wiping my ass
i'll sit on your face
Haiku # 43775 March 4, 2009 7:52 pm ET
by moo
He is not concerned
about my room being neat.
He'd lie in clothes piles.
Haiku # 43774 March 3, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by snail delights in his being a slob, but tidies up anyhow
lost time, lost chances
lost connection, lost colours
hello? well you know
Haiku # 43773 March 3, 2009 11:47 am ET
by vince of vagueness
No thanks, my dear Moo!
I'd rather have a biscuit
and a cup of tea.
Haiku # 43772 March 3, 2009 9:57 am ET
by Jay
Long distance rapport
Cyber sex is merely words
Satisfactory?
Haiku # 43771 March 3, 2009 5:29 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
"Inadequate men"
"Moo" has to humiliate
To feel like a man

Think of moo's poor mum how sad he must feel!
Haiku # 43770 March 3, 2009 4:49 am ET
by Tisme
Ash is right, stand up!
Don't make yourself vulnerable
Don't accept your place
Haiku # 43769 March 3, 2009 4:44 am ET
by Tisme
Pillows holding hands
Sheets without a reason why
Emptiness abounds
Haiku # 43768 March 2, 2009 11:50 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Moo, if you want it
then it isn't really rape.
You wish for hatred?
Haiku # 43767 March 2, 2009 7:57 pm ET
by snail
feel free to rape me
my body is your canvas
splatter me with hate
Haiku # 43766 March 2, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by moo
you can't change the past
but you can throw it away
all it takes is you
Haiku # 43765 March 2, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by ash
envious street bum
eyes the dog and its owner
cursing its fleece coat
Haiku # 43764 March 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
My own sins are much
harder to forgive than what
others did to me.
Haiku # 43763 March 2, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by snail has her own reasons
Why am I messed up?
My rapist ex-mate fucked more
than just my body.
Haiku # 43762 March 2, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail the basketcase
I wanted to break
the neck of someone in a
bookstore I knew not
Haiku # 43761 March 2, 2009 10:55 am ET
by bs
You're inteligent
You're also articulate
Why you so messed-up?

Snail watcher
Why you so messed up?
Haiku # 43760 March 2, 2009 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl in my head
throws tantrums at the evil
twin in the mirror.
Haiku # 43759 March 1, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by snail
I pour a new self
into empty air where I
cannot corrupt it.
Haiku # 43758 March 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by snail
My shawls are the loops
in my writing, things that hide
all that feels naked.
Haiku # 43757 March 1, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by snail
bleary eyes and head
48 hours without sleep
oh! for a soft bed.
Haiku # 43756 March 1, 2009 2:35 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
An answer for you
Looking Up At One Thirteen
Arizona time
Haiku # 43755 March 1, 2009 1:56 am ET
by rollercoaster
My aunt just flaked out.
Now who will pick up my friend
at the airport. *sigh*
Haiku # 43754 February 28, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by snail
time is running out...
will I be senselessly drunk
this time tomorrow?
Haiku # 43753 February 28, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
project going live,
lurching - crisis to crisis
fingers and toes crossed
Haiku # 43752 February 28, 2009 10:31 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
Time to shower!
Must go a massage awaits.
Lucky! Lucky man! That's me!
Haiku # 43751 February 28, 2009 3:58 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
A question for you!
Looking up at one thirteen
What time is it there?
Haiku # 43750 February 28, 2009 3:25 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
Looking up not down
Crescent moon and star venus
The Sky tells the truth
Haiku # 43749 February 28, 2009 1:13 am ET
by rollercoaster
when you get too old
bitterness sets in the blood
takes away the fun
Haiku # 43748 February 27, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by ya just cant cheapin a good ol feelin
I feel like I wish
I knew now what I didn't
know then, yup...old line
Haiku # 43747 February 27, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
When you get too old
Moonlight so kind on the face
and candle light too
Haiku # 43746 February 27, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by Wholesale love
penny makes a splash
reflecting jagged moonlight
on a lonely face
Haiku # 43745 February 27, 2009 11:34 am ET
by vince
love on sale at sam's
club, not so pricey, 12 for
12 bucks each, I die

then they get it
Haiku # 43744 February 27, 2009 11:27 am ET
by bs
well, why not...I'm not
a go with the flow kind of
person, just fighting

besides here, what I
do everyone says something
bad so sink it all
Haiku # 43743 February 27, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs
You're trying too hard
You come accross as someone
Desperate to be loved
Haiku # 43742 February 27, 2009 10:45 am ET
by Wholesale love
we build up a feel
based on experience on
how others do act
Haiku # 43741 February 26, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by bs
essential thoughts in
a few words in these small
bits of poetry
Haiku # 43740 February 26, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I can tell that he
will be antagonistic
even if I win.
Haiku # 43739 February 26, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail has second thoughts
what is the will of
time and space when I hear some
say it will all end
Haiku # 43738 February 26, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by bs
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737 February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736 February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735 February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734 February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733 February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732 February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731 February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730 February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729 February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha