Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Pillows holding hands
Sheets without a reason why
Emptiness abounds
Haiku # 43768, March 2, 2009 11:50 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Moo, if you want it
then it isn't really rape.
You wish for hatred?
Haiku # 43767, March 2, 2009 7:57 pm ET
by snail
feel free to rape me
my body is your canvas
splatter me with hate
Haiku # 43766, March 2, 2009 6:25 pm ET
by moo
you can't change the past
but you can throw it away
all it takes is you
Haiku # 43765, March 2, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by ash
envious street bum
eyes the dog and its owner
cursing its fleece coat
Haiku # 43764, March 2, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
My own sins are much
harder to forgive than what
others did to me.
Haiku # 43763, March 2, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by snail has her own reasons
Why am I messed up?
My rapist ex-mate fucked more
than just my body.
Haiku # 43762, March 2, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by snail the basketcase
I wanted to break
the neck of someone in a
bookstore I knew not
Haiku # 43761, March 2, 2009 10:55 am ET
by bs
You're inteligent
You're also articulate
Why you so messed-up?

Snail watcher
Why you so messed up?
Haiku # 43760, March 2, 2009 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl in my head
throws tantrums at the evil
twin in the mirror.
Haiku # 43759, March 1, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by snail
I pour a new self
into empty air where I
cannot corrupt it.
Haiku # 43758, March 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by snail
My shawls are the loops
in my writing, things that hide
all that feels naked.
Haiku # 43757, March 1, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by snail
bleary eyes and head
48 hours without sleep
oh! for a soft bed.
Haiku # 43756, March 1, 2009 2:35 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
An answer for you
Looking Up At One Thirteen
Arizona time
Haiku # 43755, March 1, 2009 1:56 am ET
by rollercoaster
My aunt just flaked out.
Now who will pick up my friend
at the airport. *sigh*
Haiku # 43754, February 28, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by snail
time is running out...
will I be senselessly drunk
this time tomorrow?
Haiku # 43753, February 28, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
project going live,
lurching - crisis to crisis
fingers and toes crossed
Haiku # 43752, February 28, 2009 10:31 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
Time to shower!
Must go a massage awaits.
Lucky! Lucky man! That's me!
Haiku # 43751, February 28, 2009 3:58 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
A question for you!
Looking up at one thirteen
What time is it there?
Haiku # 43750, February 28, 2009 3:25 am ET
by Dreams and actuality
Looking up not down
Crescent moon and star venus
The Sky tells the truth
Haiku # 43749, February 28, 2009 1:13 am ET
by rollercoaster
when you get too old
bitterness sets in the blood
takes away the fun
Haiku # 43748, February 27, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by ya just cant cheapin a good ol feelin
I feel like I wish
I knew now what I didn't
know then, yup...old line
Haiku # 43747, February 27, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by bs
When you get too old
Moonlight so kind on the face
and candle light too
Haiku # 43746, February 27, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by Wholesale love
penny makes a splash
reflecting jagged moonlight
on a lonely face
Haiku # 43745, February 27, 2009 11:34 am ET
by vince
love on sale at sam's
club, not so pricey, 12 for
12 bucks each, I die

then they get it
Haiku # 43744, February 27, 2009 11:27 am ET
by bs
well, why not...I'm not
a go with the flow kind of
person, just fighting

besides here, what I
do everyone says something
bad so sink it all
Haiku # 43743, February 27, 2009 11:26 am ET
by bs
You're trying too hard
You come accross as someone
Desperate to be loved
Haiku # 43742, February 27, 2009 10:45 am ET
by Wholesale love
we build up a feel
based on experience on
how others do act
Haiku # 43741, February 26, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by bs
essential thoughts in
a few words in these small
bits of poetry
Haiku # 43740, February 26, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I can tell that he
will be antagonistic
even if I win.
Haiku # 43739, February 26, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by snail has second thoughts
what is the will of
time and space when I hear some
say it will all end
Haiku # 43738, February 26, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by bs
ebb and flow and so
it goes over me mood waves
and I crash face first
Haiku # 43737, February 26, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
True wisdom comes from
experience and never
Wikipedia!
Haiku # 43736, February 26, 2009 11:52 am ET
by Jay
We deceive ourselves
Real life is disappointing
leave us with our dreams
Haiku # 43735, February 26, 2009 2:35 am ET
by Dreams and actuality of woman on pedestals
Stimulus package
Music/Art/Film/Performance
Stronger than money
Haiku # 43734, February 25, 2009 11:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
release the semen
on your chest and in between
your jiggly buttocks
Haiku # 43733, February 25, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by yes?
well maybe your girl
would do well to get one too
that would be nifty
Haiku # 43732, February 25, 2009 6:42 pm ET
by fun
really is that wrong?
my girlfriend thinks so but I'm
not sure about it
Haiku # 43731, February 25, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I think maybe I
Love my Mercier Kilo T
More than my girlfriend
Haiku # 43730, February 25, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Mercier Kilo TT
I wonder if jay
read the whole wiki page on
writing a haiku
Haiku # 43729, February 25, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by or if he got bored halfway through hahahaha
You just get better
To the Point and funny too
Well-done Vince! Well done
Haiku # 43728, February 25, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I have too many
sins to confess. We'd be here
for quite a long time.
Haiku # 43727, February 25, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by snail
confessed all my sins
expecting a lightning bolt
with my name on it
Haiku # 43726, February 25, 2009 11:57 am ET
by vince
Oh, if you don't know
Kigo is a season word
that Haiku must have.
Haiku # 43725, February 25, 2009 9:03 am ET
by Jay
Kigo-less Haiku
puts a new spring in my step
Damn! that's a season
Haiku # 43724, February 25, 2009 8:55 am ET
by Jay
Life can be lonely!
Yopu have to meet people who
Have a zest for life!
Haiku # 43723, February 25, 2009 4:12 am ET
by Take up dancing of snail will back me up
heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Haiku # 43722, February 24, 2009 6:16 pm ET
by charist of philippines
nobody to think nobody to care nobody to talk
Haiku # 43721, February 24, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by riegley of philippines
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Haiku # 43720, February 24, 2009 6:13 pm ET
by sad gas sad of as as as
Nobody to love
Nobody to care about
Nobody to share
Haiku # 43719, February 24, 2009 4:14 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
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