Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

wind rippled water
shivers through the reflection
that looks up to me
Haiku # 40727, March 27, 2008 11:32 am ET
by elio
wind rippled water,
shivers through the reflection
looking up at me
Haiku # 40726, March 27, 2008 10:51 am ET
by elio
Hey you who will not stop.

Boasting your prowess
Trust me bo one is impressed
You have some ego

Best describe your Haiku's as.

Dull as ditchwater
Defying all commonsense
Witless doodling
Haiku # 40725, March 27, 2008 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
convoluted? yes.
ex squeeze me, baking powder
low brow pummels high
Haiku # 40724, March 27, 2008 12:44 am ET
by Lush
l. in preceding
abbreviation: latin
e.g. not briefest
Haiku # 40723, March 27, 2008 12:42 am ET
by Lush
joyce, woolf and hesse
exempli gratia, um...
l. for example
Haiku # 40722, March 27, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
stream of conciousness
not bill faulkner's invention
he just stroked the most
Haiku # 40721, March 27, 2008 12:34 am ET
by Lush
cooley it's not cool
to write too many posts here
stop writing too much
Haiku # 40720, March 26, 2008 10:04 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
detramentally
early life crisis ahead
depression follows
Haiku # 40719, March 26, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by cooley of USA
bunny looks at me funny
i am going to kill it
fate cannot save you
Haiku # 40718, March 26, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pettal shimmers
fire ablaze within it
actually love
Haiku # 40717, March 26, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by cooley of USA
one line at a time
i reveal my compassion.
you are a goddess
Haiku # 40716, March 26, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by cooley of USA
red light,flash and strobe
it is hard not to ignore
just like your beuty
Haiku # 40715, March 26, 2008 9:36 pm ET
by cooley of USA
a haiku to you
beuty like that of roses
LOVE undeniable
Haiku # 40714, March 26, 2008 9:35 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pattern of life
put dow for being funny
this is bigoted
Haiku # 40713, March 26, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by cooley of USA
razor sharp haiku
so witty it could cut you
so wear a band-aid
Haiku # 40712, March 26, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by cooley of USA
this appropriate?
why should it be,i am free
to divulge in art.
Haiku # 40711, March 26, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blown into the wind
fire scattered as ashes in air
no fun for humans
Haiku # 40710, March 26, 2008 9:24 pm ET
by cooley of USA
S F that's so true
I can answer in haikus
It is pretty cool
Haiku # 40709, March 26, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
myspace and facebook
new friends everday and yet
we are so alone
Haiku # 40708, March 26, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by sf
wait and hide in shoe
the scorpion attacks you
wow! you must feel stupid
Haiku # 40707, March 26, 2008 8:34 pm ET
by cooley of USA
upcoming genuis
rhymes undenyable
the haiku master
Haiku # 40706, March 26, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by cooley of USA
squint eyes really hard
u cant see the road ahead
typical asian
Haiku # 40705, March 26, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by cooley of USA
you cant stop me now
i r invincible now
suck it really hard
Haiku # 40704, March 26, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blue crashing down waves
surfer thrown into the deep
the shark wins this round
Haiku # 40703, March 26, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by cooley of USA
douse the raging fire
release your yellow fluids
you do no need water
Haiku # 40702, March 26, 2008 8:03 pm ET
by cooley of USA
c4t w4nts ch33s3burg3r
h3 15 4 gr33dy f4t c4t
h3 d035 n0t g3t 1t
Haiku # 40701, March 26, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cooley of USA
why did he roll it
you cannot read it like that
thwap! the flys dead
-fly
Haiku # 40700, March 26, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by cooley of USA
fly and take a shit
being a pidgeon is fun
aim for the students
Haiku # 40699, March 26, 2008 7:56 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the dog sprays yellow deficating the green grass
now relieved he leaves
Haiku # 40698, March 26, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by cooley of USA
Emomalimo,
stop sending Haiku's not from
me, saying they are.
Haiku # 40697, March 26, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is a bad Haiku.
But there is 5 syllables,
7 and then 5.
Haiku # 40696, March 26, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by The REAL (Last one was not me) Bob the Snob of The Internet
a secret kiss
in the shadow
of a lighthouse
Haiku # 40684, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by phil
Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679, March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678, March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675, March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674, March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670, March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668, March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667, March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666, March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663, March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660, March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659, March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
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