Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

blown into the wind
fire scattered as ashes in air
no fun for humans
Haiku # 40710, March 26, 2008 9:24 pm ET
by cooley of USA
S F that's so true
I can answer in haikus
It is pretty cool
Haiku # 40709, March 26, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
myspace and facebook
new friends everday and yet
we are so alone
Haiku # 40708, March 26, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by sf
wait and hide in shoe
the scorpion attacks you
wow! you must feel stupid
Haiku # 40707, March 26, 2008 8:34 pm ET
by cooley of USA
upcoming genuis
rhymes undenyable
the haiku master
Haiku # 40706, March 26, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by cooley of USA
squint eyes really hard
u cant see the road ahead
typical asian
Haiku # 40705, March 26, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by cooley of USA
you cant stop me now
i r invincible now
suck it really hard
Haiku # 40704, March 26, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blue crashing down waves
surfer thrown into the deep
the shark wins this round
Haiku # 40703, March 26, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by cooley of USA
douse the raging fire
release your yellow fluids
you do no need water
Haiku # 40702, March 26, 2008 8:03 pm ET
by cooley of USA
c4t w4nts ch33s3burg3r
h3 15 4 gr33dy f4t c4t
h3 d035 n0t g3t 1t
Haiku # 40701, March 26, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cooley of USA
why did he roll it
you cannot read it like that
thwap! the flys dead
-fly
Haiku # 40700, March 26, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by cooley of USA
fly and take a shit
being a pidgeon is fun
aim for the students
Haiku # 40699, March 26, 2008 7:56 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the dog sprays yellow deficating the green grass
now relieved he leaves
Haiku # 40698, March 26, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by cooley of USA
Emomalimo,
stop sending Haiku's not from
me, saying they are.
Haiku # 40697, March 26, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is a bad Haiku.
But there is 5 syllables,
7 and then 5.
Haiku # 40696, March 26, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by The REAL (Last one was not me) Bob the Snob of The Internet
a secret kiss
in the shadow
of a lighthouse
Haiku # 40684, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by phil
Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679, March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678, March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675, March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674, March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670, March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668, March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667, March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666, March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663, March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660, March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659, March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657, March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656, March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653, March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652, March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651, March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650, March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649, March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
it's hard to see old
tora tora tora films
we've turned japanese
Haiku # 40648, March 25, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by black sheep (no o)
Lemon Yellow sun
Fighting for its proper place
winter must give way
Haiku # 40647, March 25, 2008 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress of Bad Bad Haiku
One can only ask
Why post someone else's name?
Homage or insult?



Haiku # 40646, March 25, 2008 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Bizarre 40626 not mine
bad haiku turns worse
non-phat free verse makes lips purse
basho in reverse
Haiku # 40644, March 25, 2008 12:28 am ET
by ash
cook that word salad
my smart art smells like a fart
get my dressing down
Haiku # 40643, March 25, 2008 12:07 am ET
by ash
the young man abstaines
from putting his pen to page -
now your work is done
Haiku # 40632, March 24, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio
shackles of critique,
cut my wrist so deep - blood drips
on to white paper
Haiku # 40631, March 24, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by elio
everybody's moon
holds a candle over
the river dee, sophie waits
Haiku # 40623, March 24, 2008 7:04 am ET
by phil
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