Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675, March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674, March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670, March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668, March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667, March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666, March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663, March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660, March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659, March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657, March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656, March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653, March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652, March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651, March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650, March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649, March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
it's hard to see old
tora tora tora films
we've turned japanese
Haiku # 40648, March 25, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by black sheep (no o)
Lemon Yellow sun
Fighting for its proper place
winter must give way
Haiku # 40647, March 25, 2008 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress of Bad Bad Haiku
One can only ask
Why post someone else's name?
Homage or insult?



Haiku # 40646, March 25, 2008 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Bizarre 40626 not mine
bad haiku turns worse
non-phat free verse makes lips purse
basho in reverse
Haiku # 40644, March 25, 2008 12:28 am ET
by ash
cook that word salad
my smart art smells like a fart
get my dressing down
Haiku # 40643, March 25, 2008 12:07 am ET
by ash
the young man abstaines
from putting his pen to page -
now your work is done
Haiku # 40632, March 24, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio
shackles of critique,
cut my wrist so deep - blood drips
on to white paper
Haiku # 40631, March 24, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by elio
everybody's moon
holds a candle over
the river dee, sophie waits
Haiku # 40623, March 24, 2008 7:04 am ET
by phil
hip hop outta here
what you might think is free verse
is rabbit droppings
Haiku # 40622, March 24, 2008 4:57 am ET
by ash
the more someone writes
"free verse" the more I want to write
haikus in protest
Haiku # 40621, March 23, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by black sheeo
the natural world
an inspiration to some
a bore to others
Haiku # 40615, March 23, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by sf
As we rush through life
The things that matter to
us
Takes time and sorrow

Haiku # 40614, March 23, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
no dirt, debris or
desolation, will ever change my station
Haiku # 40613, March 23, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by phil of wirral
the dotted kites hang
ripped and ravaged by the
breath of chasing men
Haiku # 40612, March 23, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by phil
solace sought
from some sort
of height
Haiku # 40611, March 23, 2008 10:03 am ET
by phil
the new day's sun
pours into
my pores
Haiku # 40609, March 23, 2008 10:02 am ET
by phil
a frothy roof
sea life
swims
Haiku # 40606, March 23, 2008 9:59 am ET
by phil
murder ballads
fill the room
empty cupboards watch
Haiku # 40603, March 23, 2008 9:55 am ET
by Phil
Cycles in my life
Recall periods of pain
Again and again

Haiku # 40602, March 23, 2008 8:19 am ET
by exhausted by life
Haiku's worth reading?
Came back and what do you know
Some really good ones!
Haiku # 40601, March 23, 2008 7:56 am ET
by William Nippress of At least I think they are good
harder than you think
a skill that comes with practice
like learning to drum
Haiku # 40600, March 23, 2008 6:48 am ET
by ash
I have counted it
it didn't score the right points
form I find is good
Haiku # 40599, March 23, 2008 2:07 am ET
by should be sea shells
crazy colored toes
amongst a pile of shells
they dance for the sand
Haiku # 40598, March 23, 2008 2:05 am ET
by 2 lines to one
a river echoes
from beneath the grid - crying
to a full moon night
Haiku # 40597, March 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by Buona Pasqua
the lord stretches back
covering his ocean bed
with a grey blanket
Haiku # 40596, March 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by sorry, messed up
spring has sprung windy
in her mood swings, blowing air
that damn spring cleaning
Haiku # 40595, March 22, 2008 11:56 am ET
by black sheep
the lord stretches back
covering the ocean bed
with his grey blanket
Haiku # 40594, March 22, 2008 9:55 am ET
by elio
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