Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

rain drops weave in wind
furrowed tracks across the glass,
like sperm to the womb
Haiku # 40593, March 22, 2008 9:30 am ET
by elio
a silent wind strokes
imaginary ripples
over blue water
Haiku # 40592, March 22, 2008 9:13 am ET
by elio
The snow falls graciously now
yesterday the rain poured
inside the cat is laughing
Haiku # 40591, March 22, 2008 6:43 am ET
by David Winther of Sweden
a spell triptic
interesting and new to me
sweet noise anyway
Haiku # 40589, March 22, 2008 12:56 am ET
by sleepy was a dwarf
since when has "chicken"
had the book definition:
a young male homo?????


Haiku # 40588, March 22, 2008 12:41 am ET
by Don t call me chicken
old woman on porch
diacritical powers
harmonies with wind
Haiku # 40587, March 22, 2008 12:24 am ET
by while the worms were rockin
as we put away
the soap box, I leave for you
good sake, drink
Haiku # 40586, March 21, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Moxie (it says drink it)
ego is the judas
of the writer's world, take off
you need to let folks

be themselves, THEN
they will follow the idea
of 5-7-5 out of respect
not resentment

remember how the pharisees
followed the laws to the letter
according to the Gospels but
Jesus believed in a way less exacting which people's wills
were directed to that way

think of it that way and you
might have your haikus as you desire, God bless you
Haiku # 40585, March 21, 2008 11:21 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
which was a private
joy for me once, limited
in scope but, ego
Haiku # 40584, March 21, 2008 11:19 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
they all have their views
but take the fun out of the
work of writing, sigh
Haiku # 40583, March 21, 2008 11:18 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
one tries to write lays
about vampires, and yet
another, old boston
Haiku # 40582, March 21, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
a creative class
of writers is replete with
immature faulkners
Haiku # 40581, March 21, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
the critique made me
literally feel like the
end of my life, so
Haiku # 40580, March 21, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
we have western views
egos, driven by goals, I'm one
forgetting the zen
Haiku # 40579, March 21, 2008 11:15 pm ET
by black sabbath
in their desire
to embrace the well known and
tried and true, they balk
Haiku # 40578, March 21, 2008 11:14 pm ET
by black sabbath
I tend to think though
that already depressed those
creative people cry
Haiku # 40577, March 21, 2008 11:13 pm ET
by black sabbath
I'm sorry to hear
about your family pet
peaceful rest to him
Haiku # 40576, March 21, 2008 5:00 pm ET
by xoxox
Our dog is dying
Weak and bearly opens eyes
Goodby old Toto
Haiku # 40575, March 21, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitter haikus
plague the page
mundane in genre
Haiku # 40574, March 21, 2008 9:05 am ET
by Andre of Ohio
haiku 101
if you note the syllabus
note the syllables
Haiku # 40572, March 21, 2008 6:55 am ET
by ash
as spring doth descend
coiled potential energy
dreams of kinesis
Haiku # 40571, March 21, 2008 2:01 am ET
by Lush
note facility
with which i facilely note
the ease of haiku
Haiku # 40570, March 21, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
hirsute brutes cahoot
shoot a flute in my poop chute
i miss rockne, knute
Haiku # 40569, March 21, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
else irrelevant
perhaps ripe 4 your journal
but leave me alone
Haiku # 40568, March 21, 2008 1:55 am ET
by Lush
The former ascribes
to the titular format
seven five seven
Haiku # 40567, March 21, 2008 1:53 am ET
by Lush
your verbosity
and logorrhea belongs
elsewhere. see? easy.
Haiku # 40566, March 21, 2008 1:52 am ET
by Lush
we needn't filters.
just respect for all users
bad haiku have form
Haiku # 40565, March 21, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
Crap in a basket!
Loquacious ass harasses.
Debate a morass.
Haiku # 40564, March 21, 2008 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Useless, useless
the heavy rain
Driving into the sea

Haiku # 40554, March 20, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac of all over dat motherbrother
art verus maths
the poems
lost every time
Haiku # 40553, March 20, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
whats three
short lines
between friends?
Haiku # 40552, March 20, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
wisdom whispers
in the
old man's eye
Haiku # 40551, March 20, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
my mistakes
the past
untied
Haiku # 40550, March 20, 2008 4:47 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
rain drops splash river
in a furious salute
to turbulent skies
Haiku # 40549, March 20, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by elio
a tower of ice
in dry arid land, becomes
a crystal palace
Haiku # 40548, March 20, 2008 11:06 am ET
by elio
silly disciples -
seeing patterns in the sand
as words carved in stone
Haiku # 40547, March 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by elio
canals murky depths
concealed by tinted glass-
flowin in the breeze
Haiku # 40546, March 20, 2008 7:57 am ET
by elio
the canals water
shivers against night sky - city comes alive
Haiku # 40545, March 20, 2008 7:01 am ET
by elio
the city shivers
in the canals dark water -
which one is for me


Haiku # 40544, March 20, 2008 5:30 am ET
by elio
babies make so much
ridiculously more sense
than college let's go.
Haiku # 40540, March 19, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's ride the wave of
indigestion until we
fall on the floor dead.
Haiku # 40539, March 19, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by who you wish you were
i really love you
i really hate convention
let's marry and go.
Haiku # 40538, March 19, 2008 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm hogging the soap
box, I need to get down right now
many apologies all
Haiku # 40537, March 19, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by black sheep
our generation
found meaning in media
our mythology
Haiku # 40536, March 19, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs of this might explain all the star trek star wars crossovers
we'll send some plows up
just send more tim hortons down
here if you would please
Haiku # 40535, March 19, 2008 11:43 am ET
by black sheep
I honestly want
to move to canada well
because of real good beer
Haiku # 40534, March 19, 2008 11:16 am ET
by black sheep of stupid reasons motivate some people
Middle of March and
the collected snow
still up to the knees
Haiku # 40533, March 19, 2008 10:27 am ET
by Janis
though i'm pretty flex
about the syllable count
generally
Haiku # 40532, March 19, 2008 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya sorry black sheep
but if the free verse gets too long
it will get removed
Haiku # 40531, March 19, 2008 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku is meant to
distill something but some things
need to be shown, not
Haiku # 40530, March 19, 2008 10:16 am ET
by black sheep of written
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