Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

your verbosity
and logorrhea belongs
elsewhere. see? easy.
Haiku # 40566, March 21, 2008 1:52 am ET
by Lush
we needn't filters.
just respect for all users
bad haiku have form
Haiku # 40565, March 21, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
Crap in a basket!
Loquacious ass harasses.
Debate a morass.
Haiku # 40564, March 21, 2008 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Useless, useless
the heavy rain
Driving into the sea

Haiku # 40554, March 20, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac of all over dat motherbrother
art verus maths
the poems
lost every time
Haiku # 40553, March 20, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
whats three
short lines
between friends?
Haiku # 40552, March 20, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
wisdom whispers
in the
old man's eye
Haiku # 40551, March 20, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
my mistakes
the past
untied
Haiku # 40550, March 20, 2008 4:47 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
rain drops splash river
in a furious salute
to turbulent skies
Haiku # 40549, March 20, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by elio
a tower of ice
in dry arid land, becomes
a crystal palace
Haiku # 40548, March 20, 2008 11:06 am ET
by elio
silly disciples -
seeing patterns in the sand
as words carved in stone
Haiku # 40547, March 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by elio
canals murky depths
concealed by tinted glass-
flowin in the breeze
Haiku # 40546, March 20, 2008 7:57 am ET
by elio
the canals water
shivers against night sky - city comes alive
Haiku # 40545, March 20, 2008 7:01 am ET
by elio
the city shivers
in the canals dark water -
which one is for me


Haiku # 40544, March 20, 2008 5:30 am ET
by elio
babies make so much
ridiculously more sense
than college let's go.
Haiku # 40540, March 19, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's ride the wave of
indigestion until we
fall on the floor dead.
Haiku # 40539, March 19, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by who you wish you were
i really love you
i really hate convention
let's marry and go.
Haiku # 40538, March 19, 2008 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm hogging the soap
box, I need to get down right now
many apologies all
Haiku # 40537, March 19, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by black sheep
our generation
found meaning in media
our mythology
Haiku # 40536, March 19, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs of this might explain all the star trek star wars crossovers
we'll send some plows up
just send more tim hortons down
here if you would please
Haiku # 40535, March 19, 2008 11:43 am ET
by black sheep
I honestly want
to move to canada well
because of real good beer
Haiku # 40534, March 19, 2008 11:16 am ET
by black sheep of stupid reasons motivate some people
Middle of March and
the collected snow
still up to the knees
Haiku # 40533, March 19, 2008 10:27 am ET
by Janis
though i'm pretty flex
about the syllable count
generally
Haiku # 40532, March 19, 2008 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya sorry black sheep
but if the free verse gets too long
it will get removed
Haiku # 40531, March 19, 2008 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku is meant to
distill something but some things
need to be shown, not
Haiku # 40530, March 19, 2008 10:16 am ET
by black sheep of written
i wonder how you
people would handle things if
you went on faith, as
Haiku # 40529, March 19, 2008 10:13 am ET
by black sheep of hold on...
consider real life
though, people live in present
tense, can't see future

we are short sighted all of us
Haiku # 40528, March 19, 2008 9:59 am ET
by black sheep
it's really also
quite simple, people like to hog
the god damn soap box
Haiku # 40527, March 19, 2008 9:49 am ET
by black sheep
in the end the word
comes down to the site mistress
and she decides, drat
Haiku # 40526, March 19, 2008 9:45 am ET
by black sheep
dusty cannon balls
lay in the fields of time-
old man's open eyes
Haiku # 40523, March 19, 2008 5:35 am ET
by elio
Tormented dogs bark
Spoiling our tranquillity
Should we neuter them?
Haiku # 40522, March 19, 2008 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress of Sitting on the fence
why read the free verse?
like dog poop on a sidewalk
skip over that shit
Haiku # 40521, March 19, 2008 4:07 am ET
by sf
it's really simple
a haiku is a haiku
or else it isn't
Haiku # 40520, March 19, 2008 3:20 am ET
by ash
mindless socialists
declaring political
correctness of verse
Haiku # 40519, March 19, 2008 12:43 am ET
by black sheep
I think one can take
themselves too seriously
and miss out on points
Haiku # 40518, March 19, 2008 12:42 am ET
by black sheep
I think haiku should
be the way we all speak like
a game on who's line
Haiku # 40517, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
in desperation
will it matter if one plays
by pharisee rules?
Haiku # 40516, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
the discord of style
often meets strict guide lines
play long enough, break them
Haiku # 40515, March 19, 2008 12:19 am ET
by black sheep
sometimes they rely
on a clockwork orange to
get what the want, ciao
Haiku # 40514, March 18, 2008 11:50 pm ET
by black sheep
search function: broken
old haiku: cannot be found
database mangled?
Haiku # 40509, March 18, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by old bastard
syllable filter
would be great for those of us
who sometimes can't count
Haiku # 40508, March 18, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by venerable..oopsey but not intentional assanine rambling
"Where did the cheese go"
Said the venerable Gene Ween
Reply? "I don't know"
Haiku # 40507, March 18, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by Janis of youtube
Perhaps what we need
Is a syllable filter
That rejects free verse
Haiku # 40506, March 18, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
what part of "haiku"
don't you mutherfuckers get?
the "hai" or the "ku"
Haiku # 40505, March 18, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of deletionville, ontario
styles are very well
tastes develop as one gets
used to some new style
Haiku # 40504, March 18, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm trying to get
my life in order so I
can live it better
Haiku # 40503, March 18, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by black sheep
I'll have my brains, fried
scrambled, with a side of diss
order, chaos, and

perhaps some home fries too
Haiku # 40502, March 18, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by black sheep
one asked the other
did you the day come up
Yawn~ and stiff peaks too
Haiku # 40501, March 18, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sunny side up
life inside or out
makes no difference unless
you see it as good
Haiku # 40500, March 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by qwuality time spent poistively as possible
gross tick but don't remove
it's presence has redemption
just doing it's job
Haiku # 40499, March 18, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by SPatial Playmate in the circle of life
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